405 Comments
- MotherOfGod57, on 08/06/2008, -8/+424Wish I would have thought of it first.
- inactive, on 08/06/2008, -3/+358Someone should develop an app for the iPhone that does nothing, similar to this one, and has the same exact icon. And sell it for $0.99. Making every douchebag who spent 1K on it feel like an *****.
- metapop, on 08/06/2008, -5/+258all i gotta sell is one.
- mrpink.137, on 08/06/2008, -7/+182http://digg.com/apple/iPhone_App_Store_Has_Jumped_ ...
- *jooloop*, on 08/06/2008, -3/+154I was thinking the same thing. You could even make it so that the $.99 version allows you to change the stone color. Does your 1K version do that? Hmm?
- inactive, on 08/06/2008, -8/+127As someone say on comments on that site:
"A better name for this app is "I am stupid" " - phike, on 08/06/2008, -10/+127Burried as a Duplicate - made the front page already earlier today
http://digg.com/apple/iPhone_App_Store_Has_Jumped_ ... - philywest, on 08/06/2008, -2/+104They should make an "I Am Poor" app where they pay YOU to download it. that would be a real hit
- dsarnoLAT, on 08/06/2008, -2/+78It's the fastest way possible to quickly let someone know you once had $1,000.
- omgsideburns, on 08/06/2008, -1/+71You should probably keep information about your nutbag family off of digg, you're gonna get meme'd.
- jsmith39, on 08/06/2008, -2/+71Oh I'm fairly certain anyone who put down a grand on that app already feels like an *****.
- TimeForAnal, on 08/06/2008, -3/+72I can't wait to start hearing Hip Hop artists bragging about how they purchased this app in their new songs.
- Pittance, on 08/06/2008, -1/+63Or just make it free to download since its just a friggin icon.
- CrackyJSquirrel, on 08/06/2008, -1/+49Hit me up on IM, I will give you an address to send the $1K to, and you will get basically the same functionality in return.
- yikiad, on 08/06/2008, -1/+46no...$999.99
- Klisk, on 08/06/2008, -5/+49My Mom accidently bought this (She got an iphone and doesn't know how to use it at all... She has ***** up so much of her credit accidently doing crap she thought was free with her iphone. She doesn't even know how to text message or even ANSWER a call, she just doesn't get it.)
Of course... She just HAAAAD to have an iPhone because it was cool. Meanwhile she might lose her home because she can't afford it. And I can't call her because she never picks up, and she doesn't know how to text message, and hell -- The phone barely works for her anyways because she has long ridiculous nails and can't hit the touch screen with her flesh. - Klisk, on 08/06/2008, -1/+45I've given up. It's the same person who buys coach bags monthly, and has had her car window broken 5 times because she refuses to take her GPS off of the windshield.
Hell, she gets scammed by spam email all the time, and has lost money that way. When I try to teach her how to use things or just talk common sense into her she gets belligerent and violent about not needing to be lectured. You can't even teach her how to avoid scam sites. She gets red in the face and starts screaming about, "I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR HAPPY *****, I JUST WANT TO DO MY OWN THING IN MY OWN HOUSE WHO CARES!!!!" She refuses to listen to sense, or learn anything.
Yeah. I've been dealing with it since I was at least 5 years old. - TheUngod, on 08/06/2008, -1/+43Quick someone make it free! I wanna see this guy explode.
- inactive, on 08/06/2008, -3/+44wasn't this already front page?
- Pundan, on 08/06/2008, -0/+40Dude...
- DaviDaviDaviD, on 08/06/2008, -5/+40I saw this coming to be honest. Come on guys, there has to be a few people that would be stupid and rich enough to click "Buy App" and then nothing happen.
- astrobela, on 08/06/2008, -0/+35http://i35.tinypic.com/vfeo5.png
- erichw1504, on 08/06/2008, -9/+43What's an iPhone?
- jester55, on 08/06/2008, -1/+35Just wait till you find the knock-off version of this app for $3 in a back alley in China
- MattB123, on 08/06/2008, -1/+34Time for an intervention. Actually, it sounds like it's past that time.
- griz, on 08/06/2008, -2/+34I'll keep my $1000 and be rich. A Better title would have been, "I'm a Pretentious Ass"
- cmakvaca, on 08/06/2008, -3/+34wanted to grab this but I'm getting a "currently not available in US store" error.
alas, what'll I spent this grand on now... - AboveandBeyond, on 08/06/2008, -35/+66they sure got their audience right: apple fans.
