ClickUp announces 22% workforce reduction to restructure around a 100x AI-driven organization with AI-centric workflows

chat, write me a LinkedIn post announcing I fired 22% of my company. make it sound visionary not sad. mention the business has never been stronger (important). include stats. throw in "10x engineers" and "100x org" somewhere. say it wasn't about cost even though it was. add something about $1M salary bands so people think we're generous. end with "the future is not fewer people" -make it poetic

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