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The Incredible iBlade

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Who dugg this? Made popular Dec 4, 2007

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  • ViRaZ, on 12/04/2007, -4/+158Designed for the music loving emo kids.
  • Bukowsky, on 12/04/2007, -3/+128I know that this is fake, but this would make for one hell of a christmas present...
  • TheMatches, on 12/04/2007, -13/+124I always knew apple was on the cutting edge of technology.

    HAHA, Get it? Cutting....

    yeah
  • bightchee, on 12/04/2007, -2/+91I accidentally put the blade in my ear and now I don't like Apple.
  • ophello, on 12/04/2007, -1/+83Great, I've always wanted to kill someone with my iPod...now I can finally live the dream!!
  • virtualreality, on 12/04/2007, -1/+71Now let the RIAA knock on my door!
  • Al3x, on 12/04/2007, -1/+42Hell I'd buy one if it were real.
  • wild, on 12/04/2007, -1/+39Dos it come preloaded with the original cast recording of West Side story?
  • thcobbs, on 12/04/2007, -0/+35All you needed was a Britney Spears album!
  • BoneheadFarker, on 12/04/2007, -0/+29Suicides don't count.
  • bsonline, on 12/04/2007, -2/+29I see what you did there.

    I've always wanted to say that. You know, what I said. You already said your thing.
  • inactive, on 12/04/2007, -1/+27Just because the topic is about a knife doesn't mean you have to butcher the English language.
  • jon30041, on 12/04/2007, -0/+24So bad, I love it.
  • Scira, on 12/04/2007, -5/+27yo mama so emo she cut her own embilical cord...
    bahh, i fail.
  • saintjason, on 12/04/2007, -1/+19Run very fast if you see OJ Simpson listening to one.
  • insllvn, on 12/04/2007, -1/+18A successful lobotomy? Paint me skeptical.
  • KittySpark1es, on 12/04/2007, -2/+18I would buy at least one of these.
  • ChromaVita, on 12/04/2007, -2/+18I love listening to Norma Jean on this thing. "Like bringing a knife to a gun fight"
  • Asianwaste, on 12/04/2007, -1/+17I've always needed a device to play the theme from Halloween while I go on a stabbing spree.
  • NeoTEKK, on 12/04/2007, -0/+15Good point.
  • MetaMars, on 12/04/2007, -0/+15I want to see someone make one of these out of an iPod mini.
  • TheZorch, on 12/04/2007, -0/+15Don't boycott the RIAA. Ambush them!
  • thcobbs, on 12/04/2007, -2/+16He's just sharp, no?
  • Liggmin, on 12/04/2007, -0/+14Wouldn't an iCutlass work better, ye scurvy dog?
  • Asianwaste, on 12/04/2007, -2/+16You sound like some dumb emo-kid
  • inactive, on 12/04/2007, -2/+15Now he's like every other apple fanboy
  • xxTazxx, on 12/04/2007, -4/+15Unless that's sarcasm, I have one thing to say:
    Idiot.
  • Liggmin, on 12/04/2007, -0/+10Whittle much?
  • Rooker156, on 12/04/2007, -0/+10ill wait 2 months. then the price will drop and they will come out with one with a bigger blade, more memory, and legal consultation for the same price.
  • ShrimpCrackers, on 12/04/2007, -0/+10You don't need to, as this iBlade is the first iPod that helps you get more iPods, be it a dark alley, subway car, or someone's home.
  • prgmctan, on 12/04/2007, -1/+11emo jokes are funny because you know emokid is going to cry afterwards
  • inactive, on 12/04/2007, -1/+10"I have one thing to say:"
    the colon denotes he is about to clarify/explain
  • inactive, on 12/04/2007, -1/+10This is the only Apple product I would ever buy... well until they made an iGlock
  • Smills, on 12/04/2007, -1/+10Don't worry, they won't have enough time to kill themselves before the music gets them.
  • superfuxxorr, on 12/04/2007, -0/+8who fights zombies with a knife? i mean seriously.
  • fhornplayer, on 12/04/2007, -1/+8I don't get it.
  • WhiskeyLemur, on 06/30/2009, -0/+7Shhh! Quit trying to talk sense into my decoy >:|
  • jon30041, on 12/04/2007, -1/+8Nuh uh, it's TOTALLY real! The reflections are perfect! I can tell from the pixels, and I've seen some shops in my day!

    *shakes head* REALLY iamyak? REALLY?
  • ItsMyWii, on 12/04/2007, -0/+7Oh how much I wish this was real...EAT IPOD YOU RAPISTS!
  • dsmx, on 12/04/2007, -1/+8Or even better than that thriller while killing zombies
  • donnydarko, on 12/04/2007, -2/+9Great, i can mug people with my iblade for their ipod
  • djpants428, on 12/04/2007, -0/+7Well, you do run faster with a knife...
  • thcobbs, on 12/04/2007, -1/+7becoming Edward ScissorFingers?
  • SuperCUBE, on 12/04/2007, -0/+6Wow. I would buy five of these.
  • moskaudancer, on 12/04/2007, -0/+6No, sir, you win.
  • MasterRex, on 12/04/2007, -0/+5But..but... that's not Apple branded! BLASPHEMY!
  • thcobbs, on 12/04/2007, -2/+7But, lets not split hairs..... lest we whet his appetite.
  • signal15, on 12/04/2007, -0/+5It wouldn't be hard to make one using an iPod shuffle.
  • Kurando, on 12/04/2007, -1/+6Peels apples....I'm sure there's more uses for a blade than that...
  • worthone, on 12/04/2007, -0/+5Make that ayeCutlass.
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