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Apple introduces the iPhone Shuffle - HUMOR!
mac-essentials.de — Apple never stops innovating, and just three weeks after they introduce the iPhone, Apple tops itself by introducing the iPhone shuffle!
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- moisie, on 10/12/2007, -95/+39Hilarious
- simplenation, on 10/12/2007, -121/+36if this was real, i wouldn't be surprised if it actually sells well.
- mastertop, on 10/12/2007, -228/+16AHahahhaha..
FAKE
BURIED AS INNACURATE.
(jk) - masgrada, on 10/12/2007, -8/+256Sounds like every drunk girl I know.
- R313453, on 10/12/2007, -60/+21If it wasn't for the "HUMOR!" written in the title, I might have forgotten to laugh.
- j0c1f3r, on 10/12/2007, -52/+118it would sell well only because fanboys buy whatever jobs tells them to buy......
nevertheless........dugg for hilarity - sphinx13, on 10/12/2007, -27/+15It's funny but the title for this is so lame. Saying "humor" makes no sense but whatever.
- royall64, on 10/12/2007, -4/+67I might accidentally swallow it.
- ThinkBox, on 10/12/2007, -3/+49@ royall64
yeah, you know phones are getting too small when there is a choking hazard label on the box - nicroma, on 10/12/2007, -36/+18Why do people get dugg down on this site for saying "Hilarious"? I thought it was pretty funny.
- MacintoshXP, on 10/12/2007, -6/+25@ nicroma
Because it's obvious. That's why people dugg it. Its nothing new, Yeah we might agree, but we show that by digging the comment. Its stupid and pointless to reward obvious posts with Thumbs Up - malavalla, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4sweet 3G
- dengzhi, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1http://youtube.com/watch?v=Xx7vc0xdQrg
- moisie, on 10/12/2007, -6/+2In case people were confused, I didn't thinki it was funny, I thought it was stupid, obvious, and not in the slightest bit entertaining. Sometimes I forget that sarcasm doesn't remotely convey in type.
- lorax3, on 10/12/2007, -22/+15Hahaha.
Thats Great - marcuschi, on 10/12/2007, -24/+6A MILLION SONGS
- DatoeDakari, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7"One. Billion. Songs...'BILLION', with a B"
- jontilton, on 10/12/2007, -27/+7haha, it shuffles through your contacts so you'll never know who you're going to call next!
- redlemon, on 10/12/2007, -17/+10are you cereal
- Ph0X, on 10/12/2007, -4/+3hahahaha loool xD, nice one :P
- MikeyisaFag, on 10/31/2007, -2/+199This revolutionalizes and simplifies drunk dialing, sign me up.
- stlcadet11, on 10/12/2007, -2/+41until it accidently calls your mom and the first words out of your mouth are "heyyyy babe let's hook up. er... sorry mom"
- Philodox, on 10/12/2007, -2/+30How that conversation would go really depends on how drunk you are.
- Ediebriquette, on 10/12/2007, -1/+45or how drunk your mom is.
- nmfiber, on 10/12/2007, -6/+1That makes perfect sense ...i totally agree
- Domza, on 10/12/2007, -8/+2or how hot your mum was.
- billjackson, on 10/12/2007, -10/+2Good Stuff!
- Schug, on 10/12/2007, -6/+86I'm glad the submitter pointed out that this was "HUMOR!"
- Conquerist, on 10/12/2007, -11/+1Being the mac fan I am, I wouldn't have otherwise noticed!
- Conquerist, on 10/12/2007, -12/+1Being the mac fan I am, I wouldn't have otherwise noticed!
- Conquerist, on 10/12/2007, -11/+1Being the mac fan I am, I wouldn't have otherwise noticed!
- PR3DAT0R6sic6, on 10/12/2007, -11/+3I would buy it.
- parrfolio, on 10/12/2007, -35/+7This one is better: http://www.72dpiintheshade.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/iphoneshuffle.jpg
- Rabbethan, on 10/12/2007, -2/+23No, it really isn't...
