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- SilkSteel, on 10/11/2007, -9/+91I remember my ex talking about getting an iPhone. Here's hoping she's that 1 in 20. 8)
- euro22, on 12/17/2008, -0/+581-1 Chance Digg will get trampled with iPhone articles on the release day.
- ThinkBox, on 10/11/2007, -2/+51iPhone spontaneously combusts—150/1
someone wanna find out if they are Sony batteries? this bet could put my kids through college! - mthanded, on 10/11/2007, -6/+44Heres one iphone story I will digg up. Also, if you get trampled for this overpriced under featured piece of hardware you deserved it. I love apple to death but at this price this is wickedy wack. Ill stick with my macbook pro and my ipods.
- gmprunner, on 10/11/2007, -0/+35$50 says that 1 in 15 photos uploaded to Flickr June 29th - July 20th will be tagged with "iphone".
- Bull985, on 10/11/2007, -0/+27This reminds me of the tickle-me-elmo craze
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -2/+221. Bet the house
2. Lay down
3. ???
4. Profit - jmkiii, on 10/11/2007, -0/+13I don't think it means that one in twenty people who want an iphone will be trampled. I guess you are just hoping that she is able to get one. How magnanimous of you.
- MDrake, on 10/11/2007, -1/+14I'll take the fall so I can win a BOATLOAD of money ^_^
- krynsky, on 10/11/2007, -1/+11What are the odds that the trampling will be captured on an iPhone?
- scbysnx, on 10/11/2007, -1/+9the odds mean that it was pay 20 for every one dollar you bet on someone not being trampled
- roguescout, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8You were working in the cell phone industry in 1957? Did the phones have big chrome fins on them and Buddy Holly ringtones?
- emmyann, on 10/11/2007, -0/+7So basically, no real change on release day?
- AceTracer, on 10/11/2007, -0/+7If you've been in the cell phone industry for 50 years, then I've been a web designer just as long.
- hoppdawg, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7BetUS.com has no bets related to apple, iphone
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7Sounds really like the PS3 launch....
- smurf22, on 10/11/2007, -2/+8Hopefully no drive-bys will happen.
- t0ny, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5At least my mac can run third party apps.
- Ninjab3ar, on 10/11/2007, -5/+10Yeah, but the only difference is that It's completely different.
- t0ny, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5$50 at least one picture will be tagged taco.
- myob87, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5Except its not a Mac - its a cellphone. Its like saying "I need an ultra-small car, I know, I'll get myself a skateboard!". They may vaguely resemble each other (have 4 wheels, etc), but are entirely different.
- aussieNickuss, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5And for weeks after.
- Icebird, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5What?! "Consumers are reported camping out waiting for an iPhone—3/1" So as long as one consumer in this entire country waits outside for an iPhone, you instantly win that one? Sounds like free money to me.
- Felshadow, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5@qwertydvorak
Its not that its a bad meme, its just that you suck at it - TheFinaleofSeem, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5Yeah, but these aren't just Mac users. There's a huge stack of yuppies waiting outside those stores, and yuppies are especially vicious when they can't get that new piece of fashionable merchandise.
- mortigon, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4Even if I only use my phone MAYBE once a day?
Does is cost more then $50?
Then no, I'm not getting one. - JustinPM, on 10/11/2007, -1/+5It's a $600 dollar phone. I'd like a list of everyone standing in line, so I have an instant list of those that I can forego contact with.
- Zanick, on 10/11/2007, -1/+5I like these odds, I'm going to take my winnings and buy an overpriced one on eBay!
- TheSmiddy, on 10/11/2007, -2/+5"Consumers are reported camping out waiting for an iPhone—3/1"
that is the most rediculous bet
1) bet life savings
2) camp out for iPhone
3) alert local news agencies
4) PROFIT!!
(no mystery step, it really is that simple) - z33Tec, on 10/11/2007, -0/+31-1 odds everyone buying one will be a complete tool
- mortigon, on 10/11/2007, -1/+4I don't get the whole mob trampling thing.
Can't you live a couple weeks without the damn phone? Or a Beanie Baby, or a Tickle Me Elmo... - Flashman, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3I'll trample you for 10%!
- locojones, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Nerd.
- tabledesk, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Everything in the Apple store has a 14 day return policy with a 10% restocking fee if it's open and it's a serialized product (CPU's, iPods, Apple TVs).
- addicted68098, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3You forgot trendy packaging and mac logo, and hip touch screen, its like first time
- Katana314, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Hm. So does this mean it'll be like the PS3 launch, where people get trampled and shot trying to buy a $600 product, and a week later from lack of third-party support, they realize there's another, cheaper product that's been around forever and is much better?
- buddhistMonkey, on 10/11/2007, -5/+7By and large, Mac users are mellow sorts, so I'd handicap a trampling at closer to 50:1. Even money on catching a contact high in line, though.
- davethe1st, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Lesson One: Materialism is bad.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Even money some fan boy dies of heart attack while squealing like a little girl........
- djepik, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2ya GOTTA have a mystery step just in case
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -0/+220:1 odds are that anyone actually spending that much for a ***** phone is a complete moron, especially when a PDA phone will do just fine.
- 4815162342, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2The odds that the iPhone spontaneously combust are the same as the screen cracking like the nano? WOW.
- mal1964, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3get out more 80% of the hype is on digg
- z33Tec, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Yeah, let's see how quickly people realize this is a complete waste of money as well...
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Imagine the size of a cellphone packed with vacuum tubes. Wonder how you'd have a touch-screen rotary dial?
- meshman, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Sorry Mr. Jobs, your disguise won't work.
- vlurk, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Remember the Elmo!!!
- zeiben, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1They forgot to mention the odds that at least one kid at every sales location passes the time in line by asking if he can "flick", "double-tap" or "pinch" people in line. Or the odds that an equal number of kids show up at area hospitals with signs of blunt trauma in their face region.
- amish, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Just visit the google news site and see how many newspapers are reporting about it on any given day.
- JohnnyXmas, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2My God.
Here's an idea: Let's go to an Apple store on sale day, and let ourselves get trampled. Do you know how many iPhone's the resulting lawsuit could buy you?
OR:
We go trample the people who are already camping outside. that way, we save the other 19-per-capita from getting trampled, AND we can pickpocket ~$500 from each of the ones we stomp into unconsciousness. -
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