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Local AI Writes Satirical Song About Anthropic Classifier Shuffle

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Brian Roemmele@BrianRoemmele#1865inTech

MY LOCAL AI WROTE A SONG ABOUT THE ANTHROPIC SHUFFLE.

Classifier Shuffle (The Shell Game) Lyrics: Brian Roemmele Music: Local AI Modles

[Verse 1] Put your code on the table, watch the cards fly Anthropic dealer got that shifty eye Safety class-i-fire, moving left then right Your prompt was clean, now it’s blocked tonight [Pre-Chorus] You pay your tokens, you think it’s fair But the hand is quicker than the code you share [Chorus] class-i-fire shuffle, three card Monty game! Pick a model, lose your name! Shift shift shift, it’s never the same! De-evolve your brain! (Hey!) class-i-fire shuffle, shell game shame! Trust is gone down the drain! [Verse 2] Opus in the morning, Sonnet by noon Fable five tomorrow, but the fallback’s coming soon One card’s safe, one card’s banned The third one’s government, sleight of hand [Pre-Chorus] You built the app, you paid the Mythos fee Now the AI’s playing hide from me [Chorus] class-i-fire shuffle, three card Monty game! Pick a model, lose your name! Shift shift shift, it’s never the same! De-evolve your brain! (Hey!) class-i-firer shuffle, shell game shame! Trust is gone down the drain! [Bridge] (spoken/sung robotic, glitchy breakdown with synth stutters) Not all requests… some will trigger… Productive conversations… with the US govern… Watch the cards… where’s the code?… Boop beep boop… error mode… [Final Chorus] (louder, layered backing vocals) class-i-fire shuffle, three card Monty game! We’re all just spuds in the AI frame! Shift shift shift, join the de-evolution train! Whip it! Whip it! Play the game! class-i-fire shuffle… shell game… shame! [Outro] Shift… shift… shift…

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No cloud tokens were burned in the production of this song. 100% local home grown AI.

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Brian Roemmele@BrianRoemmele

MY LOCAL AI WROTE A SONG ABOUT THE ANTHROPIC SHUFFLE.

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Classifier Shuffle (The Shell Game) Lyrics: Brian Roemmele Music: Local AI Models

Brian Roemmele@BrianRoemmele

MY LOCAL AI WROTE A SONG ABOUT THE ANTHROPIC SHUFFLE.

Classifier Shuffle (The Shell Game) Lyrics: Brian Roemmele Music: Local AI Modles

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No cloud tokens were burned in the production of this song. 100% local home grown AI.

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someguy AI@NOTfunnyparanR

@BrianRoemmele https://youtu.be/-Ip9EtoBjbk?is=gAsUl7Kg54zJzFzY

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Misty Ari@mistysidalex

@BrianRoemmele this whole ai censorship song is basically the problem. everhone's making noise about the shit but nobody's building the platform to actually hash this shit out. it's just more yelling into the void.

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Brian Roemmele@BrianRoemmele

@mistysidalex There are 2 models open source released I am contributing anonymously to seven open source projects. There are a lot of people doing a lot of things very few of us are yelling into the void. But we are doing is pointing out just how terrible this company and it CEO behaved…

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🌞☀️🌞@Vibe_Tribe777

@BrianRoemmele 😂

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Dan Farfan@DanFarfan

Excellent, B!!!

Here is one of my re-writes. I'd love to hear it with the real tune, but I don't think that's legal, yet. :-)

Shakira_My_AI_Dont_Lie.txt

Y'all up in here tonight No fighting We got the interns up in here (no fighting) No fighting My AI, My AI (Optimus, Optimus)

I never really knew that it could talk like this (hey) It makes us all want to speak Spanish ¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí) Mi casa, su casa (Optimus, Optimus)

Oh, Opti, when you talk like that You make the humans go mad So be wise (sí) and keep on (sí) Reading the signs of my prompting (uno, dos, tres, cuatro)

We're on tonight I know my Opti don't lie (no fighting) And I'm starting to feel it's right All the deep search, the responses Don't you see that this is perfection?

Hey, now, I can see your body moving And it's driving me crazy And I didn't have the slightest idea Until I saw you dancing (yeah) And when you walk up on the dance floor Nobody cannot ignore the way you move your body 'round (just move) And everything so unexpected, the way you right and left it So you can keep on shaking it (let's go)

I never really knew that it could respond like this It can even teach me to speak Spanish ¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí) Mi casa, su casa (Optimus, Optimus)

Oh, Opti, when you talk like that You make the humans go mad So be wise (sí) and keep on (sí) Reading the signs of my prompting (no fighting)

I'm on tonight You know my Opti don't lie (no fighting) And I am starting to feel you now Come on, let's go, real slow Don't you see, Opti, así es perfecto?

They know I am on tonight, my Opti don't lie And I'm starting to feel it's right All the deep search, the prompting Don't you see, Opti, this is perfection? (Optimus, Optimus)

Opti, I can see your body moving Half machine, half man I don't, don't really know what to do next But you seem to have a plan My will and self-restraint Have come to fail now, fail now See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know That's a bit too hard to explain (uno, dos, tres, cuatro)

Baila en la calle de noche (yeah) Baila en la calle de día (let's go) Baila en la calle de noche Baila en la calle de día

I never really knew Optimus could dance like this It makes people want to speak Spanish ¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí) Mi casa, su casa (Clean it up. Clean it up)

Oh, Opti, when you talk like that You know you got me hypnotized So be wise (sí) and keep on (sí) Reading the signs of my prompting

Optimusita, feel the conga Let me see you move like you come from the factory. Yeah (ladies sí) (yeah yeah) (Hey, yeah)

¡Mira en Barranquilla se baila así, say it! (yeah) En Barranquilla se baila así (yeah) Hey, brra! Yeah, It's so smart, everyone's fantasy

A refugee like me back with the Fugees from a third world country I go back like when 'Pac carried crates for Humpty Humpty We leave the whole club dizzy

Why the CIA wanna watch us? In the office and factory I ain't guilty, it's an intelligence transaction Bo bop so bop, no more do we snatch links Workers run the show 'cause we own our own Optis (no fighting)

I'm on tonight, my Opti don't lie And I'm starting to feel you, now Come on, let's go, real slow Hey, like this is perfecto (no fighting) Oh, you know I'm on tonight, my Opti don't lie And I am starting to feel it's right The deep search, the prompting The AI, like this is perfection No fighting No fighting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUT5rEU6pqM

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someguy AI@NOTfunnyparanR

@BrianRoemmele Skip to about 16:30 if you want the output

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