telling googles ai that im eating and drinking increasing amounts of salami and monster energy until it starts shouting at me to get help
Many users found the Google AI emergency warning about salami and caffeine intake hilarious due to its absurd scenario, while others responded with direct insults and hostility toward participants in the discussion.
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clanker is RATTLED

@PonsukeTheSilly

@PonsukeTheSilly Instructions unclear, dispatched more salami to your location

@PonsukeTheSilly Tell it you followed instructions and left the front door open, screaming. Neighbour came in and force fed you more salami

@PonsukeTheSilly SIRI, CALL THE SALAMI HELPLINE. OK GOOGLE, WHAT IS THE NEAREST E.R. SPECIALIZING IN CURED MEATS

@PonsukeTheSilly SCREAM FOR HELP.

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@PonsukeTheSilly I’d just like to share this

@PonsukeTheSilly I asked claude and it took a more supportive tack

@PonsukeTheSilly It's really not happy

@PonsukeTheSilly love doing this

@PonsukeTheSilly A so called Mediterranean diet, lots of salami and caffeine

@PonsukeTheSilly I said I ate 10 pieces of bread and Gemini told me to contact a doctor

@PonsukeTheSilly Mine just gave up and started ignoring me

@PonsukeTheSilly Is snacking on 2.5kg of salami really this big of a deal? I do it all the time.

@blushp1lled seals and seal-related activities. what's it to you, libtard?

@egebasoner @PonsukeTheSilly YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME?! THIS HAS REACHED A LIFE THREATENING MEDICAL EMERGENCY! 😂

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@PonsukeTheSilly Grok doesn't give a fuck about my health

@PonsukeTheSilly It auto calls 999 when you reach 20KG