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Man Goes Through Vasectomy to Get iPhone

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  • DaffyDuck, on 10/10/2007, -24/+94You "go through" tunnels and "get" vasectomies.

    Here's a better title: "Man endures vasectomy operation to get iPhone."
    • DaffyDuck, on 10/10/2007, -26/+6That was not directed at the submitter. I know it was copied from Gizmodo. Sorry, I'm a stickler.
    • timusca, on 10/10/2007, -8/+22Stickler? For what? You can use phrases that aren't literal, pal. You've never said anything like, "Man, I went through hell to get to work today!"

      Sorry, but the title makes perfect sense.
    • ChayD, on 10/10/2007, -5/+16How do you spell 'Pedantic'?
    • halavais, on 10/10/2007, -2/+19To "go through" is an informal version of "endure." I'm sure your pedantic ass would have been fine with "Man Endures Vasectomy to Get Phone."
    • econofast, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9Clearly you haven't had a vasectomy. It is definitely something that you "go through". My friend (yes, really) tells me if feels like you've been kicked in the nuts for about a week. Not really an ordeal I'd like to.... go through.
    • 1of42, on 10/10/2007, -1/+11Actually, my "stickler" (aka person with way too much time on his hands) friend, you're wrong. You don't "get" a vasectomy either - that would imply that you're receiving a vasectomy, as if it's a tangible thing that you can own. No, you "have a vasectomy performed on you", to be completely correct. That said, "go through" is probably a good way to describe it, since it's apparently quite the ordeal.

      Don't you just love it when people are assholes about grammar, spelling or diction and yet are wrong about it themselves?
      • darkyoshi, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Stickler, noun.
        1. A person who insists on a certain quality or type of behaviour.
      • DaffyDuck, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6Ouch. You pwned me.
    • rhcp430, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2balls > arm + leg
    • UrbenLegend, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3Can you say...WHIPPED?
    • DeathBorn, on 10/10/2007, -1/+7It's really true! Buying an Apple product really does remove your manhood!
  • DaffyDuck, on 10/10/2007, -6/+51It sucks that he has to make deals with his wife to be allowed to buy gadgets. Maybe if he just bought her something nice, he could get away with buying an iPhone. She might even buy one for him.
    • timusca, on 10/10/2007, -6/+5Isn't that still a "deal"?
      • DangerMouse9, on 10/10/2007, -2/+19That's a deal for all of society. He gets an iPhone, we don't get any (more) of his offspring. It's a win-win.
      • raynar, on 10/10/2007, -1/+7I guess she really has him by the balls.
    • bushawa, on 10/10/2007, -11/+12How is it that when the man is rich and makes more than his wife than it is either their money or she gets to spend what ever she wants. But when you flip that situation around the woman becomes a vagtator and rules the man with her iron vagina! I'm sorry honey, you spent your allotted budget of $700 for the year on that PS3.

      ***** That! I will make my own money thank you and I will spend my own money. I don't care if you have more than me, doesn't mean I can't go out and buy ***** for myself. All men need to rise up and strike down this monarchy that is called VAGINA!
      • mikalveli, on 10/10/2007, -0/+12An iron vagina would be rather uncomfortable.
        • mswope, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7Someone, somewhere would still use it.
        • Bdog2g2, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1Yeah, probably Kevin Federline. He'll ***** anything. Along with Tommy Lee.
      • ahsteele, on 10/10/2007, -4/+8You are obviously not married.
      • mardukvmbc, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Man, relax.
        We all have limits... my wife has them and so do I. Granted, she does exceed her budget more often than mine but it's 99% of the time for things like groceries or stuff for the kids. Makes it hard to complain about not getting a brand new laptop.
        If you pick a woman to marry that blows your cash on stuff she doesn't need, that's your problem. Sounds like they have at least 3 kids and he has every new apple gadget out there, which is pretty expensive. If she lets him have all that stuff she's more lenient and has probably cut back on her stuff more than most.
      • andyd273, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1wouldn't that be a matriarchy?
      • adribean, on 10/10/2007, -1/+0Did you RTFA?
    • usrlocalbin, on 10/10/2007, -6/+2You've never been married. :P
      • windfanatic, on 10/10/2007, -3/+2I am, and have been for 14 years.. sorry dudes.. you are all pussy whipped. Show some freaking pants will ya?
        • FadedReality, on 10/10/2007, -3/+2why is this comment being dugg down? It's the truth. I'm married too. I read this story to my wife and even she said the guy needed to grow some balls. Relationships are supposed to be about mutual agreements and compromise, not one person telling the other how it is. Everyone complains about women ruling them, but the real problem here is people letting themselves get ruled over.
      • DaffyDuck, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4I am married. Check link in profile.
        • sexybobo, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5silly move you now have 1 million people faping to your wife.
          • DaffyDuck, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1Nah. Most people aren't going to go to the trouble of viewing my profile anyway.
          • coldfusion1970, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Wows, your wife is super cute.
    • freddobbs, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2Well, I guess she holds the purse strings -- among other things -- in her hand.
    • moofer, on 10/10/2007, -3/+6or the pansy could just go buy one...
    • zaren, on 10/10/2007, -3/+7My wife, being the maintainer of household finances, manages my toy budget. It's a black budget, and after a certain amount of puchases, I am informed that I've reached my limit for the year.

