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- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -6/+138No more chance of an unwanted kid + shiny new gadget. I don't see the problem here..
- ursername180, on 10/10/2007, -2/+107Hmmm... For some reason I don't like being greeted with a diagram of a penis when my page loads.
- r55741, on 10/10/2007, -9/+113gov should trade green cards in exchange of vasectomies
^^ immigration reform of 21'st century - Acirn, on 10/10/2007, -1/+91Husband: "I'd give my left nut for an iPhone!!!"
Wife: "Oh reeeeally!?!" - DaffyDuck, on 10/10/2007, -24/+94You "go through" tunnels and "get" vasectomies.
Here's a better title: "Man endures vasectomy operation to get iPhone." - Chewie67, on 10/10/2007, -2/+56Coincidentally, I just got a Vasectomy. Where's my iPhone?
- fernB, on 10/10/2007, -1/+55Who cares about the wording, ouch, HE is officially the king of apple fanboys...
- LHopi, on 10/10/2007, -3/+57A guy has to get bribed to have an operation that allows you to have unprotected sex without the chance of having kids?
- DaffyDuck, on 10/10/2007, -6/+51It sucks that he has to make deals with his wife to be allowed to buy gadgets. Maybe if he just bought her something nice, he could get away with buying an iPhone. She might even buy one for him.
- PunkPortrais, on 10/10/2007, -3/+43I guess it's just the same- Get an iPhone your masculinity is gone any way. Real men don't use cell phones, they communicate through a series of manly punches to the arm.
- hydroplane, on 10/10/2007, -27/+58I thought all Mac product users were castrated to begin with.
- mrxctmnt77, on 10/10/2007, -6/+33I am glad this guy can't have children anymore.
- aflaks, on 10/10/2007, -1/+25I heard the whip snap even before I saw the article
- Cerialthriller, on 10/10/2007, -0/+22Well for people like me who don't want kids, this would be a win/win if my wife gave me this deal. It would save us so much money on birth control it would pay for itself!
- FredFredrickson, on 10/10/2007, -7/+28Buried for inaccurate title... should read: "Loser Goes Through Vasectomy to Get iPhone"
- DangerMouse9, on 10/10/2007, -2/+19That's a deal for all of society. He gets an iPhone, we don't get any (more) of his offspring. It's a win-win.
- halavais, on 10/10/2007, -2/+19To "go through" is an informal version of "endure." I'm sure your pedantic ass would have been fine with "Man Endures Vasectomy to Get Phone."
- timusca, on 10/10/2007, -4/+20That comment made more sense to me than any other.
- MammasMilk, on 10/10/2007, -2/+17a vasectomy is not like neutering your pet, you get to keep your nuts. Otherwise you'd have good joke there.
- MammasMilk, on 10/10/2007, -1/+16"Who cares about the wording, ouch..."
Pshh... getting a vasectomy is very simple and really doesn't hurt. You're a bit sore afterwards, but unless you grew up in a bubble, you likely had much more painful things happen.
So long as you are certain you don't want kids anymore (or at all in some cases) it's really no big deal. - timusca, on 10/10/2007, -8/+22Stickler? For what? You can use phrases that aren't literal, pal. You've never said anything like, "Man, I went through hell to get to work today!"
Sorry, but the title makes perfect sense. - pintomp3, on 10/10/2007, -2/+16yes, a guy has to be bribed to let someone approach his privates with a sharp object.
- TheMidnight, on 10/10/2007, -2/+15Hmm yes...shallow and pedantic.
- beatmix01, on 10/10/2007, -7/+19to let his wife control him like that is done messed up... i'd say to grow a pair, but ya know.. she's even prevented him from even doing THAT!
- mikalveli, on 10/10/2007, -0/+12An iron vagina would be rather uncomfortable.
- ChayD, on 10/10/2007, -5/+16How do you spell 'Pedantic'?