- Gromkii, on 10/12/2007, -12/+6It has the logo on it, so /of course/ people would buy it.
c: - axecollector, on 10/12/2007, -6/+11http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/cellphones/let-the-iphone-photoshopping-continue-228335.php
C'mon, everybody knows this one is da best.- SilverSpoon, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9Sad thing is, I'd probably buy one.
- dizzledaking, on 10/12/2007, -10/+4Yeah, it is sad that you're admitting you're a mindless drone.
Christ.
- TimRogers, on 10/12/2007, -52/+5It really helped me that "humor" was in the title. Especially with the americanized spelling.
- typo180, on 10/12/2007, -3/+57Yes...how silly of an American to use American spelling conventions.
- mrloco, on 10/12/2007, -0/+26Once you start bitching about americaniSed spelling, stick to it.
- ImTheDarkcyde, on 10/12/2007, -11/+3i thought "HUMOR" meant it was funny
- EliteEagleX, on 10/12/2007, -3/+3Hm...well, it would keep things...interesting. I'd buy one just to annoy the hell out of my friends "Oh, hey dude..yeah I was trying to call Ryan, not you, my bad, it's the damn shuffle" I'd enjoy it.
- allenu, on 10/12/2007, -35/+1The fake article here about the iPhone Shuffle is pretty hilarious too: http://doc.weblogs.com/2007/01/10
- eddie72, on 10/12/2007, -7/+11Your article was about Saddam and not about the Shuffle. Thanks for posting that douche.
- SirNoobius, on 10/12/2007, -7/+2blocked
- Cglass, on 10/12/2007, -9/+3Yea now I want to hang myself, and I don't know why! :'(
- allenu, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7You guys should relax a bit. Scroll down to the part that says "News From the Future" and read the article there. There's your article. I apologize if I ruined your morning by having you read the wrong thing.
Here, I'll make it easy for you by linking directly to the anchor: http://doc.weblogs.com/2007/01/10#newsFromTheFuture
- zmigliozzi, on 10/12/2007, -19/+6so it calls people in shuffle mode?
- psylence, on 10/12/2007, -4/+55I like you.
- JAVandiver, on 10/12/2007, -17/+4...you can come over to my house and ***** my sister!
- teamgwho, on 10/12/2007, -39/+7but will it blend?
- cjwl, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4They'd probably be better as ice cream mix-in's
- jsreid, on 10/12/2007, -2/+20can I somehow automatically block people that still say that?
- tjpeople, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Greasemonkey script im sure could be made....
- redhatcat, on 10/12/2007, -8/+3Better solution: Can Digg automatically ban IPs of people that still say that?
- biff198, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6@tjpeople
I am going to make a greasemonkey script that replaces "Will it blend" and it's various forms with "I'm an idiot".
Thanks for the suggestion!
- DollaBill, on 10/12/2007, -5/+12I lawled in my pants
- Negyxo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+25ew.
- forchilli, on 10/12/2007, -12/+2haha it calls random people hahahaha
- triont, on 10/12/2007, -5/+2I feel sorry if it puts someone through to you.....*cough* DUMBASS *cough*
- tjpeople, on 10/12/2007, -3/+7hehe - personaly i think a a Mac Shuffle would be better - you could randomly edit your documents and images. Makes sense, Mac then iPod, Mac Mini then iPod Mini, iPod Shuffle then Mac Shuffle. But what about a Mac Nano?......
- eatbeefjerky, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7Mac Nano: The first generation version would get hundreds of little scratches on it just from sitting on your desk. The second generation one with the 8GB hard drive would cost just as much as the Mac Video with the 30GB hard drive , but everyone would want it more because it's smaller.
- lacronicus, on 10/12/2007, -5/+1cough cough. umpcs anyone?
- WombatBob, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2I want one!
