@goofygooberForgive me, Lord, for I have sinned
Last night, I pounded 17 sundaes, goofed a little too hard, and blew so many bubbles my lips were chapped. I then proceeded to pass out in someone's car and woke up in a puddle of my own vomit.
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@ViMy sin
I once, with malice of forethought, returned a rented VHS tape, and did not rewind it first. It haunts me.
@tootCoveting my neighbor’s neighbor’s wife (my wife) because she’s got that dump truck
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