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- gamebittk, on 01/14/2009, -14/+1244This is just about the most awesome thing I've seen all day.
- nextag82, on 01/14/2009, -1/+681TK-421, why aren't you at your post?
- ryan83189, on 01/14/2009, -4/+537Aren't you a little rich to be a stormtrooper?
- wontstoptalking, on 01/14/2009, -1/+438He's closing in on me! I can't shake him!
- Badfish2, on 01/14/2009, -6/+409Stay on target.... Stay on target!
- orvl, on 01/14/2009, -5/+320the new Lotus tie-fighter
- TheAssuager, on 01/14/2009, -5/+288Those were the droids I was looking for!
- ophello, on 01/14/2009, -6/+281STAR WARS QUOTE
- postitnote, on 01/14/2009, -0/+261That's what The Stig wears when not working (slips right over his helmet).
- inactive, on 01/14/2009, -4/+249Randal: Well, the thing is, the first Death Star was manned by the Imperial army-storm troopers, dignitaries- the only people onboard were Imperials.
Dante: Basically.
Randal: So when they blew it up, no prob. Evil is punished.
Dante: And the second time around...?
Randal: The second time around, it wasn't even finished yet. They were still under construction.
Dante: So?
Randal: A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I'll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers.
Dante: Not just Imperials, is what you're getting at.
Randal: Exactly. In order to get it built quickly and quietly they'd hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is killing and white uniforms.
Dante: All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction?
Randal: All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed- casualties of a war they had nothing to do with. (notices Dante's confusion) All right, look-you're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia-this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living. - outToLunch, on 01/14/2009, -11/+233That's not a galaxy far far away ...
- SHv2, on 01/14/2009, -12/+233God my parents are embarrassing. >.<
- pennvneff, on 01/14/2009, -3/+186If you look very closely I think it says TK-421 above the door.
- wontstoptalking, on 01/14/2009, -9/+160Stormtroopers are people too, you know.
- WhoDoneIt, on 01/14/2009, -1/+139Pew Pew Pew
- SitPoMk, on 01/14/2009, -14/+132I don't want to hear ***** about this being a Babyman post ... this is ***** awesome and deserves the front page
- ryan83189, on 01/14/2009, -0/+100It does.
- inactive, on 01/14/2009, -2/+94***** epic.
- oyflaaaayvin, on 01/14/2009, -0/+88Apparently someone who goes by "mathdude" on Lotus forums. Here's his comment:
http://www.lotustalk.com/forums/1143237-post12.htm ... - blackCascade, on 01/14/2009, -1/+90Oh shi- ...that's true
- orangester, on 01/14/2009, -3/+92Move along, move along..
- chugatussin, on 01/14/2009, -1/+87Oh my god...
- ZeroCubed, on 01/14/2009, -0/+85holy hell, that's a win if I ever saw one.
- ivansusanin, on 01/14/2009, -1/+81Drive-by trooping
- MCA2142, on 01/14/2009, -1/+78http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/12325/forums/2762458387 ...
- Locke23, on 01/14/2009, -0/+71The last three movies have caused a massive increase in people switching to the "dark side." The Empire is flourishing, all around salary increases.
- hansk, on 01/14/2009, -1/+67they gotta get to work everyday just like everyone else
- roessnakhan, on 01/14/2009, -7/+70Luke: It followed us!
Obi-Wan: No, its a short-range fighter
Han: There aren't any bases around here. Where did it come from? - Hartley1942, on 01/14/2009, -0/+61With the blast shield down, I cant even see..
- BedPost, on 01/14/2009, -0/+58Clerks, great movie.
- m3mn0n, on 01/14/2009, -2/+57STAR TREK REFERENCE OUT OF SPITE
- olafcore, on 01/14/2009, -1/+56STAR WARS QUESTIONING QUOTE OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
- Kriztov, on 01/14/2009, -1/+54STAR WARS COUNTER-QUOTE
- Allik, on 01/14/2009, -0/+52Some say: That he once fought for the dark side, and that he really is Luke Skywalkers father. All we know is he's called The Stig.
- MCJackhammer, on 01/14/2009, -0/+52The Empire may have higher wages, but their insurance hospitals suck...heard of one guy who got burned in a volcano....came out of surgery with the voice of James Earl Jones....terrible I tell ya.
- geoffcybor, on 01/14/2009, -0/+50STAR WARS COUNTER-QUOTE RETORT
- BirdCatcher, on 01/14/2009, -4/+46That would be a Storm Trooper in a Lotus Exige
- floyd1991, on 01/14/2009, -0/+42JOKE ABOUT WILLIAM SHATNER TO DEFEND MY STAR WARS FANBOY HONOR
- FeartheKnighted, on 01/14/2009, -5/+45Ok, I need a hires version of this for my desktop/masturbating.
- Czechxican, on 01/14/2009, -4/+43It's the new Corellian Corvette!!!
- Hypomanic, on 01/14/2009, -1/+39ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT REFERENCE OUT OF THE BLUE MYSELF.
- Llanowar, on 01/14/2009, -0/+37BABYLON 5 REFERENCE JUST TO RAISE SOME EYEBROWS
- Maddjonesy, on 01/14/2009, -0/+36LOUD NOISES!
- Jericon, on 01/14/2009, -0/+34Or a long time ago...
- SCPChop108, on 01/14/2009, -0/+33We'll be safe enough once we make the jump to hyperspace. Besides, I know a few maneuvers. We'll lose'em.
- laronde20, on 01/14/2009, -0/+32"Ya hi... 911?
Ya... umm... don't hang up... but a storm trooper just stole my car!" - firearcade, on 01/14/2009, -2/+33SCREENSHOT AND POST TO DIGG.COM
FRONTPAGE SUCCESS IMMINENT - inactive, on 01/14/2009, -2/+33well then u can buy me a lotus then
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