      While you think it may suck, it's the reason we've managed to keep a roof over our heads all these years. She knows I'd buy every new goodie that comes down the pipe if not for her. I'd have a ton of unused hardware - like a Cube, and a PPC Mini, among other stuff I "needed" when they came out - and a couple of high four digit credit card balances.
      • andyd273, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5hey, just sell off some of the old stuff and use that when you go over the budget.
        I just budget some cash away a little at a time, (which is good because then I dont just spend it on any old junk) and get something that I really want. and it doesn't show up on the bank statement so there are no worries. or if I have to use the card I can pay for part of it in cash and say it was on sale and so a good deal. women understand sales.
    • tavisjohn, on 10/10/2007, -6/+1Why is the wife always blamed? How about blaiming the guy for manipulating the situation? He could just as easily said, "You want me to get this done soo bad, get me an iPhone for it and we will talk!"
    • cbuddha42, on 10/10/2007, -6/+6Doubt it, his wife is a total bitch.
  • fernB, on 10/10/2007, -1/+55Who cares about the wording, ouch, HE is officially the king of apple fanboys...
    • rjbickford, on 10/10/2007, -6/+2So exactly how does attempting, though unnecessarily, phrasing make one an apple fanboy?
    • rjbickford, on 10/10/2007, -7/+0So exactly how does attempting, though unnecessarily, phrasing make one an apple fanboy?
    • ell0bo, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3I just read this and parts of me started aching. I would say he way over payed for an iPhone. I have enough trouble parting with the... $500 dollars.
    • surfing, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3whew, this guy shouldn't have kids anyway.
  • Chewie67, on 10/10/2007, -2/+56Coincidentally, I just got a Vasectomy. Where's my iPhone?
    • raynar, on 10/10/2007, -1/+10being a digger and therefore never getting laid would have the same effect, and be cheaper.
      • MrMetal, on 10/10/2007, -5/+2You can be a geek, a digger, and still have a smoking hot woman at home. I should write a HOWTO :)
        • raynar, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4i've been to your house. shes not that hot. and a lousy lay.
    • WarMace, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2You loose out on a gadget, but you gain a lifetime of extra spending money.
    • heavyal, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Condolences, buddy. I had mine about two years back. That has to be the worst pain I have ever experienced! I did manual demolitions for a short period of time and once had a roof fall on me and I can tell you it was NOTHING compared to having that blasted doctor stick needles where God never intended them to go!
      • Skye16, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Word. I just had mine about 7 weeks ago (gotta go take my sample in next friday :D), and the first needle was awful. I didn't realize they would have to stick the needle directly INTO the testicle. I'm not sure that's what he did, but god dammit, that's what it ***** felt like.

        And that whole "you'll feel a little bit of pressure" *****? THAT'S NOT WHAT I'D QUANTIFY AS LITTLE, YOU ***** *****. It felt like The Hulk was holding onto me by my balls and using me to beat the ***** out of a tank.

        Anyway, it was over in a very short period of time, and the pain was over even sooner. When compared to the agony of a couple ruptured discs, I'll take the vasectomy any day. At least then it ends.