- raynar, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11welcome to the internet
- 1of42, on 10/10/2007, -1/+11Actually, my "stickler" (aka person with way too much time on his hands) friend, you're wrong. You don't "get" a vasectomy either - that would imply that you're receiving a vasectomy, as if it's a tangible thing that you can own. No, you "have a vasectomy performed on you", to be completely correct. That said, "go through" is probably a good way to describe it, since it's apparently quite the ordeal.
Don't you just love it when people are ***** about grammar, spelling or diction and yet are wrong about it themselves? - j2los, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9All nut jokes aside, this article is a clever allusion to the fact that the procedure never happened because this guy never had any balls to begin with. You want an iPhone? Buy a damn iPhone. Your wife has already spent double her allowance on new clothes and shoes to bag Jose the cabana boy. Even worse than being whipped by his wife, to be so controlled by a trendy capitalist corporation. There is a god because this guy is no longer reproducing.
- AutoXer, on 10/10/2007, -1/+10Unless he was castrated, he still has them.
- raynar, on 10/10/2007, -1/+10being a digger and therefore never getting laid would have the same effect, and be cheaper.
- econofast, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9Clearly you haven't had a vasectomy. It is definitely something that you "go through". My friend (yes, really) tells me if feels like you've been kicked in the nuts for about a week. Not really an ordeal I'd like to.... go through.
- HP844182, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9Not anymore.
- unfinity, on 10/10/2007, -1/+9Not having kids isn't the downside of having a vasectomy - it's the POINT of having a vasectomy.
- Figs, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8And you can't just "***** away", can you... there are still STDs out there. Have fun with that.
- mswope, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7Someone, somewhere would still use it.
- schnikies79, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8Did you know it's also possible for a woman to lie?
- raynar, on 10/10/2007, -1/+7I guess she really has him by the balls.
- DeathBorn, on 10/10/2007, -1/+7It's really true! Buying an Apple product really does remove your manhood!
- mardukvmbc, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Man, relax.
We all have limits... my wife has them and so do I. Granted, she does exceed her budget more often than mine but it's 99% of the time for things like groceries or stuff for the kids. Makes it hard to complain about not getting a brand new laptop.
If you pick a woman to marry that blows your cash on stuff she doesn't need, that's your problem. Sounds like they have at least 3 kids and he has every new apple gadget out there, which is pretty expensive. If she lets him have all that stuff she's more lenient and has probably cut back on her stuff more than most. - Criamond, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Family Guy
- zipzipzipz, on 10/10/2007, -4/+10thats pretty stupid, I would never even think about doing that.
- SonicMoleChaser, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Buried for jackassery, who the hell would have to ask their wife if they could buy something? WTF?
- sexybobo, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5silly move you now have 1 million people faping to your wife.
- vinnyvenus, on 10/26/2007, -1/+6I am truly glad that you will never be able to procreate
- CoronaVegas, on 10/10/2007, -4/+9Funny, that's exactly how I got a PS3. I should of held out for an iPhone.
Also, anyone who says a vasectomy does not hurt, is full of it. From someone who utlizes their unit on a daily basis, "it" hurt for about 2 months after the "procedure".
What is wrong with the wives of today? - DaffyDuck, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6Ouch. You pwned me.
- dunlop, on 10/10/2007, -0/+52 months?!?! Mine never hurt (post op swelling aside) and was on the saddle again within 5 days. Guess I was lucky : )
- silly110671, on 10/10/2007, -4/+9A vasectomy is a form of birth control while an orchiectomy is the removal of the testicles. I thought most people understood the difference. The juvenile jokes tell me otherwise.
http://www.webmd.com/sex/Birth-Control/Vasectomy-14387
http://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/Orchiectomy - andyd273, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5hey, just sell off some of the old stuff and use that when you go over the budget.
I just budget some cash away a little at a time, (which is good because then I dont just spend it on any old junk) and get something that I really want. and it doesn't show up on the bank statement so there are no worries. or if I have to use the card I can pay for part of it in cash and say it was on sale and so a good deal. women understand sales. -
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