Robinhood Serves as Trustee for Trump Accounts

this is impossibly tacky

@moose_antler i guess its better than a draftkings trusteeship

@eigenrobot what's the scam? im totally willing to believe there's a scam, but Robinhood for low cost ETFs seems fine

@eigenrobot functional thobeit, which is more than you can say for tech rollouts from other administrations

@eigenrobot People kept pushing me to get into this it's free money they said I worship God, i have sufficient for my needs

@eigenrobot Solar flare comin' when?

@ThePurpIeKnight heh real

@eigenrobot It’s kinda ridiculous that it isn’t even rolled out yet.

@eigenrobot You don't like GOLD

@eigenrobot Yeah this really pains me about the new accounts It's just an IRA but you have to sign up via some gov site and *then* they hand you off to an actual bank

@eigenrobot I use robinhood, they keep giving me free money

@eigenrobot pronounced "shi-*Þolls*", stress on the second syllable

@eigenrobot graphic design is his passion

@eigenrobot trump nft vibe.. i mean... shoes... watches

@eigenrobot Hope it’s not exploitable like ppp loans and we see a bunch of Trump account withdrawals for baby Freemoney Yo

@eigenrobot wait, trump has tacky aesthetics?

@SaltierSauceAL @eigenrobot Think rn actually I think the aurora is out tonight

@eigenrobot I filled the website one out first and then the app, since the app would’ve needed the ID ME stuff anyways. Just weird that they’ve been unclear on the rollout.

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@plasmarob @eigenrobot It comes out of your taxes regardless of if you claim it.