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- z00k, on 10/12/2007, -12/+154Heh I heard about the anti-christ ... but an Anti-Windows child?
- Sagags, on 10/12/2007, -11/+143He is the chosen one!
- uberadam, on 10/12/2007, -6/+123The chosen one has arrived to lead his people.
- thebrokenlight, on 10/12/2007, -4/+120Sell it on eBay.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -10/+115from the comments:
Hackbart says:
iChild 1.0? - DrGamez, on 10/12/2007, -2/+82Just wait a few months for the better black version.
(it'll run faster) - astrosmash, on 10/12/2007, -4/+78We must all send Apple merchandise to the chosen one, until he is ready.
- unamas, on 10/12/2007, -5/+75could this be the one the prophecy spoke of?
- flamingmb, on 10/12/2007, -7/+76"Tittle speaks for its self..."
dont try to rephrase "tital says all", we are onto your *****. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -5/+67Bill Gates: but if he could be turned to the dark side..
Paul Allen: yes, he would make a powerful ally...
Bill Gates: He will join us or die.... - firepowered, on 10/12/2007, -3/+60*****. He's finally arrived.
- kevinmotel, on 10/12/2007, -5/+60Remove the Shone of Shame. Attach the Stone of Triumph!
- StarManta, on 10/12/2007, -3/+56(and have a bigger hard drive)
- killthemoles, on 10/12/2007, -1/+52He would have to take on linux!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZmJ63sHoKU - kace7, on 10/12/2007, -11/+59Just a tip: do not let micro$oft or B.G. find out where this baby is!!
- titlesaysitall, on 10/12/2007, -7/+49No variation of my name seems to fool anyone.
- jackal27, on 10/12/2007, -6/+44It's Apple's new product, the iBaby.
- CBTF, on 10/12/2007, -6/+42A future digg user, I see.
Ack.. I don't have the heart to troll ALL the time. How about a hug, guys? :(
PS, what's a tittle? Sounds like a boobie. - xenofiend, on 10/12/2007, -5/+40Yes, gifts of Ipods, myrrh, and Final-Cut Pro for the anointed one. Let Cyberspace receive her king.
- Gerolsteiner, on 10/12/2007, -1/+35@matthewaaron:
At the pearly gates:
St. Peter: well, matthew, I'm afraid you've died in your sleep from a heart attack
Matt: Huh? Video or it didn't happen. - BluSkreenOfDeth, on 10/12/2007, -3/+34Not if mine gets there first...
...if I had any kids...or was even married...or was even dating... - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -5/+35heaven forbid anyone on digg respects anothers religion, web browser, or operating system
- da_bradler, on 10/12/2007, -2/+31in Canada we have free apple care for babies
- raindogmx, on 10/12/2007, -2/+29Hope he get free Macs for life.
- AoiTakuma, on 10/12/2007, -1/+27even without the logo you could get at least a couple of thousand for a healthy white kid
- PatrickFisher, on 10/12/2007, -5/+31@killthemoles
I swear, that linux boy is a miniture eminem. - mark1372, on 10/12/2007, -2/+28Does he qualify for AppleCare?
- stlcadet11, on 10/12/2007, -1/+24iLife has a whole new meaning
- alephsmith, on 10/12/2007, -2/+24fanboi + fangurl = fanchild
He'll fit right in here. - DeadKyle, on 10/12/2007, -4/+25omg apple is making babies now?
its white, has the logo, where's the scroll wheel?
does it play movies?
can i get one with my name etched in the back?
that must be the new iphone prototype. - PatrickFisher, on 10/12/2007, -1/+22According to dictionary.com:
tit·tle
–noun 1. a dot or other small mark. . .
So, I guess the tittle does speak for itself... - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+23Next description fad: "Article says all"
- wingnut21, on 10/12/2007, -1/+21I'm not buying it. It doesn't have the capability to run iChat.
- zeebo, on 10/12/2007, -2/+20Would be pretty hard for him to be the reincarnation of Woz, as he's still alive and kicking last I knew.
- irieKEN, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18Only as long as he can still fit in the box:P
- irieKEN, on 10/12/2007, -5/+21And have Tux the Penguin etched in its place?
- scarper86, on 10/12/2007, -6/+22I had a Windows birthmark on my ass at the hospital but we crashed on the way home.
Kidding! It's a joke. I'm a Windows user.
Actually it was the Linux penguin but nobody wanted me. :) - burk3, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17this might have been said before, but does the apple glow when the kid is awake?
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -6/+21I want my future daughter to marry this kid...
- nukethewhales, on 10/12/2007, -15/+30It's official. Apple zealots are now as deluded as the people who see Jesus Christ in an oil stain.
- Daniel591992, on 10/12/2007, -3/+17COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!!
- astrosmash, on 10/12/2007, -5/+19Either that, or he's the reincarnation of Woz. Now we can only wait.
- jcapogna, on 10/12/2007, -2/+15How long until Apple sues the family for copyright infringement?
- MOGua, on 10/12/2007, -7/+20Steve Jobs: I'm your father, I'm your father...
- green1152, on 10/12/2007, -6/+18That kid's famous now.
- stalefries, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13Notice: Jokes about tittles, copyright, and religion are already taken. Be creative.
- PatrickFisher, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13It's the Mahdi! The iPods must flow...
- nickerbocker, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13It's the mark of the Anti-Gates!
- stalefries, on 10/12/2007, -2/+12If they were gay, how would they go about making babies with Apple logos?
- priceless721, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10somebody give absolute0 a macbook whos caps lock isn't stuck.
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