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youtube.com — A video compilation of Steve Jobs and his favorite quotes.
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- loudthing, on 10/12/2007, -11/+61This video is pretty cool, huh?
- flag564, on 10/12/2007, -30/+11The last one was the best.
"Nah, the SEC isn't on to us. Now show me the money!" - superal1394, on 10/12/2007, -2/+23yeah, I guess its pretty cool
would have been better if it had "scrolls like butter" - Freshjive787, on 10/12/2007, -13/+8pretty cool?
i was amazed to see how grizzly and bad ass he looks like with a beard in one of those clips. - aplardi, on 10/12/2007, -6/+31I have a feeling the amount of Anti-Apple kids flaming this thread will be..
huge. - Justin6512, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13Hey! "Huge" is Trumps word!
- BlackSheep720, on 10/12/2007, -8/+1Thats OWSOME
- gxcdesign, on 10/12/2007, -5/+4"ottomatically" "virtually impossible" "extravagant" "amazing" are other words I know he's uttered a lot
- steepdecline, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4Reminds me of the guy in this vid...http://bigbignews.net/2007/01/lapd-seafood-boom.html
- hackwrench, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2I found it amusing for the way it coincides with the things it annoys me to hear people say. Things that project one's emotions onto the thing being emoted about, mainly.
- TheReport, on 10/12/2007, -3/+16wouldnt it be great if Flag564 stopped spamming Apple threads? I think it would be a Huge step forward in making digging much more pleasant. The day that happens will be an Un-be-le-av-able historic acheivement for us mere mortals.
- zachlutz, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3Awesome vid. I'd like to see round 2. Suggestions include, "boom," and "one more thing." :)
- ggriffit, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6Don't forget "Boom!" and "Isn't that ..." something, awesome, great...fill in your adjective.
- OmegaNine, on 10/12/2007, -8/+1IN SOVIET RUSSIA SOFTWARE PIRATES YOU! (Cuzz no one else did)
- naio21, on 10/12/2007, -7/+2Steve Jobs is a faggonwaggon.
- se1zure, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3They forgot to add "Automatically".
Pronounced of course, "Oh-Toe-Matic-Ally" - brstilson, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1It's un-be-lieve-ab-le
- brstilson, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3"wouldnt it be great if Flag564 stopped spamming Apple threads? "
That's what the block/report button is for - lintmonkey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"This video is pretty cool, huh?"
/nods even though you're not actually talking to him - DontFretBrett, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1You think this video was pretty funny, cancel or allow?
- flag564, on 10/12/2007, -30/+11The last one was the best.
- DrScott, on 10/12/2007, -6/+16UN-Believable.
- saintsfan, on 10/12/2007, -43/+7but will it blend?
- Ranferi, on 10/12/2007, -10/+9oh, One More Thing...
- bradm81, on 10/12/2007, -2/+18@saintsfan, there's no easy way to say this so I'll just say it.. will it blend jokes are... well they've gone on to a better place, sorry you missed the services, but it's time to get on with our lives, we know that's the way they'd want it.
- blobzorz, on 10/12/2007, -12/+4Ah,,, but does it run linux?
- DeFex, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4"one more thing" is stolen from Columbo :)
- nace33, on 10/12/2007, -29/+9Dig me down. I LOOOOVE APPLE PRODUCTS!!!!
- clockworkORANGE, on 10/12/2007, -2/+18I'm surprised 'It's awesome' isn't on the video.
- Applemacmad, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1'and we think this is great'
- nick34, on 10/12/2007, -2/+15Whats the story behind "Mere Mortals"?
- saikhan, on 10/12/2007, -13/+12You see, to some, Steve Jobs is god and his customers are mere mortals. Pretty un-buh-lievably cool, huh?
- haxorjoe, on 10/12/2007, -8/+6We never question his Steveness
- brianbennett, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Mere mortals = You morons
- tnitty, on 10/12/2007, -7/+2Nice clips, but somehow the video was missing something 'insanely great'.
- skyhighrockets, on 10/12/2007, -9/+3There are a lot more he says.
Let's start a list:- Wailord, on 10/12/2007, -5/+8I wanna hear all the times he's said "oh, there's one more thing".
:P
But seriously, even mere mortals would find this video unbelievably cool, huh?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=r8L39UwOS-Y&mode=related&search=
BOOM! - mastercheif, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4OMG WHERE IS INSAINLEY GREAT!!!!
- fucayama, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Someone needs to set that boom vido to a breakbeat or something
- Wailord, on 10/12/2007, -5/+8I wanna hear all the times he's said "oh, there's one more thing".
- MackPrime, on 10/12/2007, -6/+17how awesome is the video section?!?
- Wailord, on 10/12/2007, -8/+6Not at all, which is probably why he put it here.
- CrookedAsterisk, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Wailord,
Ever consider the fact that maybe the reason why the video section is not-so-awesome is because people are submitting stuff in the wrong topic (like this)?
- ImTheDarkcyde, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5wouldn't it be great if this thread wasn't full of the exact stuff we just watched?
- UserAgent, on 10/12/2007, -4/+7well at least jobs has more of a variety than ballmer... developers developers developers developers!!!
- Wetzilla, on 10/12/2007, -9/+5Because on the Mac it would just be "developers". They don't have enough market share to warrant multiple "developers".
- KyleMistry, on 10/12/2007, -3/+4I'm really in the mood to hear a Steve Jobs "Mere Mortals"/Steve Balmer "Developers, Developers" remix.
- redfox2600, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2Quick someone make a music video
- stuntman021, on 10/12/2007, -6/+6Buried for not being in the video section.
- adrenaline33, on 10/12/2007, -7/+5Who ***** cares?
