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- FuriousGopher, on 10/12/2007, -11/+237Isn't it supposed to be Stephen Colbert, not Steven?
- UGM2099, on 10/12/2007, -2/+108I'm making a mental note to use "flacid with rage" in casual conversation.
- jsreid, on 10/12/2007, -1/+100http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGXwtkXOjZw
- swOhio, on 10/12/2007, -9/+86"double wag.....until you send me one for free, I have Cingular already so it'd be easy."
- mrASSMAN, on 10/12/2007, -5/+65BTW, the guy above isn't alex albrecht.. he's just frauding his name by using capital i's instead of lowercase L's.
- Skunkhair, on 10/12/2007, -4/+52LOL, the last line is the greatest...well...one of the greatest.
- EXreaction, on 10/12/2007, -3/+35Buried for blog spam(the blog couldn't even hold 30 diggs either, how lame).
Thanks for the youtube link, thats what it should have been in the first place. :) - m3mn0n, on 10/12/2007, -4/+35Just realized that's a fake Alex...
- h3smith, on 10/12/2007, -1/+27Man, you are quick
- scubasteve03, on 10/12/2007, -0/+24"Computers aren't suppose to be easy or cute, they're suppose to be intimidating, punch card reading hulks of metal that take up an entire refrigerated room and force you to manually implement recursive procedures and abstract data types in Fortran '77. I've been there, deep in this s%#^ and its no picnic!"
- yournamehere, on 10/12/2007, -2/+25and anal
- mrASSMAN, on 10/12/2007, -8/+31"I didn't know he was friends with Woz."
He's not.. he was a guest on the show once though. Colbert thinks he's a moron for the way he acted when he was interviewing him. - unknownsoldierX, on 10/12/2007, -4/+24"...Sharp who introduced a new 108" plasma TV. I don't want to say what this would be amazing for, but it rhymes with pornography."
Haha. THAT was the best line, IMO. - LanceHardenburg, on 10/12/2007, -1/+20Wtf are you talking about?
- OnAnyMouse, on 10/12/2007, -2/+20@FuriosGopher
"Isn't it supposed to be Stephen Colbert, not Steven?"
the P and the H went limp. - jsreid, on 10/12/2007, -2/+20yeah, it sucks that videos don't show up on the main page anymore.
- spazoidspam, on 10/12/2007, -2/+19oh I bet you know all about Flaccid
- cyclopsface, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16The colorless green iPhones sleep flacidly
- thehigherlife, on 10/12/2007, -3/+18the youtube link is in the video section. it has already made it to the front page over there 6hrs ago. Guess no one checks the video section anymore.
- Ozzy73, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11That would be deer.
- ozroy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11I'm not sure you know what the term "washed up" means. Stephen Colbert is not even close to being washed up, even if you don't like him.
- Salmar, on 10/12/2007, -2/+12@BearOwned
That's Mr. Assman! - Exodin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10I logged in just to digg you down, moron.
- poondoggle, on 10/12/2007, -3/+12I know I'm setting myself up for some "I bet you know all about flaccid" comments, but it is spelled flaccid. And yes, anal-retentive does have a hyphen.
- djSyndrome, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9How about the one in the title?
- blackjack75, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8No, he just likes beating children. That seemed like a valid excuse.
- GrimRage, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9@pastasauce
Well, if we're correcting spelling, then it's DARE, not DEAR.
/sarcasm - ahhell, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Interesting. So how much money did you make off your mom's videos?
- MixMastaKooz, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Mine was flaccid...
er... - d3dm, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8I swam in Lake Flacid once. Wasn't too deep, but it was damn cold.
- dsendecki, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7@cyclopsface—Dugg+ for the Chomsky reference
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6The colbert show writers are omnipotent forces of comedic genius. Thank god for the web or I would never get to see the show.
- Calypsoaf, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Or he is form of comedy is satire, something that seems completely lost on you.
- contradictator, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7I KNEW he looked familiar! And you ever notice how they're never in the same room together? I should've known...
- panique, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Hey I won a printer at Comdex in 1984 or 85 by using my associates' calculator watch to help me estimate the number of pins in a jar.
- kotatsu, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Cobert has taken his right wing Fox news parody act far, but it can seem a little samey after a while. Still good stuff, but I think The Daily Show is generally funnier.
- BadassCheese, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6It's a tech news website, *****. What did you expect? Jocks?
- KMartSheriff, on 10/12/2007, -4/+9Get over it already. You people who bitch about it only being on Cingular make me want to punch children.
- NewPunk, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6"Yes, the iPhone has given the nerd community the hardest collective wood since Princess Leia wore a bronze bikini" -Stephen Colbert
LOL!!11 - zeptobyte, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6And hyphens
- KMartSheriff, on 10/12/2007, -4/+9Aw you want us to take you to McDonalds and get you a whammburger and some french cries?
- spvaland, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Sounds like someone's flaccid with stupidity.
- b05q, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5last night a hooker OD'd in the middle of my blowjob. tell me i wasn't flaccid with rage!
- zigziggityzoo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3lol...spelling tards.
- unknownsoldierX, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3The clip on the blog is much longer, too.
...but the site is down now. - Crowe, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5I was in the audience at that show. He's even funnier in person.
- foolfromhell, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5Front Page for 2 mins, and its down?
That sucks! - jellygraph, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2hunting john conner, hahaha
- WaterDragon, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2And when one of those people wrongly referred to Lt. Cmdr. Data, in a StarTrekNextGen episode, the Brent Spiner character, with superior understanding, actually corrected his pronunciation. (illustrating the very idea you pointed out. )
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