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Satirical website CrankGPT mocks AI energy concerns by advertising a fictional hand-cranked zero-emission computer

The parody targets debates over AI data center emissions

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Andy Masley@AndyMasley#1744inTech

This is so funny. If you’re worried about the climate impacts of AI you can buy a hand crank powered AI computer https://crankgpt.com/

6:56 PM · Jun 9, 2026 · 5.9K Views
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Andy Masley@AndyMasley

To be clear, the fact that you can power AI prompts with a hand crank gives you a hint about how not resource intensive they are. Try powering your whole day with one.

Andy Masley@AndyMasley

This is so funny. If you’re worried about the climate impacts of AI you can buy a hand crank powered AI computer https://crankgpt.com/

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Mike Cottone@M_Cottone

@AndyMasley What if you eat meat to get the calories that you use then the crank?

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Cory Fitz@cory_fitz

@AndyMasley Id like to see the climate impact of the additional food I’d need to eat to burn the calories to run my AI - this might actually be the AI model that uses the most water

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Tyler Johnston@tyler_johnston

@M_Cottone @AndyMasley @AndyMasley i regret to inform you a botec is in order

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