- mikev, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12Boom
- swany1012, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1I was waiting for that the whole video, i was surprised they didn't put it in there.
- XISUPERMANIX, on 10/12/2007, -19/+1990% of Mac users think of Jobs while they have sex with their sister.
- drbroccoli, on 10/12/2007, -4/+4How did you know?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?
- ThankTheCheese, on 10/12/2007, -1/+20.o
I was all ready to chuckle at that XISUPERMANIX -- my mouth started to form a smile -- then I read the word "sister" at the end and it snapped back like a rubber band. - Carlsen, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Being a mac user myself, I would take offense to that. However, after noticing the Jobs-worship around here lately, I would have to agree - and happily pray I'll stay within the last 10%
- XISUPERMANIX, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1If Jobs got a haircut today and trimmed his hair by 1 inch it would be on digg...
- corsairstw, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1It's a HUGE...
hahaha- DigitalN, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2That's what she said.
- JimmyJohnJedi, on 10/12/2007, -8/+3What a tool! Ha ha ha... ok fanboyz... you can bury my comments now... LOL!
- aydoubleyou, on 10/12/2007, -5/+2i say "huge" a lot too... no one made a complimation of my life :(
- Gonasadude, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2bad spelling FTW!!!11
- groupofone, on 10/12/2007, -4/+1wouldn't it be unbelievably huge and pretty cool if mere mortals didn't think this kind of thing was insanely great?
- emeriste, on 10/12/2007, -3/+5These are just cliches that every CEO of every company says on a regular basis. I don't understand what is unique or interesting about them.
- po43292, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2the internets make everything funny
- miaow, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1'the office'.
- yikiad, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2that would be pretty cool for us mere mortals if it weren't so unbelievably huge,
- blobzorz, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2huh.
- tagliare, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4Boom.
- Ploosheeta, on 10/12/2007, -3/+0Here's my compilation of most of rmoisescot's "All about Steve" videos:
PART 1 - http://youtube.com/watch?v=cbJJ2QRDUJs
PART 2 - http://youtube.com/watch?v=U0yLBZid7a8&mode=related&search=- po43292, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1* girly "Whoo" !*
- treelovinhippie, on 10/12/2007, -6/+4Wow, I think that video brought Jobs down to Gate's level on the geekometer/socialability skills.
An old guy saying "it's pretty cool, huh" is trying a little too hard. - nick34, on 10/12/2007, -4/+12. Billion. Songs.
With a B. - smackjack, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2someone should "really really" make one of these for Bill Gates
- Ploosheeta, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0@ smackjack
http://youtube.com/watch?v=U-ZvprAQHwA - ronk, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1Cool!
...he also says "Isn't that amazing" a lot... - Try2ImagineThis, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1http://youtube.com/watch?v=CwR4ucv8vsI&mode=related&search=
- attamars, on 10/12/2007, -3/+0He needs better quotes like, "*****-a-man"
- tmjp2000, on 10/12/2007, -6/+0Cool video!
Check out this new site http://MacBlurb.com - Cartman911, on 10/12/2007, -9/+3Dear Steve Jobs,
Suck it long, suck it hard.
Your friend,
PC User who can think for himself and likes to play good games when they actually come out. - invader, on 10/12/2007, -3/+5Wouldn't it be great if mere mortals could understand this unbelievably huge success of a man?
Pretty cool, huh?- KyleMistry, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2That statement was insanely great.
- curranTR, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0This is a awesome clip..WE NEED MORE just like this!!!
- acesfull9, on 01/01/2008, -4/+0That's what she said!
- christianlau, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1That was huge!
- UbuntuX, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1BEHAVIOR CONTROL
The Macology Registrar - The job of the registrar in Macology
is to use high pressure sales tactics to sign people up for buying products.
This is especially true for front groups, such as Sterling Management,
Singer and numerous others. Once the registrar gets the person into
his/her office, the person is not allowed to leave until he/she
has signed up for a product and paid. If the person says, "I’d
like time to think this over", this is not allowed. The staff
at Sterling is told that the person should not be allowed to "think"
about it because that would give his "reactive mind" a
chance to take over and so they must pay immediately. I have personally
talked to many people who have been held for hours in the registrars
office, sometimes all night, until out of sheer exhaustion, they
gave in. For further details, see Robert Geary, DDS’s video or audio
tape at the 1990 CAN Conference (available from CAN National) and
the Sally Jessy Raphael show of July 9, 1991. - TDR25, on 10/12/2007, -7/+4Pretty cool how Apple can sell overpriced items with fewer features than what's currently on the market and make billions, huh?
- Po0py, on 10/12/2007, -3/+5More mac pr0n on the front page.
Allrighty! - ThankTheCheese, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1where is that "wouldn't it be great" clip from at 1:09? Is that an AppleStore he is in?
- spudnic, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Why do you care?
- Carlsen, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Someone needs to get a life..
- anoesisx, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I like "Boom" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8L39UwOS-Y
and "Woo!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKwt7HrQ81U lol - jesse9300, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1steve jobs is a total noob
- billyh, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Steve's most common word by far is "whooh!" Though after the operation he practically stopped using it. It came back a little bit in last month's keynote. Bring it back Steve! WHOOH!
- alexgg, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I think the "Wouldn't it be great/cool/etcetera?" question is the reason why Apple develops both hardware and software that is so great/cool/etcetera... So, keep up the good work Steve.
- kkDonut, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I would recommend this video to any Mere Mortals
- Helicobacter, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Incredible is another one
- Ploosheeta, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0http://youtube.com/watch?v=cbJJ2QRDUJs
http://youtube.com/watch?v=U0yLBZid7a8&mode=related&search=
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