He Really Is The Blurst 💯

Whenever I find a new one of these online, I collect them because they're fun - my brain's way of kicking sand at the religious machinery that tried controlling me and failed...plus, it's using tracts from the American White Jesus archetype - which is ridiculous enough already

I think it also works as anti-Footsteps by taking the "He's with you every step of the way" and swapping it for "He's the jackass that's every stumbling block in your way"

And I think, lastly, it's a rebuke of the artist himself - Larry Van Pelt - since these tracts in their original form are a prime example of American denominations using the works of anyone with the slightest bit of talent to bring in more tithing payers or collection plate givers