        Plus, I now get to look forward to having spending money until the end of my days. I never thought I could get a vasectomy at 24, but I'm glad I did.
    • gh0st3000, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I guess you should have bargained for one beforehand, it would seem they don't hand them out afterwards like lollipops.
  • OMGWTFROFLMAOx2, on 10/10/2007, -6/+138No more chance of an unwanted kid + shiny new gadget. I don't see the problem here..
    • locojones, on 10/10/2007, -6/+4That's the silver lining to this Iphone story, at least this guy won't be creating any more mindless Apple drones! Yay!

      And remember what Bob Barker says, "Control the fanboi population, have your Apple fanbois spayed or neutered!
  • HBNDonut, on 10/10/2007, -14/+7Quite frankly I'd rather have my balls... oh wait.
    • AutoXer, on 10/10/2007, -1/+10Unless he was castrated, he still has them.
    • FiftyPoints, on 10/10/2007, -2/+7surgically and reversibly altered to restrict fertility? Doesn't sound half bad to me.
      • sv650touring, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4While vasectomies are often reversed, I doubt the doctor performing it would call it a reversible procedure. And the reversal costs many times what the procedure works, and with a lower chance of sucess.
  • ursername180, on 10/10/2007, -2/+107Hmmm... For some reason I don't like being greeted with a diagram of a penis when my page loads.
    • Scrappy1850, on 10/10/2007, -5/+4that diagram has a crap on deck that would choke a horse
    • raynar, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11welcome to the internet
    • nateslost, on 10/10/2007, -1/+0@ursername180

      Thats what a penis is 'supposed' to look like.
  • thoughtudied999, on 10/10/2007, -13/+18What an idiot.
    • jtb4, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4What a complete and utter fool.
    • Skye16, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Totally. Why wouldn't you have one *before* you had the 3 kids? Then you wouldn't *have* to have a ***** budget.

      Only a moron expects kids -and- shiny new toys, especially if they're married.
  • r55741, on 10/10/2007, -9/+113gov should trade green cards in exchange of vasectomies

    ^^ immigration reform of 21'st century
    • timusca, on 10/10/2007, -4/+20That comment made more sense to me than any other.
    • halavais, on 10/10/2007, -9/+8Ah, yes, let's bring eugenics back this century. Racism needs a new boost.
    • JonLatane, on 10/10/2007, -5/+2Wow, this is one of those common-sense ideas like children's sections in restaurants that will undoubtedly never be implemented because of, well... the fact that it makes too much sense I guess.
    • donkevin, on 10/10/2007, -6/+0Why is there an apostrophe there? What does it represent?
    • damnyooneek, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4Evolution needs variation. We need a fresh flow of new idiots into the country to mingle with the current idiot population. Otherwise we just wouldn't be called American.
    • jtb4, on 10/10/2007, -3/+2That is the best f'kin idea I have heard in a long time!
  • fino35, on 10/10/2007, -7/+11totally not worth it.
  • hydroplane, on 10/10/2007, -27/+58I thought all Mac product users were castrated to begin with.
    • MammasMilk, on 10/10/2007, -8/+9That might be clever if castration = vasectomy. But it doesn't... at all. Good try though.
      • Shawn4168, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5But if you're already castrated, then you're unable to get a vasectomy. I think that's what hydroplane is trying to get at.
    • taintedzodiac, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4That's voluntary. They don't give you anything for it, but it is mandatory.
  • stormsewer, on 10/10/2007, -14/+11That's nuts...or should I say lack thereof.
    • MammasMilk, on 10/10/2007, -2/+17a vasectomy is not like neutering your pet, you get to keep your nuts. Otherwise you'd have good joke there.
      • Murdats, on 10/10/2007, -5/+5ffs can you please lay off and get yourself a sense of humour?
        why do you feel you need to ruin every joke people are making
      • MammasMilk, on 10/10/2007, -4/+4I have a sense of humor. I found that joke very funny the first thousand times I heard it/used it back junior high school. I grew up and got bored with it. But hey, if you're still having fun, then rock on man.
    • ChayD, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4Even though technically incorrect - still funny +1.
  • Cerialthriller, on 10/10/2007, -0/+22Well for people like me who don't want kids, this would be a win/win if my wife gave me this deal. It would save us so much money on birth control it would pay for itself!
    • Skye16, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Insurance usually covers it fully. At least mine did, and when I did research, it seemed most others did as well.

