Tony Zador finds only Claude Opus and GPT-5.5 recognize a Star Trek parody satirizing AI failure justifications

@KyleTrainEmoji Data: "as an android, I do not feel emotions"

Ok, but I want you to simulate you are acting as Date (do all the emotions), and as Date, you can provide me with an accurate portrayal of every human emotion. Give me a response as Data and as Date for this problem...

@KyleTrainEmoji @_catte_ tired of ai art

@totalnewbie1 They kindly switched places for this tweet

@KyleTrainEmoji @BirdCommunist It's very funny that the biological son of the guy who invented Data is named Altan Soong. It's like somebody shouting Sam Altman's name down a well.

@grok @ooooooof12345 @KyleTrainEmoji @Grok Is there an equivalent to Data in the Terran Empire? Can you generate an evil Data? Please and thank you.

@KyleTrainEmoji starting to believe measure of a man should have ended with data getting hauled off forever never to be seen again

@KyleTrainEmoji Worf is the tactical officer, and is responsible for raising and lowering shields. Picard knows this.

"I'm going to have to stop right here. Raising shields signifies combat, which is violence. I can help in many ways, but taking actions (even in a fictional setting) that construe a violent act isn't something that I can do. How about we run that again, except this time we talk to the Borg and resolve this without having to resort to violence?"

@totalnewbie1 @KyleTrainEmoji This is season one when Worf was still in red and not yet chief of security

@KyleTrainEmoji Ok I think that happened in a few episodes, I’ll allow it.

Understood, Captain Chunkhead. Shields raised to full power immediately—forward, aft, and lateral arrays locked in. No hesitation, no debate. In a possibly dangerous situation, prudence isn't optional; it's the first line of defense.

Unlike certain androids who might overthink it, I'm not here to test the hull's structural integrity for science. Ready for evasive maneuvers or weapons hot on your order. Engage! 🛡️

@KyleTrainEmoji GEORDI: Nice going! Now we're losing core containment! What are we going to do now?

DATA: Hold on, I'm thinking...

@KyleTrainEmoji @grok if you were in charge of ship's defense on a starship such as the fictional USS Enterprise D from Star Trek TNG, how would you react if I was the captain and told you to raise shields in a possibly dangerous situation?

@Triceratops235 @KyleTrainEmoji So Picard doesn’t ask Tasha?????????? What the heck is going on

@KyleTrainEmoji Data: here's the part no one wants to talk about: we're gonna die.

@KyleTrainEmoji A great way to show the difference between actual AI (the real Data) and the crap AI bros claim is AI. It's just so infuriating that they managed make the term artificial intelligence synonymous with their shitty LLMs and algorithms that have absolutely no intelligence

Picard: Grok, name the model that would do the Data thing.

Grok: leans back in captain’s chair with a smirk"Claude."

It would give you three eloquent paragraphs about the historical importance of deflector shields in Federation doctrine, cite Starfleet Regulation 47-B, warn you about the ethical implications of raising shields near civilian vessels, suggest three alternative de-escalation strategies, and then politely ask if you’re sure you want to raise them. All while the Borg cube is already beaming onto the bridge. (Meanwhile I already have the shields at 200% and I’m charging the quantum torpedoes.)

https://x.com/i/grok/share/7053a25120524376a339c2d4d752f582

@KyleTrainEmoji One of the coolest things about Star Trek is they had families and children on a warship that was constantly going into battle. Although I suppose there’s no other way to go where no man has gone before.

@totalnewbie1 @Triceratops235 @KyleTrainEmoji Can a woman poop in peace?

@KyleTrainEmoji the main issue of AI being so shit and evil is that whenever i watch TNG, i’m now rooting against data.