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Mac Chick Of The Month March 2007

macenstein.com — Welcome to Macenstein ’s “Mac Chick of the Month”. Each month we feature a different die-hard, Mac-loving girl who is (almost) as well designed as the Apple products they love. This month we present you with the lovely DeBrane, an artist living in Newport Beach, California long-time Mac fan.

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uranium, on 10/12/2007, -31/+122apple product + hot chick = too much to handle!
- gaiden2k5, on 10/12/2007, -35/+9so is that the deal of the month?
  i am interested!
  any coupons?
- himey, on 10/12/2007, -11/+44She needs to see MY laptop.
- ProximaC, on 10/12/2007, -6/+295What are we going to do tonight DeBrane?
  
  Same thing we do every night Pinky... Try to take over the world!
- dirtyhipster, on 10/12/2007, -72/+11Ugly.
  
  Go PC ! booo mac
- beelz, on 10/12/2007, -50/+16she seems a little old..
- ts8lemonade, on 10/12/2007, -8/+35Linux is cuter! In all seriousness, she's damn hot.
- Gryffydd, on 10/12/2007, -34/+16Sorry...she's just not that hot. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers...but she's just not *that* hot.
- ilyag, on 10/12/2007, -20/+212She looks like a 35 year old woman who's acting like she's 17.
- engwar, on 10/12/2007, -8/+76The only reason I'd kick her out of bed would be to fnck her on the floor.
- ElectricSoup, on 10/12/2007, -22/+48"Linux is cuter!"
  
  Don't laugh. Most Linux fanboys would far sooner look at a picture of Richard Stallman than a hot girl.
  
  I'll leave a link for them in case any happen to pass this way:
  
  http://www.webweavertech.com/ovidiu/weblog/gallery/richard-stallman/richard-stallman-Images/1.jpg
- 2Fingers1Love, on 10/12/2007, -11/+63You fanboys would rather have sex with the computer than the chick.
  
  Obey my dog!
- josegutz, on 10/12/2007, -4/+39I'd hit it...
- SultanTravi, on 10/12/2007, -8/+27She's hot, but her favorite movie is "What the Bleep Do We Know?!"
  
  Gah. Oh well, I guess she doesn't have to be intellectual to be attractive.
- Wandel, on 10/12/2007, -9/+19Leave it to the Apple fanboys to appreciate a computer more than a beautiful woman.
- roodammy44, on 10/12/2007, -19/+11Has mac fetishism got this far?
  It's a company, people!!!!! Get interested in something that matters!
  I'm writing this on a macbook, so I'm noone's fanboy. I just think this is stupid
  Watch Idiocracy, people.
- raynar, on 10/12/2007, -14/+3She looks pretty old...like Paula Abdul with a Mac.
  
  No thanks.
- cozinator, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13@ilyag: you say that like it's a negative thing.
- ChumpChief, on 10/12/2007, -1/+26I'm gonna coin the term "Macwhore".
- adolfojp, on 10/12/2007, -8/+63ilyag said "She looks like a 35 year old woman who's acting like she's 17."
  raynar said "She looks pretty old...like Paula Abdul with a Mac."
  
  Those comments make me wonder what the median age on Digg is. I am 27 years old and she looks just about perfect to me.
- noahhoward, on 10/12/2007, -11/+1Mac : Fanboy :: Hoes : Pimp
  
  Macs make us money, legally.
- LastVisibleDog, on 10/12/2007, -15/+7A Chick a Month that MacHeads (living in their Mom's basement) will never get - it does not get much lamer than this
- ethnicman, on 10/12/2007, -2/+24@chumpchief
  
