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- inactive, on 06/29/2009, -6/+229Women are about half the population, so yeah, sounds about right.
- kalleanka, on 06/29/2009, -8/+213I'm a guy and I use a vibrator.
It came included with my cellphone, everytime someone calls me, it gets used. - Smokeydabear, on 06/29/2009, -7/+136"I also store the phone in my ass. Please call me at 989-555-4568."
- sameer768, on 06/29/2009, -1/+91Its to massage my neck.
I swear. - generaleet, on 06/29/2009, -11/+100BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE VIBRATING...ah nevermind.
- DrDragun, on 06/29/2009, -2/+76Sorry babe, in this recession we're just going to have to make do with the old banana and duct tape *romantic tape ripping sound*
- gcnaddict, on 06/29/2009, -8/+69inb4 Billy Mays
- inactive, on 06/29/2009, -3/+61and the other half are liars
- Jones82, on 06/29/2009, -1/+57The funny thing about my neck is that it's located on my *****
- borez, on 06/29/2009, -1/+53That's a lot of batteries.
- chadsexingtime, on 06/29/2009, -6/+54Because it threatens heterosexual marriage
- bradleyland, on 06/29/2009, -0/+46Wait, men can use vibrators? On themselves? I feel like such a prude all of the sudden. I've never even tried this.
- realeskimopimp, on 06/29/2009, -2/+44To the males and femlaes who haven't:
You're missing out. - Lazydriver, on 06/29/2009, -20/+61BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A VIBRATING DILDO!!! IF YOU ORDER ONE NOW, YOU'LL RECEIVE ANOTHER ABSOLUTELY FREE! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW IN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES, WE'LL THROW IN A FREE ANAL PLUG!!! ALL FOR THE LOW PRICE OF ONLY $19.99!!!!
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- Wilddigi, on 06/29/2009, -1/+38***** vibrators I use my hands
- evilesttoast, on 06/29/2009, -1/+36***** hands I use my feet.
- sh1tman, on 06/29/2009, -5/+39A good whore holds a paper plate between her legs to keep that from happening.
- chuckDontSurf, on 06/29/2009, -2/+36In other words, never.
- chuckDontSurf, on 06/29/2009, -25/+58Cause it's gay.
- scottcxv, on 06/29/2009, -0/+33is it not supposed to vibrate?...
- RusskiGuy, on 06/29/2009, -0/+32Except that (FTA): "About 45 percent of men, both gay and heterosexual, reported incorporating a vibrator into sexual activities." Makes me wonder if I should try it...
- Vulphaestion, on 06/29/2009, -3/+33I also wondered why it was socially acceptable for a woman to use a vibrator but creepy when a guy uses a fleshlight...
- inactive, on 06/29/2009, -2/+29***** FEET I USE MY ELBOWS.
- Bloodwine, on 06/29/2009, -19/+46There is nothing manly about sticking a vibrator up your ass.
- inactive, on 06/29/2009, -1/+26It's the bottom half that the vibrators are used on.
- dafragsta, on 06/29/2009, -0/+24Actually, the other half have fleshlights.
- Scrappy1850, on 06/29/2009, -2/+25get one with a strong motor and put it just beneth the head on the underside. i can get multiples that way.
- charlietuna, on 06/29/2009, -0/+21I demand a followup on Fleshlight usage. Equal rights for us creepy guys living in the basement!
- SuicideMouse, on 06/29/2009, -5/+26Hell yeah guys can. Way to many guys are to pussy to know that they can still be "manly" if they try a vibrator.
If it feels good, why the hell not? - brignasty, on 06/29/2009, -1/+19please explain. how do you employ the vibrator?
- trentrezn0r, on 06/29/2009, -2/+20Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
- cosinezero, on 06/29/2009, -0/+18Um... on her face? You're doing it wrong.
- lba1986, on 06/29/2009, -3/+20***** ELBOWS I USE MY DOG!
- chrisduser, on 06/29/2009, -1/+18Does my 10 year old washer count?
- simplynix, on 06/29/2009, -2/+19Or you can put one in your ass. You know, unless you'd rather homophobia and insecurity about your masculinity eliminate an entire erogenous zone for you. That's fun, too.
- getoffmybridge, on 06/29/2009, -5/+22rofl
- moopie45, on 06/29/2009, -1/+18I'LL DEMONSTRATE ON MY CAT.
WOW, YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE
AMAZING, DOESN'T MISS A BEAT - erasedgod, on 06/29/2009, -0/+16Wait... why are so many of you jumping to the conclusion that it's going in your ass?
- Pxtl, on 06/29/2009, -1/+17I think when a guy "helps" his girl with her vibrator, it counts as him "incorporating it into his sexual activities" even if he didn't' stuff it up his butt.
- ancalagon73, on 06/29/2009, -0/+16Or have your woman put it on the side of her cheek or under her chin as she goes down on you. Makes her whole mouth vibrate. If you're really lucky and your woman has her tongue pierced they have a vibrating tongue ring.
- SuicideMouse, on 06/29/2009, -0/+16If your girl is down for some fun, the skin between her ass and pussy on the inside is thin, you can feel a vibrator that's in her ass (or pussy) while you *****.
- Scrappy1850, on 06/29/2009, -0/+16but its YOUR dog!
- Mike17102, on 06/29/2009, -1/+16Easily, thats what I am paying her for.
- cJw314, on 06/29/2009, -1/+16"***** two bitches"?
Boy, with that attitude, I'd bet you ain't had pussy since it had you. - kiiwii, on 06/29/2009, -4/+19Do you have Parkinson's?
- Bots, on 06/29/2009, -3/+17***** FEET. I USE MY MOUTH
i wish.... uhh.. sorta? - Chairboy, on 06/29/2009, -0/+14> ***** vibrators
That is, you know, kinda the idea. - Gyga, on 06/29/2009, -0/+14First Billy Mays Tribute that made me laugh.
Am I the only one who heard he died and didn't have a life changing moment? -
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