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- Surferess, on 02/01/2009, -5/+137A lot of people seem to not worry about the little things like an "h" in "wat" It is only one more letter, is it really so much trouble to add it in? Im gesin it is prolly jus 2 mch trubul. *s*
- Cancerkitty, on 02/01/2009, -3/+119The English major in me just died a little.
- tourettes1992, on 02/01/2009, -1/+93This is why Youtube instituted the neat little feature of playing back what people typed, so they can listen to the ***** ***** ***** that comes out of their mouths.
- sweetpickle, on 02/01/2009, -2/+61"What in the blue ***** are these people talking about?"
Quote of the day.. - freeth1nker, on 02/01/2009, -0/+51A perfect example of just how collectively dumb we're getting. This isn't 'Nam, there are rules!
- presidentraygun, on 02/01/2009, -2/+50zomg u guyz r so ritarded...theez comintz r totaly fein!!!!1!11!!!111!!!
- Wulffy, on 02/01/2009, -0/+48"I never said this waz wwf i just said i miss wwf datz all cant u read?!? hardys dudleys stone cold da tlc matches da hardcore matches wwe sux" - What?
The rotting trail to squalidness of youth... - vpotok, on 02/01/2009, -4/+43guess its time to choose a real major then.
- floort, on 02/01/2009, -2/+39Just illiterate teenagers trying to sound important.
- doom777, on 02/01/2009, -2/+37Almost as good as translating Soulja Boy's youtube videos into english.
- notoneofus, on 02/01/2009, -0/+32Say "wat" out loud. If you're saying it the same as "what" it shows the stupidity of your pronunciation.
- lekahe, on 02/01/2009, -6/+37Two total opposites and I am worried because I understand the first comments much better. English is not my first language but I also understand the second, translated comment. However it has lost all of the power.
I know people who use Finnish the same way. What's the point? Mostly they end up so mixed up in their superiority that they end up saying nothing. - Haoie, on 02/01/2009, -2/+31Is it so hard to spell right?
I'd swear half of them do it wrong on purpose. - KungFooJesus, on 02/01/2009, -1/+29This idea is not nearly as funny or original as the rap battle translation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6H0i1RAdHk - torgo112, on 02/01/2009, -1/+29Why do people tack on all those extra letters at the end of words?
It's sooooooo annoyinggggggggg - strebalicious, on 02/01/2009, -0/+23I'm right there with you. I actually have to try to type like a complete idiot.
- djb28, on 02/01/2009, -0/+23In regards to the fine literary work being referenced here, I would like to take this opportunity to say how delighted I am by the humorous way in which it is written. I am sure that I am not alone in my low opinion of the deplorable spelling and grammar used by so many of the Internet's denizens. For these reasons, I am proud to announce that I have registered my approval of this article with the pertinent "content rating" system. Thank you all for your attention.
- coldkill3r, on 02/01/2009, -1/+23I tink dat comentng on utube causis u to l00se 10 iq pts
- capnawesome, on 02/01/2009, -0/+21leaving out letters isn't as irritating as using numbers, which I would argue is more trouble than typing the word correctly..(2, l8er, that stuff).
I guess some people think the time commitment is worth it to sound like an idiot. - murocan, on 02/01/2009, -0/+20I know what you mean! I do English at A-Level. I can recall a few times in the past my friends saying "Why do you use proper English on MSN?"
- barryiggins, on 02/01/2009, -0/+20ur ***** lol
- jgzman, on 02/02/2009, -1/+20You should certainly be worried if you can read the first half easier than the second half.
- Rogem002, on 02/01/2009, -1/+19Fantastic! If only youtube has a translator like this built in ^^
- sergiorly, on 02/01/2009, -2/+20a lot of ppl seem 2 not wrry bout lil thingz like a H in WUT its onlee 1 moar letter is it reely so much troble to add it in?!???!?!!! I'm guessing it is probably just too much trouble.
- anklesnap, on 02/01/2009, -1/+18lol....time is of the essence
- pattyboy, on 02/01/2009, -0/+14Up with which I will not put.
- AmyVernon, on 02/01/2009, -0/+14"I say, wouldn't it be a lark if our two gaming networks could connect to one another so that we could compete against one another in some sort of video gaming tournament?"
- inactive, on 02/01/2009, -2/+16lol
- wollsmosh, on 02/01/2009, -0/+13moar liek u *****. y else u call othrs *****, *****? lol pwn.
- dzneill, on 02/01/2009, -0/+13Phone's ringing, dude.
