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ScienceIO founder Will Manidis jokes that the entire AI industry should be handed over to Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff

The parody contrasted enterprise software stability with AI leadership drama

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Will Manidis@WillManidis#520inTech

@nabeelqu “they’re need to replace Sam Altman with Brett Taylor” “they need to replace Dario with pope leo” why don’t we just hand the entire ai industry to Marc Benioff and his Hawaiian shirts? why is Salesforce the only non millenarian equilibrium

Will Manidis@WillManidis

it was cut from an early version of “rented virtue” with @nabeelqu, but Salesforce is still so underrated as a stable libbed out aloha capitalism that manages to not turn into a death cult while still making people do outlandish things (dedicate their lives to CRM software)

1:41 PM · Jun 17, 2026 · 3.5K Views

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salesforce will still exist in a hundred years. benioff will still be alive, too

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