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- ObamaWins08, on 09/04/2008, -5/+407My wife teaches first grade for Indianapolis Public Schools. Last year, she came in and was telling me about one of her special needs children, whom she adored. She said he kept saying his own name over and over. I asked her what his name was, and it was Timmy. I laughed quite unctrollably, and she had no idea about what....
- drunkinbda, on 09/04/2008, -8/+406CRIPPLE FIIIGHT!!!!
- tomarocco, on 09/04/2008, -6/+334It would be even better if it were a Colorado plate.
- BoneStamp, on 09/04/2008, -4/+204Maybe the guy's name is Timmay and he has no idea what South Park is.
- imasuperDOTcom, on 09/04/2008, -10/+194Handicapped people are the best, aren't they?
- MrBabyMan, on 09/04/2008, -17/+189"TIMMAY!!"
- rolandvvv, on 09/04/2008, -6/+166MrBabyMan, is this your car?
- BorsKaegel, on 09/04/2008, -18/+152Timmy: [pointing out turkey] TIMMY!
Farmer: Oh... that one's a little messed up.
Kyle: Timmy, if we go back with that turkey, the other guys will kick our asses.
Farmer: Well, I was just gonna take it out in the back yard and put a bullet in its head...
Timmy: TIMMY!
Kyle: No, dude, don't say that!
Timmy: TIMMY!
Kyle: Fine, how much?
Farmer: Fifty bucks.
Kyle: What? But you were gonna take it in the back yard and put a bullet in its head!
Farmer: Well, now I have to find something else to shoot.
Kyle: Goddamn it, here!
[pays]
Farmer: You know, I have a one-legged pig...
Kyle: Aw, blow it out your ass! - INHUMANITY, on 09/04/2008, -2/+126GOBBLES!!
- dohidied, on 09/04/2008, -6/+117It almost makes me want to stop euthanizing them.
- koenigje, on 09/04/2008, -3/+107He just took that quote from a previous poster.
- sgtbutterscotch, on 09/04/2008, -0/+86or Tim May
- sandiegodude, on 09/04/2008, -16/+88.... AND THE LORDS OF THE UNDERWORLD!
- kelpee, on 09/04/2008, -0/+72Wouldn't that make it even funnier?
- brock790, on 09/04/2008, -11/+71HA!
- SemiSarcastic, on 09/04/2008, -5/+62*gasp* the man speaks!
- SkullyBocks, on 09/04/2008, -10/+60Old ...
http://digg.com/comedy/At_least_his_sense_of_humor ...
Once again MrBabyMan beats out the small guy - Zantive, on 09/04/2008, -4/+46CRIPS 4 LIFE
- geoboy, on 09/04/2008, -0/+36๏̯͡๏﴿
- inactive, on 09/04/2008, -4/+39You're a towel.
- readacook, on 09/04/2008, -1/+33Mr. Garrison: Yes, your name's Timmy...
- inactive, on 09/05/2008, -6/+35Hey little bro how ya doin'??
- sticko13, on 09/04/2008, -7/+35True, you beat him to it. But if MrBabyMan hadn't submitted a week after yours failed to make it to the front page, I wouldn't have seen it. So, thanks MrBabyMan.
- iSeven, on 09/04/2008, -3/+27*PA System*
Attention shoppers.
Cripple fight out in the parking lot.
Cripple fight out in the parking lot. - CrunchyDeluxe, on 09/04/2008, -0/+22O_o
- Guzzy, on 09/04/2008, -6/+24I would love to meet this guy!
- pivovy, on 09/04/2008, -0/+17You wanna get high?
- nlight, on 09/04/2008, -0/+16No, you're a towel.
- redsoxmb545, on 09/05/2008, -0/+16DARKNESS FILLS MY HEART WITH PAIN!
- lutafin, on 09/04/2008, -1/+16TIMMY? TIMMY!
- labizau, on 09/04/2008, -0/+15I would love if the owner's name was Timothy May, and he had no idea how awesome his vanity plates truly are.
- adrenalmedulla9, on 09/04/2008, -1/+16That's Jimmy!!
- vinibinini, on 09/04/2008, -0/+14He's obviously Livin a lie
- inactive, on 09/04/2008, -2/+16I guess theirs a towel-a-ban
- ezcheezbandit, on 09/05/2008, -0/+14thats what she said last night. I cried.
- Nitro187, on 09/04/2008, -2/+16OGC would be an awesome license plate!
- MrSarcasm, on 09/04/2008, -1/+15guy, friend. combobreaker. nice try though.
- subliminalurge, on 09/04/2008, -0/+14No, it's much more than that.
It's also people bitching about old stuff being posted. - CYR1X, on 09/05/2008, -0/+13Little premature buddy.
- falafelkiosken, on 09/04/2008, -1/+13GOBBLES!
- theWaterboy, on 09/04/2008, -1/+13...until you have to drive behind them.
- inactive, on 09/05/2008, -2/+13No ***** way!
- dennisplucinik, on 09/05/2008, -1/+12it looks like a frightened tooth
- fluxion, on 09/04/2008, -0/+10ive never been jealous of a handicapped person till now
- inactive, on 09/05/2008, -0/+10if you don't like it, you could just git out!
- Jeffler, on 09/04/2008, -7/+16After 24h its fair game in terms of dupes.
- SeanBowe16, on 09/05/2008, -0/+9OMG UNICODE
- BTraina, on 09/04/2008, -0/+9RICHARD!!!!!
- humperdinck, on 09/04/2008, -0/+8HELEN!!!!!!!
- Hollow5, on 09/04/2008, -39/+47some of the worst comments I've seen
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