Jeep

Features:

Steel Plate bumper-Fender benders are no problem, just hammer it back into shape

Easily swappable engine-One engine for emissions testing and another for driving around

Inner tubes-Floats in a pinch

Fix or Repair Daily-Plenty of practise fixing cars

No turning signals-Who else cares where you turn?

No doors-Never get locked out

No seatbelts and no seats in the back-Seats as many as you can fit in

Best of all: Standard Transmission-Thieves can't steal your car (they still can wreck your transmission) (unless they know how to drive standard)