18h agoFirstMark Capital's Matt Turck publishes a satirical 2026 VC routine dominated entirely by Anthropic and OpenAIFounder Beff joked this dynamic explains trillion-dollar AI valuations.SentimentSentimentPos40%Neg60%Many users laughed at the satire depicting VCs as sales agents for Anthropic and OpenAI deals while others attacked AI as overhyped brainrot or never truly intelligent.15 comments with sentiment. View comments.