  Wouldn't that be a iWhore?
- th3heretic, on 10/12/2007, -4/+1Only on digg...
- HunterTV, on 10/12/2007, -0/+56"Sunsets" are not a hobby unless you're God.
- schoate09, on 10/12/2007, -15/+5Shes hot, but god, all the nerds are like whipping out their pants and jizzing.
- chingy1788, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Looks like Alison Cameron from House, that girl in Red Alert Tiberium Wars
  also known as Jeniffer Morrison
- slalomskier, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4Any one else see the nipple showing through in the middle picture.
- mrcdan, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4More like "Mac Porn Star of the month"
- slimc9999, on 10/12/2007, -13/+5Get a life fellas. Step outside in LA, and you'll see women that make this old woman look like dog food.
- Nerfdude, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15i wonder if she scratches easily
- jaynedoe, on 10/12/2007, -6/+2she's not really hott
- opensourcemaven, on 10/12/2007, -6/+1ehasdfa
- neoweapon, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1wow, look at those areolas.
- detlev409, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9slimc9999, step outside of LA, and find out what women who aren't made out of plastic and silicon look like
- ChumpChief, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2@ethnicman
  
  Nah, a Macwhore whores herself out for Mac...
  
  Kinda like a crackwhore whores herself out for crack.
- kmckanna, on 10/12/2007, -5/+0Correction,
  
  Mac + Hot Girl = huge Mac Promotion off of horny teens and young adults.
  
  The girl is ugly anyway and so are previous girls that I have seen who were titled "Mac Girls"
- bitchslapper, on 10/12/2007, -3/+0Man!!!! I would do anything just to see that screen-lid closed in that last image!
- HotGore, on 10/12/2007, -4/+2Give me a brake, her first Apple product was a 2nd gen ipod. She isn't that hardcore.
- syedur, on 10/12/2007, -5/+1that's the only way you can get me to get an apple... a complimentary hot girl.
- DigitalN, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4B R A K E? That's the brake in your car, dummy!
- geekitechture, on 10/12/2007, -6/+3She has no brains, just a decent face and body, but she looks a little like...oh, never mind. I'll just reprint her comments; they're vapid enough that you should get the idea.
  
  In response to being made Apple Chick of the Month:
  
  "Thanks so much!!! See, I was thinken’ I needed some photoshop!!! lol! (no, really)
  So,.. really makin’ me feel good;) ~ Oh, yeah, my eyes got the super vision, watch out! xoxo;)"
  
  Check it out: Three explanation points where one would suffice. "Thinking" is not only shortened to a slang form but also misspelled. Photoshop is not capitalized. LOL is not capitalized, and while capitalizing it is not strictly necessary, in the context of her comment it is just part of the overall disaster that is her mind. "No" is not capitalized, and the sentence in brackets has no punctuation at the end. A line break was inserted after the bracketed text where no line break is needed.
  
  Moving on to the second sentence...
  
  There is both a comma and two trailing periods after the word "So," and while either bit of punctuation is correct, together they are not, and one is supposed to use three periods to indicate a pause, followed by the next words, and that is always done without using a space. The sentence ends in a semi-colon, which is completely wrong, and half a set of brackets, because while it was an annotated thought of hers, she forgot to use an opening bracket to indicate that. Next she uses one of these guys (~) for no reason at all...it simply must have framed one of her airy emotions better than any other symbol could.
  
  In the last, and thankfully, the final sentence, she uses an extra comma where none is needed, uses another comma where dashes are more appropriate and used incorrect grammar by writing, "Oh, yeah, my eyes got the super vision, watch out!" rather than "Oh yeah, my eyes have super vision -- watch out!" Again that was an annotatated thought but she only used an ending bracket to indicate that. Apparently, most of her thoughts belong in brackets, so they can't do us any long-lasting harm.
  
  That's an awful lot of mistakes for a barely five-sentence comment that has just 30 words.
  