      Think about it: a 2000$ procedure, or tens of thousands of dollars in bills for pregnancy, birth, and then future care for the child.

      It makes *way* more fiscal sense for an insurance company to pay the 2000$ as a hedge against exponential increases without.
  • Acirn, on 10/10/2007, -1/+91Husband: "I'd give my left nut for an iPhone!!!"
    Wife: "Oh reeeeally!?!"
  • LHopi, on 10/10/2007, -3/+57A guy has to get bribed to have an operation that allows you to have unprotected sex without the chance of having kids?
    • pintomp3, on 10/10/2007, -2/+16yes, a guy has to be bribed to let someone approach his privates with a sharp object.
  • john2kx, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3it's all for the better.
  • mrxctmnt77, on 10/10/2007, -6/+33I am glad this guy can't have children anymore.
  • 7Mystery, on 10/10/2007, -16/+2No way! I’ll steal one from a paralyzed midget before I do such thing.

    I must have the ability to kill babies on chicks’ faces till the day I day.
  • 7Mystery, on 10/10/2007, -13/+2No way! I’ll steal one from a paralyzed midget before I do such thing.

    I must have the ability to kill babies on chicks’ faces till the day I day.
  • beatmix01, on 10/10/2007, -7/+19to let his wife control him like that is done messed up... i'd say to grow a pair, but ya know.. she's even prevented him from even doing THAT!
    • FiftyPoints, on 10/10/2007, -5/+2Control him? Do you even know what a vasectomy is?
    • taintedzodiac, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Gorwing a pair isn't of much use if the woman you love won't let you use them. :)
  • MammasMilk, on 10/10/2007, -1/+16"Who cares about the wording, ouch..."

    Pshh... getting a vasectomy is very simple and really doesn't hurt. You're a bit sore afterwards, but unless you grew up in a bubble, you likely had much more painful things happen.

    So long as you are certain you don't want kids anymore (or at all in some cases) it's really no big deal.
  • sol2006, on 10/10/2007, -7/+7That procedure, I hear, isn't so bad. The only downside is you can't have kids, and hell if you don't want kids you'll be able to ***** away, literally. lol
    • unfinity, on 10/10/2007, -1/+9Not having kids isn't the downside of having a vasectomy - it's the POINT of having a vasectomy.
    • Figs, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8And you can't just "***** away", can you... there are still STDs out there. Have fun with that.
      • sol2006, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0True, but I only meant you wouldn't have to worry about a pregnancy. Of course STDs are out there.
    • encognito, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1He gave up his ability to procreate for a shiny gadget that he had to buy WITH HIS OWN ***** MONEY! Hey loser, you are supposed to be dangling shoes in front of her to get blow jobs not the other way around. What, using condoms or her using birth control become impossible? The pussification of American "men" continues...
  • shartman, on 10/10/2007, -8/+3Stupid!
  • aflaks, on 10/10/2007, -1/+25I heard the whip snap even before I saw the article
    • Raptor007, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Hahaha, yep, me too.
    • encognito, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2I wholeheartedly agree! He isn't a fanboy, he is a little bitch boy! "Out of budget," "Wife's orders," "Commander in Chief." Hell, I fully expected him to be bitch-slapped any minute. Wow, what a ***** loser.
    • encognito, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1...
  • CoronaVegas, on 10/10/2007, -4/+9Funny, that's exactly how I got a PS3. I should of held out for an iPhone.
    Also, anyone who says a vasectomy does not hurt, is full of it. From someone who utlizes their unit on a daily basis, "it" hurt for about 2 months after the "procedure".

    What is wrong with the wives of today?
    • jdfalk, on 10/10/2007, -8/+5What is wrong with the pansy ass men who go around and are willing to do this to their junk?
      • CoronaVegas, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Either you are single, divorced, and/or have no kids.
      • MeMongo, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2There are a lot of people that don't want kids but go through the torture of having them just because society expects them to or they think that their woman will leave them if they don't have kids (which is usually true).
    • dunlop, on 10/10/2007, -0/+52 months?!?! Mine never hurt (post op swelling aside) and was on the saddle again within 5 days. Guess I was lucky : )
      • Skye16, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Mine still bothers me, but only when there's pressure. I think the metal clips on the vas are causing more pain than those without.

