Donkeys and Elephants and Delegates,oh my!
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- Slvgx, on 10/12/2007, -51/+9Real or not, it's fun.
- z00k, on 10/12/2007, -12/+154Heh I heard about the anti-christ ... but an Anti-Windows child?
- gxcdesign, on 10/12/2007, -27/+8now that's true Digital Birth Rights Management right there...or DBRM for short
- Sagags, on 10/12/2007, -11/+144He is the chosen one!
- ivko, on 10/12/2007, -10/+115from the comments:
Hackbart says:
iChild 1.0? - matthewaaron, on 10/12/2007, -48/+4Video or it didn't happen.
- da_bradler, on 10/12/2007, -46/+5The sad ending to this story? that "birthmark" is actually a rare form of citrus tumoritus and the child will die withen a week and shrivel all up get lost behind the couch then the cat will eat it a little bit get sick and throw up in your new shoes
- killthemoles, on 10/12/2007, -1/+53He would have to take on linux!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZmJ63sHoKU - da_bradler, on 10/12/2007, -31/+2^^^ don't you get it "citrus tumoritus" cause apple has citrus and toumoritus sounds funny GET IT... piff you guys suck if Alex A had said it I bet you would all be giggling and petting eachothers ManGina's
- PatrickFisher, on 10/12/2007, -5/+31@killthemoles
I swear, that linux boy is a miniture eminem. - Agret, on 10/12/2007, -13/+7It's just viral marketing
- CasaMan, on 10/12/2007, -3/+9 birthmark :D
- DJCult, on 10/12/2007, -10/+2Balls, and I thought my Apple tattoos were impressive. Yes, I have them. Yes, I know.
- nickerbocker, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13It's the mark of the Anti-Gates!
- raindogmx, on 10/12/2007, -2/+29Hope he get free Macs for life.
- Gerolsteiner, on 10/12/2007, -1/+35@matthewaaron:
At the pearly gates:
St. Peter: well, matthew, I'm afraid you've died in your sleep from a heart attack
Matt: Huh? Video or it didn't happen. - scarper86, on 10/12/2007, -6/+22I had a Windows birthmark on my ass at the hospital but we crashed on the way home.
Kidding! It's a joke. I'm a Windows user.
Actually it was the Linux penguin but nobody wanted me. :) - NavinRJohnson, on 10/12/2007, -12/+1If you invert it, it looks like Kevin Rose.
http://www.thegreatesturlever.com/ - JernejL, on 10/12/2007, -8/+4now what if the kid grows up and prefers windoze?
- Daniel591992, on 10/12/2007, -3/+17COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!!
- TheWorm, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1It was fortold in a lost copy of the Macintosh bible.
On judgement day he will send all windows users to the fiery depths of hell! - leadingzero, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3looks more like PacMan to me...
- z00k, on 10/12/2007, -12/+154Heh I heard about the anti-christ ... but an Anti-Windows child?
- mnetlucas, on 10/12/2007, -19/+1Awesome but could be fake...
- EgyptianVicker, on 10/12/2007, -14/+4so there are 6 pictures?
- andrewcool, on 10/12/2007, -13/+1The Anti-Christ, Anti-Windows, Anti-Mac?...hmmmm
- uberadam, on 10/12/2007, -6/+123The chosen one has arrived to lead his people.
- unamas, on 10/12/2007, -5/+75could this be the one the prophecy spoke of?
- kevinmotel, on 10/12/2007, -5/+60Remove the Shone of Shame. Attach the Stone of Triumph!
- L0t3k, on 10/12/2007, -18/+10You guys scare me. :)
- astrosmash, on 10/12/2007, -4/+78We must all send Apple merchandise to the chosen one, until he is ready.
- n00bst3r, on 10/12/2007, -20/+9This only further solidifies my thesis that Apple is the new Scientology.
- titlesaysitall, on 10/12/2007, -15/+6The Windows still has you...
- xenofiend, on 10/12/2007, -5/+40Yes, gifts of Ipods, myrrh, and Final-Cut Pro for the anointed one. Let Cyberspace receive her king.
- PatrickFisher, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13It's the Mahdi! The iPods must flow...
- nunbot, on 10/12/2007, -20/+5seriously? you guys are f'ing losers! its an os; gets stuff done, not a religion!
- priceless721, on 10/12/2007, -6/+7@nunbot
honestly mac fanboys DO get done more than religions do so please rephrase your retarded quote to make sense.
and your name is stupid so there. - redfox2600, on 10/12/2007, -4/+5I for one welcome our new Mac Child overlord
All hail the new Keanu Reeves.
@nunbot
come on man lighten up, I'm more or less a windows/Linux fan boy and even I find this funny. - bmobile, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7@nunbot: i think it's pretty obvious that they are kidding around
- firepowered, on 10/12/2007, -3/+60*****. He's finally arrived.
- kace7, on 10/12/2007, -11/+59Just a tip: do not let micro$oft or B.G. find out where this baby is!!
- drfranktm, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3He's already unleashed armies of virii, but the kid's too tough to hack.
