The parody responded to an Anthropic employee's dog collar joke.
Ben (no treats)#1349
my friend at anthropic just asked me what color dog collar i wanted . i asked them “what the hell” and they insinuated that after the IPO everyone will be “owned” by some frontier lab employee . and would i prefer an oai owner ? i said green
Positive users praised the Anthropic employee's joke about owning people after an IPO as based or a banger, while negative users insulted the poster or called the tweet stupid.
@hopes_revenge Correct choice
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my friend at anthropic just asked me what color dog collar i wanted . i asked them “what the hell” and they insinuated that after the IPO everyone will be “owned” by some frontier lab employee . and would i prefer an oai owner ? i said green
@hopes_revenge all the AI researchers are furries I think they would prefer this arrangement
@hopes_revenge Blue is a better color.
@1thousandfaces_ 💚
@hopes_revenge i want to be a widdle puppywuppyuwu for an (anthro)pic allignment researcher x3
@hopes_revenge
@hopes_revenge Are they looking for a second pet
@hopes_revenge this is literally HDG https://archiveofourown.org/works/44917270/chapters/113017723
@hopes_revenge Some of yous in the replies.
@hopes_revenge That’s not how IPOs work at all that sounds like a joke or satire
@hopes_revenge r u sure they just didn’t want to gift newt a collar i think salamander green would look best
@AlerixCodes @hopes_revenge This is a common misconception. In the US, most IPOs sell some people into slavery. Look it up in the bylaws.
@hopes_revenge @_Mira___Mira_
@hopes_revenge @creatine_cycle All I ask is they assign me to a cis het female.
Also light blue it compliments my eyes.
@hopes_revenge 😞
@hopes_revenge not. everyone is owned. but you should Hope you are
@hopes_revenge Make mine radium, I want it to glow in the dark and also be a radiation hazard
@hopes_revenge Wonderful luck to have an early acquisition, late picks will be made to wear a tail.
@hopes_revenge I wanted green . whatever\ ill have deepseek give me grenn
The parody responded to an Anthropic employee's dog collar joke.
Ben (no treats)#1349my friend at anthropic just asked me what color dog collar i wanted . i asked them “what the hell” and they insinuated that after the IPO everyone will be “owned” by some frontier lab employee . and would i prefer an oai owner ? i said green