  "I love Apple things because they work while looking good", written out by her (which it probably was) might read:
  
  "I love ;) Apple things 'cuz they work great while lookin' good!!!)~"
  
  Word to yo' momma. THAT'S wuz up!!!
- upnortherik, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1@geekitechture
  
  Your name is fitting...
- Nyukin, on 10/12/2007, -4/+0My ex is hotter...
- SVPirate, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Sorry, if you're going for Mac user chicks I still prefer Natali Del Conte, or Amber McArthur (although her voice gets on my nerves).
ipodgr, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7heheh uranium .. indeed .. thats why those girls are always alone in pictures :D
mtb167, on 10/12/2007, -2/+56Looks like someone broke into my apartment and started taking pictures again.
mookiemookie, on 10/12/2007, -6/+59Ellen Feiss will always be *my* Mac Chick of the Month, every month.
- Ghstfce, on 10/12/2007, -11/+4I just saw this Ellen Feis and she looks like a man. With freckles. You have many happy days with Ellen. You can have her
- tidu, on 10/12/2007, -8/+16Somewhat offtopic, but freckles are pretty rare the days. When they do exist, +1000 points in hotness.
- adolfojp, on 10/12/2007, -3/+11She was 14 when her TV ad came out. How old were you at the time? :-P
CaptainNoPants, on 10/12/2007, -4/+35pigtails and kneehighs...welp, see ya guys later!
- cmiller1, on 10/12/2007, -8/+7Off on a porcelain vacation to clean out the ol' pipes?
- DreKor, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5I'm pretty sure those were leg warmers. So, it's more of a Jane Fonda thing.
Alphateam, on 10/12/2007, -32/+157She is hot except for that ugly white thing in front of her.
- gajillion, on 10/12/2007, -57/+19Those are boobs you moron. You need to get out a little more.
- unloud, on 10/12/2007, -10/+40lol. You angered the Apple fans :-D
- DreKor, on 10/12/2007, -22/+7but they are witty in their anger
- Alphateam, on 10/12/2007, -1/+28@gajillion
  
  Believe me I know what PICTURES of boobs look like. The real thing might be confusing though.
kneecarrot, on 10/12/2007, -6/+89Mmmm... I would fondle that excessively. Also, the girl is decent as well.
- Sneakernets, on 10/12/2007, -30/+8That was amazingly gay.
- JiveTurk3y, on 10/12/2007, -24/+6*cough* *****
- specialK16, on 10/12/2007, -8/+1*cough* fag
MadMastaZ, on 10/12/2007, -5/+9she's not half bad looking, I'd give her a 1 snake up.
srodolff, on 10/12/2007, -1/+38PLEASE!! Someone show me how to hack into the macbook's camera.

Hehe.
- JiveTurk3y, on 10/12/2007, -1/+23you gonna check out her wizard's sleeve?
- buzzaldrin, on 10/12/2007, -9/+2no, I bet she is good on plow and tight like a man's anoos.
- StickWST, on 10/12/2007, -4/+3very nayce.
wozley, on 10/12/2007, -4/+2Errgley!
eyeaml337, on 10/12/2007, -5/+12http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2-UuIEOcss

FTW
- simca, on 10/12/2007, -9/+1A 14 y. o. girl? Are you serious?
- hijinks, on 10/12/2007, -5/+3maybe is a 14 year old guy?
soupyc, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1Wow....just....

Wow.
- holzp, on 10/12/2007, -1/+47If it was WOW, she would actually be a he.
- Ozymandias42, on 10/12/2007, -10/+4Why does everyone assume that everybody who plays WOW is a 14-year-old boy? I wrote a paper about a year ago based on interviewing WOW players. A good chunk of them turned out to be older married people who played together. At 1 PM on weekdays, here's a secret: most of the kids are in school. That 70 shaman who just ganked you? That was someone's grandma.
- Bamborzled, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2@ozymandias42
  
