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- rocketman42, on 07/17/2009, -1/+85911 operator: "9-1-1 what's the emergency?"
Home owner: "A wiener came in my back door!"
911 operator: "Come again?" - Eupatorus, on 07/17/2009, -2/+64FTA: "While trying to get turned around, the WOMAN driving the hot dog on wheels accidentally hit the gas instead of the brake..."
Well there's the problem. - mrgeekguy, on 07/17/2009, -1/+63The driver was charged with rape.
- ousthouse, on 07/18/2009, -0/+46We shouldn't relish in the humor here.
- thelastcivilian, on 07/17/2009, -1/+37It's the house's fault. Red siding? That's for whores.
- wc3452, on 07/18/2009, -2/+31Why is a woman driving in the first place, much less driving a giant phallus...
- asus2000, on 07/18/2009, -1/+26Women: Pressing the accelerator instead of the brake since 1901.
- elpresidente408, on 07/18/2009, -0/+23I think the real question is how does one get to drive the Wienermobile
- BotchaMcCoola, on 07/18/2009, -0/+23Lucky it wasn't any wurst.
- inactive, on 07/17/2009, -0/+21Sure blame it on the house. We never 'hold' the wiener responsible for it's actions anyway.
- Atario, on 07/18/2009, -0/+20Ohhh yeah, baby. You want it, don't you? You're a *dirty* house. Look at you, with your exposed beams, your tight closets, your double-doors spread wide open...
- Hraes, on 07/18/2009, -1/+20I kind of want this to happen to me, just so I can have stories like "did I tell you about the time the Wienermobile appeared in my living room?"
- dafragsta, on 07/18/2009, -0/+18I bet she had problems with the tranny.
- darkmagus, on 07/18/2009, -1/+17Like a hotdog down a hallway.
- H3llr41s3r, on 07/18/2009, -0/+15Ma'am, I think there is a big wiener sticking out of your back door.
- nreynolds, on 07/18/2009, -3/+18911 operator "911 what's the emergency?"
home owner: "I just saw a woman driving the weinermobile"
911 operator "holy ***** get out of the house" - asus2000, on 07/18/2009, -0/+12Maybe she was trying to catch up..?
- Plumhead, on 07/17/2009, -0/+11The owner's of that house better have gotten at least a few weenie whistles after all of this!
- inactive, on 07/18/2009, -1/+11I wonder what she was doing with the wiener to be so distracted....
- inactive, on 07/17/2009, -2/+11Home owner: "A BIG Wiener Slammed Back door, its covered in BUNS!"
911 operator: "This is not for prank calls ma'am. Click!" - matrixbandit, on 07/18/2009, -0/+9Wow, that is literally throwing a hotdog down a hallway..
- socoolisme, on 07/18/2009, -2/+11Of course a woman was driving.
- Shamonue, on 07/18/2009, -1/+10Today, my boyfriend was teaching me to drive, and told me he agreed with the stereotype that women are worse drivers than men. I argued with him so heatedly about how it was just like a man to say something like that, that I drove through our garage doors because I wasn't paying attention. FML
I read that right before I saw this on here. - immatellyouwhat, on 07/18/2009, -1/+9So.Many.Jokes.Can't.Think!
*head asplodes - inactive, on 07/18/2009, -0/+8We're sorry but your homeowners insurance does not cover damage caused by giant hot-dogs.
- lead2thehead, on 07/18/2009, -1/+8That guy's garage is *****.
- asus2000, on 07/18/2009, -0/+7Never, and I repeat, NEVER let a women have control of the weiner...
- marklar69, on 07/18/2009, -1/+7The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile got itself into quite a pickle when it crashed into a Racine home Friday morning.
I see what they did there! - Khirzask, on 07/18/2009, -0/+6"Is it in yet?"
-the garage - jtotheoe, on 07/18/2009, -1/+7oh for crying out loud... this is the first time a woman has ever put her wiener somewhere it doesnt belong! give the female gender a break, this probably the only time it will happen.
- RubberBinder, on 07/18/2009, -0/+6I dugg you out of pity
- Phych, on 07/18/2009, -1/+7This is bologna. What was her first name again?
- marx2k, on 07/18/2009, -0/+6Pfft. Women drivers. She was probably putting on her makeup while text messaging.
- ar1c3, on 07/17/2009, -0/+5Thats not a hotdog bun!
- mikeywings, on 07/18/2009, -3/+8Women should be making my hot dogs....Not driving one....
- inactive, on 07/18/2009, -2/+7Why? She already put the wiener in for us?
- seanof, on 07/18/2009, -0/+5http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wienermobile#Drivers
- Barbrady, on 07/18/2009, -3/+8Figures, woman driver.
- Remmiz, on 07/18/2009, -0/+5Captain Wikipedia to the rescue!
- bicycleman, on 07/18/2009, -0/+5This was so done on purpose. It's a P.R. stunt to get on Digg.com.
Since the Internet, the secret of hotdogs being made from the left overs scooped off the ground in the pork slaughter house and sealed in plastic has really hurt sales.
However, I kinda would like a door like that for my car.
One day, someone is going to load up that wiener with explosives and create a another large "terrorist act." Just you watch... - inactive, on 07/18/2009, -1/+5Big Wiener + Back Door = Laughs
Big Wiener + Back Door + Buns = Not so much - inactive, on 07/18/2009, -2/+6I came here to say just that, exactly. Capitalized and all.
- inactive, on 07/17/2009, -1/+4Are you suggesting she blow on the big wiener???
- TheN4D, on 07/18/2009, -0/+3And this is why women shouldn't drive, even if the automobile in question is similar to a sammich...
- gregjohnson, on 07/18/2009, -0/+3This is what happens when you get too eager. A wiener goes somewhere it shouldn't.
- Subduction, on 07/18/2009, -0/+3Dugg for the sheer balls it takes to label any Wienermobile-related story as "breaking."
- deff, on 07/18/2009, -2/+5911 operator: "Come again?"
Home owner: "Don't mind if I do." - skipvt, on 07/18/2009, -0/+2That's one wiener delivery gone bad.
- BuenoCabra, on 07/18/2009, -0/+2ORLY?
- fluidfoundation, on 07/18/2009, -0/+2Back door of front door?
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