Struggling Winter Olympics Minnow Nation Surprises With First Gold Medal

A fairytale story that brings glory and excitment to a struggling nation not accustomed to winning on the world stage.

Sex Offender Goes Door to Door Informing Neighborhood This an ICE Raid

King Charles Cancels US Visit and Will Send Andrew Instead

Charles gave no reason for the abrupt cancellation, saying only that Andrew was a “better fit” for a visit to Donald J. Trump.

Bloke Who Lives Between Bali And Dubai Because Australia Has Gone To Shit Left Angered By Nation's Lack Of Enthusiasm For Australia Day

"No wonder everyone is leaving" says Wyatt, who has spent the last ten years attempting to be an entreprenuer and blames his repeated business failures on Australia being a socialist country run by feminists.

Report: Japan The Thinking Man's Bali

This satirical article jokes about how Japan is becoming the preferred travel destination for 'thinking men' over Bali, highlighting the rich culture, cuisine, and anime that attract the readers.

Chill Ways to Just Sort of Live with It

This satirical article jokes about the absurdity of coping with severe trauma by ignoring it and pretending everything is fine.

NATO Sprays Antipsychotic Medication in Airspace Over White House

This satirical article jokes about NATO spraying antipsychotic medication in the airspace over the White House in response to a perceived cry for help from the U.S. President.

I Am a Disappointed Zohran Mamdani Voter Who Was Told New York Would Descend into Chaos

This satirical article from McSweeney’s Internet Tendency humorously critiques the exaggerated fears and misinformation spread by opponents of Zohran Mamdani, a mayoral candidate in New York. The author, posing as a disappointed voter, highlights the absurdity of the dire predictions about New York descending into chaos under Mamdani's administration, which have not materialized.

Syrian Government Resisting Israeli Occupation with More Price Hikes

The Syrian government has reportedly implemented a plan to resist Israeli occupation by increasing the cost of goods for Israeli soldiers. Snack, coffee, and tea stalls have been established in areas frequented by Israeli army patrols, making incursions more expensive. A group of trained General Security recruits manage these stalls, offering goods at inflated prices while claiming to sell at a loss. Military analysts suggest that stopping this plan may be difficult, as soldiers may be tempted by the snacks. The Syrian government has not confirmed or denied the plan.