- fanboydcs, on 10/12/2007, -3/+3Yeah its a cool mock up photo, but what really makes this so funny? I keep hearing these jokes that apple releases to many ipods, but I really don't see that.. Their launch cycle seems pretty normal if you ask me..
oh well, mod me down if you want, I just don't see the humor in the "iPod Flea, iPod Invisa, iPhone shuttle...etc" jokes- Xenogis, on 10/12/2007, -2/+14Since nutrisystem my sex life has been excellent.
- theprez, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2@fanboydcs
That's because you don't have a sense of humor. And I hate it when someone tells me to digg them down.
- optikalblitz, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1this phone would be perfect for a night of drunk dialing, unless your family members are in your contacts list :-|
- Splitt3rxx, on 10/12/2007, -4/+1meh, lame. i am still waiting for the video shuffle.
- zetsurin, on 10/12/2007, -4/+1Oh wow, Apple continually paves the way with... products we imagined would be better than actually materialise. Such innovation.
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- Businessmans, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0Latest business news
- jawapunkin, on 10/12/2007, -8/+2i tried to watch the keynote but the link isn't working for me. I really want to learn more about this product, could some one please post a mirror of the keynote... thank you
- asubigsaxy, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7life is random
- jlebrech, on 10/12/2007, -2/+18I dont see what would be wrong with a one button mobile phone, apart from not being able to text.
You could just sync you phone with your computers address book, and maybe add a signature of your voice in there.
then you can just say the name of the friends you wanna call, and if you just met someone you could just get them to beam you. Then say their name in the mic.
You'd just have to hold the button down, and it Steve J would talk to you and say "Please say name" and then it would dial that number out for you.
It would rock.- majinboy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7>> I dont see what would be wrong with a one button mobile phone, apart from not being able to text.
Well you could always try to text using Morse code. :P - ggko, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I present to you the Nokia 7280:
http://www.nokiausa.com/phones/7280/0,2803,feat:1,00.html
- majinboy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7>> I dont see what would be wrong with a one button mobile phone, apart from not being able to text.
- MonkeyMoFo, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2love it, it makes drunk dial much easier! and it gives a new meaning for booty call!
- atb12688, on 10/12/2007, -4/+1WTF
- kixxster, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2great job to whoever did this. "life is random" haha
- MinDistortion, on 10/12/2007, -5/+0Wow, That's Friggan AMAZING!!!! I mean how cool is it you can call anyone with just a push of a button, BUT WAIT IT HAS A CATCH!!!! You never know who your calling. lol
- hmemcpy, on 10/12/2007, -7/+2Photoshopped ;)
- OdinEye, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4You are brilliant! - I never would have known...
- mlem, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3All I can say is: Don't eat the iPhone Shuffle.
- awiesner, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1me and my brother thought of this as soon as we heard about the iphone
- mbball, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Good for prank calling I guess. Just better hope you don't accidentally call your parents.
- gosox5555, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0wow, funny.
- Xenophix, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Whoever made that is a genius.
A genius. - dievel, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Now that, i would spend $600 on.
- matt0ne, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Thought of that too a couple of weeks ago: http://www.flickr.com/photos/bonjours/357406154/
- didn't do it as well, but you get the general idea. - GamerJunkdotNet, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Could have been better.
- estaticxalde, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1im just waiting for someone to try to bury it as innacurate
- Everglow, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Read post number 3. God, if you aren't even going to read the other comments...
- MightyMack, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0Heres another version: http://digg.com/apple/Another_iPhone_shuffle_image
(this was made before the iPhone came out). - i9hone, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0That's freaking crazy - nice work!
- ralphdagza, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1kottke started this
- knowledg333, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Whoever made this has wasted a part if their life; and because if it I wasted about 2 minutes of mine. How sad.
- ggko, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1One of early comments to show up on *that other* site after the keynote...
http://apple.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=215930&cid=17525910 - StephenCarboni, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1The Wheel of Fortune of drunk dialing.
- mike1288, on 10/12/2007, -4/+1This is probably just another product for all the iTools to buy. HAHA. (An iTool is anyone who buys apply just because it is an apple)
- NextGenXbox, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Sad thing is people WOULD buy it....
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