Two years ago the best virtual cell model was ridge regression and yesterday the best virtual cell model was ... ridge regression. But sure, throw a billion more parameters at the problem, no one is stopping you.
18 months after posting this tweet, the AI for science commentariat is still proclaiming the death of single-cell scaling laws on the basis of... {checks notes}... a model sweep ranging from 1 million to a whopping 10 million parameters. (but unlike 18 months ago, these proclamations now come wrapped in premium AI-written slop, giving them a glittering verisimilitude of rigor) left as an exercise for the reader: generalize from this example to a meta-update about how epistemically adversarial the scientific environment we're operating in is (for extra credit, partial out the effects of mood affiliation and status deferral)




