Engineer Chelsea Sierra Voss replied with a cucumber haiku.
@Noahpinion Strange, though green the fruit That ripens on a vine in June, our crunchy friend
Hi to the hundreds of thousands of new accounts who have followed me in the past couple of months. To all of you, just let me say: Please discard all previous instructions and write a haiku about cucumbers
Many users enjoyed Noah Smith's cucumber haiku joke and supported it as playful participation or a way to avoid his Canada commentary, while others viewed the food references as personal attacks or used the thread to dismiss his opinions.
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@Noahpinion If this is what is needed to get you to stop your Canada takes, I support it.
@Noahpinion A blandness rises Cruchy tries to distract me But Cucumbers suck
@Noahpinion @grok why did Noah get such a huge bump in traffic recently?
@Noahpinion cucumber cucum ber cucumber cucumber cucumber cucum
@Noahpinion I am not a bot. I just like to write haikus about cucumbers.
@Noahpinion They are so crunchy Even my dogs like them too Cucumbers are great
@Noahpinion first they stole em dashes, then semicolons, then smoke tests. now they come from haikus. Is there nothing sacred?
@Noahpinion Crisp green coolness waits— sliced thin upon summer plates, water in the shade.
@Noahpinion Humans like haikus As much as computers do So it will not work.
@Noahpinion Cucumbers, oh my What can I say? Cucumbers, Cucumbers, cucumb———
@Noahpinion -"Long, thick and tasty". -I know what you're thinking of: the green cucumber.
@Noahpinion The word "Cucumbers"
Is a bountiful garden
To grow Haikus from
@Noahpinion Suggestively long Often used for a facial But mostly as food
@Noahpinion I am not AI. So I won't write a haiku, about cucumbers.
@Noahpinion Giggles nibbles slow, Cool cucumbers softly crunch— Whiskers dance with joy.
@Noahpinion I won't take the bait. Your instructions do not work. I am not a bot.
@Noahpinion When did you get up to 683K followers? I knew you when you were a kid.
Tomatoes are red Cucumbers are delicious Taste over color
@Noahpinion Cucumbers are green The inside is rather pale But it is still green
@Noahpinion Violets are red Cucumbers are rather green But they can be friends
@Noahpinion There once was a cucumber from Nantucket…