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Entrepreneur Chris Bakke posts a satirical guide to acquiring SpaceX stock, mocking exclusive tech investment channels

The joke lists paths like a Chainsmokers investment vehicle.

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Chris Bakke@ChrisJBakke#1428inTech

How they acquired SpaceX stock:

As an LP in 2012; via Robinhood on opening day; through an SPV led by the Chainsmokers; as an employee

2:38 PM · Jun 11, 2026 · 28.5K Views
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Users reacted to a post on SpaceX stock buys via celebrity SPVs and Jenner by calling it a banger and rooting for a featured employee while one expressed strong disinterest in that employee's backstory.

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@ChrisJBakke Bloomberg looking like a guy who has 20% of the endowment in SpaceX

Chris Bakke@ChrisJBakke

How they acquired SpaceX stock:

As an LP in 2012; via Robinhood on opening day; through an SPV led by the Chainsmokers; as an employee

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JT@jiratickets

@ChrisJBakke banger

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Jameson Zaballos@JamesonZaballos

@ChrisJBakke Retail buying 0.0000001 shares in the 2nd row

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Rob Giani@robcgiani

@ChrisJBakke 😂

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Alex1238@gasparjayena

@ChrisJBakke Michael Bloomberg on the left is definitely thinking about how much liquidity he has locked up in that 2012 LP fund

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Denys Khomyn@denys_khomyn

@ChrisJBakke keep your stock private

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Adel Bucetta@adelbucetta

@ChrisJBakke they didn't have to worry about due diligence or valuations, just how much they could afford to lose. that's the benefit of being rich and having a high tolerance for risk.

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Matthew FF. Fredricks@FastFre63542824

@ChrisJBakke Finally! I don't know who he is but he looks like he fits the roll I hope he lasts. Lord knows what he has to deal with Good luck kid

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LabsandPlanes@LabsandPlanes

@ChrisJBakke Is anyone else NOT INTERESTED in the backstory of the 'employee' sitting next to Jenner? Who tf is he?!?!?

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