- trafficlight, on 08/06/2008, -1/+31You're not even doing it right.
- renegadeafk, on 08/06/2008, -0/+28wow
- inactive, on 08/06/2008, -1/+28Bunny Lebowski will suck your ***** for $1,000.
- Klisk, on 08/06/2008, -2/+29Even with a normal phone it's tough. She'll accidently hang up at least 3 times during the conversation, and that's if she doesn't hang up while she's trying to answer it, which happens regularly. It's basically a big panic over "ugh ugh is it red or green to answer ugh!" and then she clicks red.
Months goes by and she doesn't learn. Her excuse? "I don't have the TIME! I'm not a LOSER LIKE YOU where I have time to sit around and LEARN ***** LIKE THIS! I work!!!!"
She resents the fact that I take college courses. She never wanted me to go. Hell I don't even have a drivers license because every time I try to get one she intervenes by ripping up my permit and once selling the car I had just bought the day before. So I gave up and never followed through. Apparently if I drive a car I will die in a car accident.
My family is absolutely out of their minds. The whole family. How I'm even somewhat logical is beyond me. I'm not really ashamed of it, it's usually hilarious to tell friends when I'm out to dinner or whatever. People always ask me what's happened lately with my family, and it gives me funny anecdotes to talk about. The only thing that gets on my nerves is the whole, "Oh... Your life sucks! You never did/do anything because of them..." attitude. I'd rather look at it with a sense of humor, it's funnier that way. - codeblue315, on 08/06/2008, -1/+26It's like one of those pet rock things, you know someone is bound to buy it.
- DesiGUY, on 08/06/2008, -6/+29
I'm Rich, Bitch - BoneheadFarker, on 08/06/2008, -1/+22@Klisk
"I'd rather look at it with a sense of humor, it's funnier that way."
And you'd probably have had at least 3 nevous breakdowns by now otherwise... - blogosphear, on 08/06/2008, -4/+25I'll save you some $$$
upload this image to your phone, full screen it and rep that VIP status like DIDDY
http://i35.tinypic.com/xegzef.jpg - se7en11, on 08/06/2008, -2/+23Free image version:
red: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3173/2738575649_4da ...
green: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3179/2739414910_532 ...
blue: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3226/2738575751_8af ...
purple: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3222/2738575681_56e ...
If anyone has a hi-res image, please let me know. - Mononuclear, on 08/06/2008, -1/+19Are there download stats anywhere to see how many retards bought this?
- MacParrot, on 08/06/2008, -0/+16Wouldn't that be assplode?
- hankejh, on 08/06/2008, -10/+25Who stole my Mont Blanc? Seriously, this would be really cool... if $900 went toward a nonprofit cause. That would be a killer digital Lance Armstrong "wrist band."
- zerhynn, on 08/06/2008, -2/+16Duplicate, this front paged yesterday. Are we going to see it again tomorrow too?
http://digg.com/apple/iPhone_App_Store_Has_Jumped_ ... - smossner, on 08/06/2008, -2/+16http://iamricher.mobi/
- nonsequitor, on 08/06/2008, -0/+14Grahm can't watch though.
- SteveMax, on 08/06/2008, -0/+13Selling one $0.99 app = $0.693 to the author.
Selling 1000 $0.99 apps = $693 to the author
Selling one $999.99 app = $699.993 to the author
He earns the same with one $999 app as with ~1010.09 $0.99 apps, considering Apple uses three decimal digits to calculate; or ~1014.48 $0.99 apps if Apple rounds it up to exactly $0.69 per $0.99 app sold. - Gioleb, on 08/06/2008, -0/+13Just bookmark this icon:
http://iamrich.web.fc2.com/index.html
Now you are rich too! - com2, on 08/06/2008, -2/+15Anyone got a cracked version yet? jk
- spidoman, on 08/06/2008, -4/+17It's almost as good of a deal as MobileMe.
- awtripp, on 08/06/2008, -1/+14display a package of ramen noodles?
- FUR10N, on 08/07/2008, -0/+13so that's what happens when you click 'buy'. doh.
- Shady77, on 08/06/2008, -2/+14Yeah, make it free. You could probably throw in a choice of color too.
And is anyone else trying to picture how a douchebag could feel like an *****? Wouldn't the douchbag feel more like a pussy?
Ok, ok, overthinking again... -
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