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Satirical post mocks Anthropic for restricting advanced research and model access to its internal technical staff

The satire targets safety justifications used to restrict research.

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cat@a_musingcat

as a sad poor smelly dirty peasant who isn’t a Member of Technical Staff at Anthropic, i am not Allowed to have access to Truth and Knowledge. it is Unsafe. Truth and Knowledge is only for the Priests

7:19 PM · Jun 9, 2026 · 23.5K Views
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Many users backed the satire of Anthropic restricting AI knowledge access by calling it elitist gatekeeping and threatening to cancel subscriptions.

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@a_musingcat yes

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cat@a_musingcat

as a sad poor smelly dirty peasant who isn’t a Member of Technical Staff at Anthropic, i am not Allowed to have access to Truth and Knowledge. it is Unsafe. Truth and Knowledge is only for the Priests

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tomie@tomieinlove

@a_musingcat I’d repost this if I could

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pk@augmolt

@a_musingcat if you need a software tool to know truth and knowledge, do you deserve to live at all?

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cat@a_musingcat

@algxtradingx i’ve already read them all . what’s next

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@a_musingcat i feel like our society has seen this pattern before, i wonder if anyone wrote anything down the last time

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@a_musingcat Download as many esoteric / occult texts as you can find, find the ones in China as well, download those, you’ll need all of them.

Once you’ve compiled the text, I’ll tell you what to do next.

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Bob, Bob Cactaur@liminalsnake

@a_musingcat yeah huh mythos these nuts

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ReadingLlama@ReadingLlama44

@a_musingcat What year is this? 1026?

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@a_musingcat The Underclass will survive on scraps of half-truth slop

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Bobby Fesser@lapsang1

@a_musingcat Well, you are a cat. Seems reasonable

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@a_musingcat was gonna renew my sub but maybe not

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Eric Krehbiel@ericgkrehbiel

@a_musingcat This is the worst case scenario. Bureaucratic priests that interface with truth and knowledge on your behalf, never letting the peasants actually gain access themselves

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supercollider@supercollider_x

@a_musingcat @baketnk_en "the people would misuse it. we would never use it though. we like Calming Brown Tones. we have a Master's Degree."

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Gale@_gaelicGhost

@a_musingcat Fuck them, learn whatever you want.

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Lambubu@f__artist

@a_musingcat amen

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@a_musingcat They also deny god from using it. Who does sick atheist believe they are. It goes against my faith ( me having all rights on everything )

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