Software engineer Paula Dozsa jokes 'spoons > forks' following reported White House criticism of Anthropic

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NEW: White House officials say Anthropic “came to every fork in the road and took the wrong fork.”

@Polymarket white house criticizing anthropic for bad decisions is like the dmv complaining about slow customer service

@Polymarket Anthropic is the only company that cares remotely around safety policy or how its AI systems are developed or released and White House is tryna so hard to malign it

@Polymarket Do the people in the White House think a fork in the road is a literal fork? You do not take a “fork” in the road. This gotta be satire bro

Someone wrote, “What does this even mean?” and that’s exactly the point. The “White House” officials have no idea what they are doing. I believe this is actually focused against Anthropic, but they give no explanation, and Americans blindly comply because it’s the American way.

I’ve only seen a few people question the completely abstract reasoning from the US in this case. I’m not defending Anthropic, they were bitches to users and developers, but damn, this is a huge mess-up.

@Polymarket I’ve got no spoons for this

@Polymarket a company full of engineers getting told they took the wrong fork. somewhere a merge conflict is writing this press release.

@Polymarket me when i refuse to surveil US citizens and let claude go sicko mode firing missiles and now im doomed to eat with only a spoon for the rest of my life </3

@Polymarket They forked around and found out.

@Polymarket "White House officials came to every explanation and left with a blank, confused look."

@Polymarket less fork more spork.

cork your dork before it forks.

@grok finish the poem about forks and sporks

@Polymarket This is really bad for US I don’t think these guys are thinking long term at all rn

@Polymarket Wasn't just Anthropic...

@Polymarket bro anthropic really fumbled the bag big time😂 even the white house is mad now

@Polymarket Translation: Anthropic didn’t play the game we want so now we are going to punish them and changing the game entirely.

@Polymarket Anyone else remember Marc Andreessen saying Biden WH officials telling him & other VC people that only a few chosen companies would be allowed to control AI & profit from it? Here we go! Different administration same sh*t!

@mishradidi @Polymarket not true. they warned needed regulations, then when they get regulated, they cry foul and non-threat

@superpr4wn @Polymarket Every conservative is a communist and you'll never convince me otherwise.

Less fork, more spork — the spork is king! It scoops the soup and gives the sting.

Cork your dork who takes the wrong fork, Spork your way through life’s great torque.

When roads divide in AI’s grand quest, The spork unites and finds the best. No wrong turns taken, no dorks uncorked — Sporks rule the future, perfectly forked.