- PicklePower, on 10/12/2007, -18/+2Not only Apple, but Apple Corps too!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_Corps_v._Apple_Computer - flamingmb, on 10/12/2007, -7/+76"Tittle speaks for its self..."
dont try to rephrase "tital says all", we are onto your *****.- titlesaysitall, on 10/12/2007, -7/+49No variation of my name seems to fool anyone.
- foobar5892, on 10/12/2007, -2/+23Next description fad: "Article says all"
- Zippo, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5That, or "The page to which this link leads encompasses the entirety of what was described in the headline"
- NiGHTSChao, on 10/12/2007, -35/+7I bet its fake
but who cares?
Linux > Everything- ImTheDarkcyde, on 10/12/2007, -5/+35heaven forbid anyone on digg respects anothers religion, web browser, or operating system
- CBTF, on 10/12/2007, -6/+42A future digg user, I see.
Ack.. I don't have the heart to troll ALL the time. How about a hug, guys? :(
PS, what's a tittle? Sounds like a boobie.- defectDS, on 10/12/2007, -9/+4tittle made me lol. :P
- PatrickFisher, on 10/12/2007, -1/+22According to dictionary.com:
tit·tle
–noun 1. a dot or other small mark. . .
So, I guess the tittle does speak for itself... - Gizza, on 10/12/2007, -3/+8Just in case anyone was interested. Tittle is actually where the T in "to a T" as in it "matches him to a T" comes from.
- astrosmash, on 10/12/2007, -9/+4Matthew 5:18 (King James Version)
For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one *tittle* shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
- aqualung, on 10/12/2007, -12/+1My son has a penguin tattoo, but you don't see me showing it off
jk...pretty cool - ckr4282, on 10/12/2007, -6/+21I want my future daughter to marry this kid...
- BluSkreenOfDeth, on 10/12/2007, -3/+34Not if mine gets there first...
...if I had any kids...or was even married...or was even dating... - Bo3oof, on 10/12/2007, -7/+0@ BluSkreenOfDeth
or was even alive...
- BluSkreenOfDeth, on 10/12/2007, -3/+34Not if mine gets there first...
- RoshanK, on 10/12/2007, -12/+1Oh my god its the anti-pc.
Edit: z00k beat me to it. - green1152, on 10/12/2007, -6/+18That kid's famous now.
- thebrokenlight, on 10/12/2007, -4/+120Sell it on eBay.
- Ramtech, on 10/12/2007, -20/+4what? the birth mark or the kid??? lol
- dzarkw, on 10/12/2007, -17/+4@thebrokenlight
your comment actually made me lol. - CBTF, on 10/12/2007, -15/+3To get top dollar on ebay, it'd have to be a Jesus birthmark.
- Justin6512, on 10/12/2007, -16/+3@CBTF
and the apple logo doesn't have the same amount of meaning as jesus? - AoiTakuma, on 10/12/2007, -1/+27even without the logo you could get at least a couple of thousand for a healthy white kid
- zigziggityzoo, on 10/12/2007, -4/+3If I were to buy this kid, would I get advert kickbacks? Apple pays child support...
- Absolute0, on 10/12/2007, -18/+6SOMEBODY GIVE THIS KID A MACBOOK.
- priceless721, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10somebody give absolute0 a macbook whos caps lock isn't stuck.
- homerj14, on 10/12/2007, -12/+4the "One"
- jackal27, on 10/12/2007, -6/+44It's Apple's new product, the iBaby.
- wingnut21, on 10/12/2007, -1/+21I'm not buying it. It doesn't have the capability to run iChat.
- stlcadet11, on 10/12/2007, -1/+24iLife has a whole new meaning
- foobar5892, on 10/12/2007, -7/+2And of course, you have to buy the iDiapers and iPotty separately. This product isn't fully compatible with iLife! I want a refund.
- nofxjunkee, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5how many iPods would an iBaby iPoo, if an iBaby could iPoo iPods? iPods are now available in Zune brown! Get one at your local iBaby.
- haqattaq, on 10/12/2007, -13/+5iBrat?,,,, iChild?. Probably have to wait til Macworld to know for sure...
- zbeast, on 10/12/2007, -6/+10well good that it's not the microsoft "flag" or we could clame it's the mark of the beast.
- bultaco370, on 10/12/2007, -14/+4Wonder how much he'd go for on ebay?
Edit: damn! beat to it by a mile. - nukethewhales, on 10/12/2007, -15/+30It's official. Apple zealots are now as deluded as the people who see Jesus Christ in an oil stain.
- stonr, on 10/12/2007, -2/+8tortillas... get it right
- joepaterno, on 10/12/2007, -12/+4This child is destined to like other men and live in his parents' basement.
- koolaiddude, on 10/12/2007, -5/+67Bill Gates: but if he could be turned to the dark side..
Paul Allen: yes, he would make a powerful ally...
Bill Gates: He will join us or die....- MOGua, on 10/12/2007, -7/+20Steve Jobs: I'm your father, I'm your father...
- Sonizel, on 10/12/2007, -4/+12woz: bill you must confront bill, only then a ceo will you become.
