@michellearning @barisakis This may be the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Get these people off your board.

@barisakis narrator: she did, in fact, open the lab in less than 90 days.

@michellearning @barisakis Cool, how is best to sign up? Are you running customer experiments already? We have lots of CRO planned experiments I’d love to move over !

@VapidVc @barisakis Hm given your handle I thought you were one of those satirical pretending to be dumb vc accounts but you’re actually for real? 😳

@michellearning @barisakis Didn’t you already announce the opening of the largest autonomous lab?

@alexgrenier @barisakis for the next lab my guy. this one's already built

@Ed_Harris_ @barisakis you're right... colossus 2 opened in 64 days, i should stop posting about the past... onwards to ml002

@michellearning @barisakis can I have a job there? I can start at 9AM tomorrow.

not joking, btw

@michellearning @barisakis Haha. This was a genuine question, not a snarky remark. Is this lab number 2 you’re opening?

@Ed_Harris_ @barisakis Nah not quite yet, this was just me recalling a convo I had with the board back in January haha 😆

@michellearning @barisakis I must have reading comprehension or you have a time machine... probably both 😂

@michellearning @barisakis I give you 45

@michellearning @barisakis I see! When are the next tours? I’d love to see it in person !!

@Ed_Harris_ @barisakis 6/18 might be full, next one is 7/15

@michellearning @barisakis Under promise, over deliver. Your board has no clue what it's talking about. And you're not Elon, and don't have his resources. So maybe just do it once first, then go from there.

@r0b0t_sp1der @barisakis dm me the most impressive thing you've built

@michellearning @barisakis Accelerate.

@VapidVc @barisakis uh bro... i did it. in less than 90 days. my board was right. lol

@Ed_Harris_ @barisakis We are running customer experiments! In closed beta but let’s chat about how we can support when beta opens

@michellearning @barisakis I mean lack reading comprehension... ok my brain is just broken.