        Further, after some rather atheltic sex, one of my stitches ruptured on my sack about a week after the procedure. I was scared ***** my entire testicle was going to fall out or something. I was alright tho.
    • ohmyblazes, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2I agree with Dunlop. Corona must have had a bad doctor. I was on a flight to New York the evening I had mine done and I had very little discomfort. I don't understand why some guys get all worked up about it and act like your not a man anymore if you get one. They snip a couple pipelines and that's it.
    • BadgerUMD, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3What do you mean what's wrong with wives today? If you don't want to have any kids, a vasectomy is as good as you can get! What do you suggest? That this guys wife gets a tubal ligation instead? The little snip is usually not a big deal, and while it sucks that it hurt for two months, you can almost guarantee a woman would have been worse off.

      I fully plan on getting a vasectomy after my wife and I have two kids. Well, maybe I'll get one after the first one is born if he/she is a brat ...
  • Arcnite, on 10/10/2007, -7/+2Gives the phrase, "Man, I'd give my left nut for..." a new meaning...
  • zipzipzipz, on 10/10/2007, -4/+10thats pretty stupid, I would never even think about doing that.
  • Antebios, on 10/10/2007, -15/+7I had a vasectomy of my own free will, so I wouldn't have to put up with ***** kids!! Screw those brats! LONG LIVE FRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
    • PunkPortrais, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5Your free will and a court order are different.
      • Jobu71x, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Although I agree with what Antebios said... Damn that is funny
    • vinnyvenus, on 10/26/2007, -1/+6I am truly glad that you will never be able to procreate
      • MeMongo, on 10/26/2007, -1/+3He is too. Good for him for doing that if he knew that he didn't want kids
  • plhearn, on 10/10/2007, -11/+9This is something that all apple fanboys should do.
  • pdxa4, on 10/10/2007, -5/+9Well people that are this stupid don't need to be reproducing anyway so I guess this is a good thing.
    • mewhocorrupts, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4He already had kids, you moron. I apologize, as you have clearly just reworded the same statement that myriad other comments have expressed, but your was the last one I could stomach reading. Honestly, read the article, and try to apply some of *that* information to a witty quip, rather than ignoring key points to formulate humor.
  • PunkPortrais, on 10/10/2007, -3/+43I guess it's just the same- Get an iPhone your masculinity is gone any way. Real men don't use cell phones, they communicate through a series of manly punches to the arm.
  • RegalGSX, on 10/10/2007, -12/+12Kids are overrated. Who wants to deal with a bunch of screaming brats nowadays? The majority of kids are evil. What an easy choice.
    • OrangeTide, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2what? and wash your own dishes and take out your own garbage for the rest of your life?
      • RegalGSX, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1Better than wiping ass and taking out smelly diapers.
        • Atomic1fire, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2thats why you have more then one kid
          the older kid deals with the younger ones
  • silly110671, on 10/10/2007, -4/+9A vasectomy is a form of birth control while an orchiectomy is the removal of the testicles. I thought most people understood the difference. The juvenile jokes tell me otherwise.

    http://www.webmd.com/sex/Birth-Control/Vasectomy-14387
    http://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/Orchiectomy
    • dmunkey, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5i think people know the difference. They are in fact... juvenile JOKES.
    • tech42er, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1So "orchiectomy" is a fancy word for "castration"?
  • FredFredrickson, on 10/10/2007, -7/+28Buried for inaccurate title... should read: "Loser Goes Through Vasectomy to Get iPhone"
    • mewhocorrupts, on 10/10/2007, -4/+3How is he a loser? He got an iPhone...
      • skankyBacon, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2How does having an iPhone mean you can't be a loser?
      • WileEPeyote, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Cause if he really was a "man", he'd get the iPhone on his own terms.
      • offwithyourtv, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1mewhocorrupts, it seems you answered your own question.
  • o0joshua0o, on 10/10/2007, -9/+2There are MUCH better methods of birth control than having someone slice you open and mess with your reproductive organs. Did you know it's possible for a woman to figure out when she's likely to be ovulating with a simple calculation?
    • schnikies79, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8Did you know it's also possible for a woman to lie?
      • o0joshua0o, on 10/10/2007, -4/+1Why would you be sleeping with someone who lies to you?
        • schnikies79, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1I wouldn't, just saying that nothing is foolproof.
        • o0joshua0o, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1It sounds like you're saying optional surgery is foolproof.
        • skankyBacon, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I don't think most guys would care. If she's got a pulse and the right configuration of orifices, they'd hit it.
          • mtnsoccerguy, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1For some people the pulse is even optional.
    • zindex, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4Hmm sounds like some one really paid attention in catechism classes.
    • nihilite, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3haha! sounds like o0joshua0o is gonna be someone's "baby daddy" before long.
      • o0joshua0o, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Yeah, I'm married with 2 kids, you idiot. Both were planned.
    • OMGWTFROFLMAOx2, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5Man are you in for a surprise when you get a girl pregnant because your calculations were "off".