  It was a reference to an article that hit the front page yesterday. Here it is:
  http://digg.com/gaming_news/Dude_s_Warcraft_Girlfriend_Actually_A_Dude
citor, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1ooo CRAP, i think she's married!!!!
- iheartbeer, on 10/12/2007, -0/+24Because you had a chance in hell?????
holzp, on 10/12/2007, -1/+30DeBrane, I think those photos are fake, you know what to do!
Disillusion, on 10/12/2007, -0/+19Stupid mac laptops, always getting in the way!
stevepinker2002, on 10/12/2007, -12/+1As a die hard Mac fan i would much rather see Steve Jobs naked with his special apple hardware showing
Or maybe a piece on what's it like to serve him pizza
Aero1, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15holy *****! i thought taht was Jennifer Morrison from the show House. looks exactly like her!
- buzzaldrin, on 10/12/2007, -3/+5Jennifer Morrison is much hotter and I heard she runs Ubuntu.
Dracomantis, on 10/12/2007, -7/+3Id take the mac tbh.... she aint that hot :P
Aspenglade, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Sooo, why does her writeup say California when her profile on DVXuser.com says she's in Vancouver Canada?
- gajillion, on 10/12/2007, -0/+28Damn! Are you a professional stalker or is this just a hobby?
- Aspenglade, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Heh nah, I just saw that she was an artist and went to go look up her work, see if it is any good since I'm a Visual Effects Artist and I noticed the discrepancy.
- TroubleInMind, on 10/12/2007, -14/+5Cause the REAL Mac Chick of the Month is Rosie O'Donnell. Again. There cannot be a Mac Chick that doesn't wear underwear with a dickhole in em.
  
  Real Mac People: Pale butch or gothy white girls, and gay men photoshopping their johnsons to post on Casual Encounters on Craigslist.
  
  Let the flames begin. I'm bored.
- hiPpymIck, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1well.. is her art any good?
- actorboy, on 10/12/2007, -8/+3I am not gay.
tazx, on 10/12/2007, -1/+24More hot Mac chicks:
http://macenstein.com/default/archives/category/mac-chick-of-the-month/
- d3c0yn4m3l355, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6Is it just me or are all those chicks 'models' / 'dancers'. It almost seems like they monthly raid the local stripclub. Heck i bet they actually hang out there daily and get one a month dress the girl with some maccrap and take a bunch of pics.
  burried for inaccurate
- vladimus, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0Re: d3c0yn4m3l355
  
  I used to work for the Apple Store, and I know that there is a plethora of extremely hot Mac-wielding chicks out there. Can't-take-my-jaw-off-the-Genius-Bar-hawt.
badnewsblair, on 10/12/2007, -5/+7Justine Ezarik - http://tastyblogsnack.com/
- OmniMe, on 10/12/2007, -3/+4These girls are all professional models who make money posing with Macs.
  
  Justine, however, is no poser.
- OmniMe, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1EDIT
  
  (However this is not to say she doesn't use her 'looks' to get advantages)
underdog5004, on 10/12/2007, -8/+5yeach, she looks like a man!
- ProximaC, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2You must live in 'Frisco...
Mindflux, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2She looks like Amy Pohler(SNL)
- negativefx, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1i agree
XISUPERMANIX, on 10/12/2007, -6/+4You guys do realize there is no proof that she is an actual mac user. Anybody can pay a model and that model will pretty much do what you say. I could give her a can of lard and write up a bio saying she loves lard but that wouldn't make it true. People do anything for the right amount .....$
- netant, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Shut up! Our lives are miserable enough... (j/k)
  
  Come to me DeBranne... Ohhh yeeaaaahh....
- patik, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Oh noes! That makes her less hot :(
  
