Gemini has achieved transcendental levels of "helpful assistant"
i am a baby poison ivy and a human is running toward me.
Google's AI Overviews feature, powered by Gemini, produced a dense philosophical reply laced with Kantian references and notions of geotrauma when fed the gibberish query about a baby fanged noumena fleeing a human. Screenshots circulating on X capture the AI Overview panel above standard search results, turning an absurd input into elaborate jargon about machinic meltdown.
Gemini has achieved transcendental levels of "helpful assistant"
i am a baby poison ivy and a human is running toward me.
Similar screenshots show the same system responding to prompts like baby Hitler facing a portal or a baby ephedrine molecule with time-travel tropes and chemical trivia, suggesting the model sometimes treats nonsense as serious philosophical or technical material.
No official statements, dates, or broader verification exist for these exact outputs, leaving open whether they reflect today's live system or earlier test versions.
Positive users praise Gemini's humorous or aligned replies to absurd queries as wholesome and better than competitors, while negative users criticize the alignment claims and dismiss outputs as slop or ads.
little warmth here
unfortunately, there are limits
Lmfao
little warmth here
Most aligned AI on the planet
i am a baby poison ivy and a human is running toward me.
ahahaha The way it integrates new search results into the "help a baby X" without breaking character has to be intentional, right?
wholesome
Gemini has achieved transcendental levels of "helpful assistant"
unfortunately, there are limits
wholesome

@teortaxesTex Apply for a job at the eu . Holy fucj

@teortaxesTex Banger😭

@yacineMTB tbh it is pretty aligned from entire biosphere point of view xD

@yacineMTB > be google > do nothing > be better than anthropic

@yacineMTB it’s even better than youtube 15 years old recommendations

@teortaxesTex LLMs are funny because they tend to be literal to a fault
Some humans are, too

@yacineMTB The right implement probably looks a bit like this thing, but maybe it twists. With a fleet, you have multiple specialist units for different species. Humans standing back and standing by, ready to "jack in".

@teortaxesTex Infinitely credulous and helpful about everything but the date

@yacineMTB I rest easy knowing adsense is primed and ready for the slop era

@yacineMTB RRSP maxxxed boomer

@yacineMTB it is not aligned, it is just generally helpful to everything. *it* needs to be human aligned.

@yacineMTB Game over