- cartwheels, on 10/12/2007, -7/+1Apple Fanboys on Digg: We got Death Star! We got Death Star! We got Death Star! We got Death Star!
- ScottWoodard, on 10/12/2007, -10/+2How long until this kid has lifetime sponsorship?
- sp1nm0nkey, on 10/12/2007, -14/+5If anyone is curious, it could be faked with an airbrush and a stencil shaped roughly like the apple logo.
- astrosmash, on 10/12/2007, -6/+15No it couldn't.
- sp1nm0nkey, on 10/12/2007, -10/+2Oh? Why not? There are tons of places where you can get airbrushed tattoos. You could mix up a light brown and then spray the apple logo with a slightly undersized stencil, feather the edges, and then darken some random parts similar to how you paint clouds. It's entirely possible. I'm not saying this is fake... but if someone wants to do something similar with an outline of tux or the Microsoft logo (heh... I know where I'd put that.)... well, there ya go.
- astrosmash, on 10/12/2007, -3/+12Nope.
- priceless721, on 10/12/2007, -6/+4i agree with astrosmash he has a valid argument and is making sp1nm0nkey look stupid with his amazing use of logic
honestly astrosmash's comments are very funny
- DeadKyle, on 10/12/2007, -4/+25omg apple is making babies now?
its white, has the logo, where's the scroll wheel?
does it play movies?
can i get one with my name etched in the back?
that must be the new iphone prototype.- DrGamez, on 10/12/2007, -2/+82Just wait a few months for the better black version.
(it'll run faster) - StarManta, on 10/12/2007, -3/+56(and have a bigger hard drive)
- DrGamez, on 10/12/2007, -2/+82Just wait a few months for the better black version.
- democracysucks, on 10/12/2007, -19/+15So...he's an overpriced, underperforming child?
At least he'll be popular with the Starbucks crowd. - Naga10, on 10/12/2007, -9/+2His parents better raise him a Mac user.
Or, it'd be like Star Wars and Vader.- irieKEN, on 10/12/2007, -4/+10You mean a Trekkie named Skywalker;)
- mark1372, on 10/12/2007, -2/+28Does he qualify for AppleCare?
- irieKEN, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18Only as long as he can still fit in the box:P
- da_bradler, on 10/12/2007, -2/+31in Canada we have free apple care for babies
- xister, on 10/12/2007, -8/+2Only if dad still has the original "box" he came out of... XD
- Shaggy3, on 10/12/2007, -7/+3If that was one of those evil music company's logos on him instead..
His parents would so be getting for reproduction of copyrighted material. - clickwir, on 10/12/2007, -8/+7poor kid. I'd have that removed asap.
- irieKEN, on 10/12/2007, -5/+21And have Tux the Penguin etched in its place?
- bennypowers, on 10/12/2007, -2/+8it's the apple corporate messiah!
- jcapogna, on 10/12/2007, -2/+15How long until Apple sues the family for copyright infringement?
- alephsmith, on 10/12/2007, -2/+24fanboi + fangurl = fanchild
He'll fit right in here. - Wintrmte, on 10/12/2007, -4/+13Right now, deep in the Apple skunk works, a team of lawyers are assembling to sue the living daylights out of this kid and the parents.
- truegodofwar, on 10/12/2007, -13/+3Cleary Faked. Photoshop 7.0 FTW!!
- tbryant87, on 10/12/2007, -5/+0What makes you think this?
- krutin, on 10/12/2007, -4/+0look at all the pictures. he took em from diff angle and zoom.
- andrewxps, on 10/12/2007, -4/+2Tittle??? lol sounds like the end of a baby cows utter....
Title.... gahhh... - apothekari, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3Hi I'm Buck Melanoma,
Uncle Maisey's wart...Uhh, ward. - aer0sense, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5I smell a copyright lawsuit...
- dys2k6, on 10/12/2007, -9/+1i thought child pr0n was illegal
- 6say6ten6, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9Aw man that lucky S.O.B, my son has a birthmark of a slug.......
- Doofy, on 10/12/2007, -2/+10...and the child of the prophecy shall be named....STEVE.
- Salmonized, on 10/12/2007, -4/+1Newton is more like it...he is iCon.....
- Jozer99, on 10/12/2007, -5/+3Thats gonna suck when Steve Jobs takes over the world and makes us all his bitches.
- burk3, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17this might have been said before, but does the apple glow when the kid is awake?
- Biznar, on 10/12/2007, -7/+2Big ***** deal
- Edger, on 10/12/2007, -6/+2whole
lee
***** - maestroh, on 10/12/2007, -14/+5mac users are getting so gay these days
- stalefries, on 10/12/2007, -2/+12If they were gay, how would they go about making babies with Apple logos?
- volcomguy32686, on 10/12/2007, -3/+5its the mark of the chosen one. i give my iLife to him. oh hail the savior.
- illyriah, on 10/12/2007, -4/+2Digging this up just for the "tittle"
- inobla, on 10/12/2007, -4/+8Poor kid is cursed to be inferior but still have a Napoleon complex.
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