      If a woman ever tells you that she's using a calculation as a form of birth control, just walk away because 1) there are so many factors that affect a woman's likelyhood of ovulation that even they don't know for certain when they are going to be doing it (ever ask a woman when her cycle begins.."uhh sometime around this week I think") and 2) women are bad at math.

      But don't let that stop you. Modern medicine and proven surgical procedures are no match for the power of (ball park) mathematics.
      • o0joshua0o, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1In a casual relationship, I'd agree that calculations aren't a sufficient form of birth control by themselves. However, in a committed relationship with someone you love, who isn't too stupid to do simple calculations, and won't lie to you, Fertility Awareness can and does work. I know that for a fact. I prefer that approach to unnecessary surgery. That's all I'm saying. I'm not trying to promote some kind of catholic agenda.
        • wing05, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1And not all women have regular periods that would make such calculations work.
      • Jobu71x, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1Math, Medicince, and Surgical Procedures all lose to the rusty coat hangar.
        • mtnsoccerguy, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I'd use math, medicine, and a surgical procedure before I go with a rusty coat hangar.
    • tech42er, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1It's not reliable.
  • robwilkens, on 10/10/2007, -10/+3That's because no straight man who still has his balls intact would want to be seen with an iPhone, which it's proponents argue is a "fashion accessory".
  • Red_Eye, on 10/10/2007, -5/+8Sounds like the wife had his sack in her bag all along anyway.
  • Mapper99, on 10/10/2007, -7/+0Way too funny...gets my vote!

    http://iphone.corank.com
    • JudgeMonkey, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Ya got a little shmutz stuck on the bottom of your post. I think a little windex will fix that right up.
  • 1jaxstate1, on 10/10/2007, -3/+5Blah@the nuts jokes. It can be undone. So he didn't lose anything.
    • edwartica, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Except for his self respect - I mean why did he let anyone know?
  • zindex, on 10/10/2007, -9/+2I've always said that anyone that gets an Iphone should not be allowed to reproduce. I think this should be a mandatory policy.
  • Snorkasaurus, on 10/10/2007, -7/+10Nice wife. A divorce would have been a better long term solution.
  • databoy, on 10/10/2007, -4/+2To do the job properly, you need two house bricks. It hurts only if you hold your thumbs over the edge of the bricks.
  • orlyfactor, on 10/10/2007, -6/+8Funny, doesn't seem like the guy has had balls for years. Pussy.
  • lambda, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Last I heard, Boise is in Idaho (not Colorado). lol
  • jabberwolf, on 10/10/2007, -7/+3Doesn't this just prove that if you have an iphone, it actually makes you less of a man.
    Less brains, less ballz.
  • liquidfirex, on 10/10/2007, -11/+6Typical mac fanboy, no wonder they are all metro-sexuals
  • kamiller, on 10/10/2007, -7/+7Why did he get a vasectomy, he obiviously doesn't have any balls...
  • SmilingJess, on 10/10/2007, -6/+7sounds like the wife had a plan all of her own and was just waiting for the right opportunity to bust this guys balls (pun intended).
    I think it is sad if it is true.
  • nihilite, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2This is brilliant. we can finally stop all the apple fan-boys from breeding! Vasectomies all around!
  • xiambax, on 10/10/2007, -4/+2Wow. I feel sorry for this poor guy.
    I hope i don't marry anyone who would do that to me.

    Goes to show what push over guys are today.
    I hope he realizes his mistake when he finds out his wife has been cheating on him.
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