Thank you Donny. - coldkill3r, on 02/01/2009, -1/+12"so go on metallica songs comments and start writing that metallica rulls megadeth or something like that ... my opinion is that megadeth is WAY better than metallica bcause they kept the theme of their songs they're playing . Metallica lives now just on theyr past glory and they suck hard because of that ! And btw go to hell you piece of ***** ass retarded biatch . If you're trully a rocker, how can you say ***** megadeth fans when megadeth have the greatest solos of all times.go and shoot urself"
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Jonas Brothers Comments
"i love this song!!! the jo bros aynt al that tho... tey jus got gr8 songs n dress sense...dats bwt it really.... "
"their jeans are tighter than mine.. ***** my ass. i wonder if they have any balls?????
(seriously i wonder) "
"ew u r disgusting. and heres my point exactly. they r 3 awesome guys hoo 1/ probably dnt call girsl "chicks" and 2/ are genuine ppl. and i no evry guy hates them. BUT ITS FOR NO REASON. they did nothing 2 u and yea...idc if u dnt like theyre music that makes sense most guys dnt but that still duz no giv u a rite 2 hate them..and btw they rnt fruitcakes. k thnks."
"um u have no rite 2 say that 2 me. im allowed 2 like them and there is no such thng as "real music"i can say metal isnt "real music"cuz THAT wud make my ears bleed. at least like some othr bands out their, they dnt care about how famous they are or wut they can "get" from girls...at least i dnt thnk so i obv nvr met them but they r gr8 guys and genuinely care bout there fans..they do things for us and such. ur just jealous so stfu u dnt no ANYTHNG bout them. u haters r the1s hoo make ME laff.."
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"hold up i luv da jo bros but u cant b tawkin bout mi being a dumb ass ***** not only me but mi friends luv dem and im not braggin but iv dey found out dey would curse ur dumb ass out. u is a damn hater u cant hate."
Some gems from youtube. - algaeturd, on 02/01/2009, -2/+13Maybe not. I'm not an 'english major' but I'm a fan of the language and I hate to see it continually raped by some of the up and coming kids using it improperly.
Furthermore, when a nation's language slips, so does its level of intelligence. It's not about proving worth, it's about communicating effectively. I can see why people get really defensive about being corrected because mastering language isn't easy; it takes time and effort. Two things that most people would never put forth in an effort to understand and use english effectively. - DrHolliday, on 02/01/2009, -1/+12I must express my distaste for the authors' use of prepositions with which they chose to end some of their sentences.
- masterc, on 02/01/2009, -0/+11There's this site called http://holladaddy.com where some guy messages random people on myspace. One chick said "HUH ? boi wat is yo prob i jus asked fa u 2 comment my pics fa me an wat language r u speak n cuz dat dont look like english"
He told her to speak proper english, and she comes back with "awww that is messed up see i only talk like that to impress other black people i dont even spell like that... its a certain way us black people talk like gang bangers for example thay have there own talk an thats what im use to talking and spelling the way they do an this isnt how i talk all the time dis is da way dat i b spell n out ma words see thaths the writing and talking im use to doing"
So maybe it applies to Youtube too. - crazyhorse13, on 02/01/2009, -0/+11"In fact I once had a romantic rendezvous with your biological mother, in which fellatio was performed forthwith and without explanation."
Lol. I was waiting for this video. Gets me every time. - Zcrubby, on 02/01/2009, -0/+11"lol i dug u up kthx"
- headzoo, on 02/01/2009, -0/+10I think we can blame a new generation born with text messaging devices in their hands.
- moo2u2, on 02/02/2009, -0/+10it's a perfectly cromulent word
- Invader001, on 02/01/2009, -0/+10"I think your time would be best spent fondling your genitalia in a sexually arousing manner instead of communicating with others on this web page."
i like that one better - Zarokima, on 02/01/2009, -0/+10That was the weak part. Now you are stronger.
- algaeturd, on 02/01/2009, -0/+10I'd like to think that. The reality is most kids can't use english properly and certainly don't take the time to write out a word. They're way too busy being famous and important to just be a normal person who can communicate and write effectively and properly.
Face it: They're dumb as ***** for the most part and I challenge anyone to prove otherwise. - somedudemanguy, on 02/01/2009, -4/+13***** the Jonas Brothers.
- algaeturd, on 02/01/2009, -0/+9Could we get the translation to take out about 1,000 of the unnecessary commas they made use of during their 'translation' phase?
- rnawky, on 02/01/2009, -2/+11Oh, look, they've got a translation for white people
"I give 110 percent when it comes to helping my community,"
"even though I occasionally associate with some less than reputable characters."
-Peter Griffin - Disjunto, on 02/01/2009, -0/+9I assume you're paraphrasing?
- Garlik, on 02/01/2009, -2/+11I would digg it if the writer hadn't made careless grammatical and typographical errors himself.
"This communiqué is directed to the user who's screen name is gaz20089"
"I would like to commend you on both the the veracity of your statement"
He also overuses the word "furthermore" as if it was the zenith of speaking intellectually. - Nidy1, on 02/01/2009, -0/+8Dugg for "Put them together and you will be, and you'll forgive the expression, the bee's knees."
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