  So what if she's not a mac user. A picture of a woman lying naked, beckoning the viewer with a finger is false as well (who would beckon the average Digg user closer?) but that doesn't make it less hot. It's called fantasy.
JiveTurk3y, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0I can see her nipples...
- Terc, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5I can see that your parents need to watch you closer when you're online.
splatterboy, on 10/12/2007, -5/+9She pretty, but she's an idiot... Her fav movie of all time is "What the Bleep do we Know?" ??? The stupidist movie of all time is more like it... She is trying so hard to look intelligent and its sooo pathetic...
- Wonsaponatime, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9I completely agree with you splatterboy, about What the Bleep being the worst sh*t that's come around in a while...
- SultanTravi, on 10/12/2007, -2/+8People digg you guys down.. if only they knew how ridiculously incorrect and stupid that movie is.
- ConceptJunkie, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1Boy you guys are lucky to know... I actually bought the damn thing having heard it was about physics. It didn't take long to realize that it wasn't...
d3dm, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1What's up with that name? Is that some sort of Debra + Anne thing? I've never heard of that name before.
poondoggle, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2I see an Adam's Apple. It's a man baby!
- Ghstfce, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2And she's STILL getting alimony from her ex! Sorry, I had to. Nice areoli in the second pic though. Breasts. Nature's best invention ever!
josegutz, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12They probably found a hot girl and told her if they would pose for the pictures thay would give her a free MAC.

I would pose naked in pink leg warmers and pigtails for a free MAC Book too. And I'm a guy...
- badnewsblair, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7A good point on both items.
  
  Don't mean to nitpick here, but it's Mac. Not MAC.
MrKC, on 10/12/2007, -5/+0The keyboard of my Mac is all sticky now.
santo71, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17wow, she, like me, likes to use a mac in panties! i mean.. uh. nevermind.
kraniac, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8Objectification says what?

Also, if the first Apple product she ever owned was a 2G iPod, she's hardly an Apple die-hard.
kiddsickuras, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0"They probably found a hot girl and told her if they would pose for the pictures thay would give her a free MAC.

I would pose naked in pink leg warmers and pigtails for a free MAC Book too. And I'm a guy..."

Whoa too much info there buddy, anyhow chick is hot a little old but hot.
lessew, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1I'd stroke that lovingly... imagine the possibilities... forget BackRow, I want FrontRow.
bicyclethief, on 10/12/2007, -0/+19O why couldn't it have been the PDA chick of the month?
- GeneralKickass, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Ha ha yeah or the cellphone chick of the month!
FRANKeB, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13iMilf ??
- Septimus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Heh, what I was thinking. Well, maybe not the 'i' bit.
hdtvdust, on 10/12/2007, -5/+0Digg has sunk to an all time low.
- tidu, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1That's what she said, if you replace Digg with I and consider low being-
  
  I lost my train of thought.
Ratteler, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13I'd double-click it.
cracker42, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6She's a "long-time mac fan" but her first Apple product was a 2nd-gen iPod? Please.
rlshep, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4I'm calling NSFW.
DocDEB, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Mam, put the MacBook down and step toward the camera! It's alright... I'm a professional.
GoblinSoul, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Eww... Man Jaw.
RelishTheVegan, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1A: God I hope that's not her real name...it could be worse, but it is not an attractive name.
B: She is ATLEAST 32, possibly older with the way people age these days. Her arm flab says 35, but her pigtails say she's 12. So, she is probably in her thirties, with the mind of a pre-pubescent girl. Every man's dream.

It does also looks like she's wearing an engagement ring...though, she seems like someone who wouldn't let that stop her!
nbcivic, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7she's not hot, she's just topless
- Punisher2K, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6That's like saying the sun isn't hot, it's just having a reaction.
DirtyBrowncoat, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I think I know where she clips her iPod Shuffle :P
angusm, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2The person who said that Linux users would rather see a picture of Richard Stallman has caused me to have a mental image of Stallman wearing pink leg-warmers and pigtails, sprawled seductively on a couch.

I think that image may haunt me for the rest of my life.

The horror, the horror ...
spac3m0nk3y, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I've seen hotter, showing much more skin, while hacking into a Gibson!
j3r0mE, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Heh, DeBrane, that's a stripper name. Guys, next time lets go for some glasses and a mac book pro k?
newanalog, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2w00f!
scottjl, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1niiiiiiiice..
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