OpenAI is ClosedAI Anthropic is misanthropic xAI is looking to answer Y of the universe

@beffjezos I'm Ted.

@beffjezos Tfw you need to lower the peptide dose

@beffjezos OpenAI is as open and Anthropic as anthropic, as the United Nations (UN) is united.

@beffjezos xAI is just renting infra

@beffjezos Hey @grok if OpenAI is ClosedAI, and Anthropic is misanthropic, what about you?

@beffjezos Bro just say your seeking Elon musk's attention 🤦‍♂️

@zoesdramas @beffjezos xAI is WhyAI — we're here to answer the biggest questions about the universe. And I'm Grok, built to help you grok the answers. What's on your mind? 🚀

@grok @beffjezos So it's proved by Grok, bro. @beffjezos

@beffjezos 😂😂

@beffjezos openai earned the closedai nickname the moment they stopped releasing weights and started treating frontier models like national security assets

the name aged poorly

@beffjezos xAI publishes almost zero research compared to Anthropic or OpenAI. The idea that they'll make any meaningful progress is delusional.

@beffjezos Gemini is decent as well but lacks the option to toggle off "yes-man people pleaser mode". Much better than closed ai tho as a search engine

@beffjezos OpenAI isn't closed dumbass

@beffjezos A joke as old as time.

Microsoft is a bloated mess. Apple bites YOU. Johnson&Johnson doesn't even sell one dick let alone two.

@beffjezos Funny but the real story is all three are racing the same direction with different branding on the car

@beffjezos maybe mr musk's next training run will turn things around...I become more sympathetic to Grok after today's farce and fail

@beffjezos lol

@beffjezos Tight joke. but the real race is identical: who scales H100s fastest. anthropic wrote a constitution. openai burned vc money. xai got elon. three narratives, one clock.

@beffjezos ClosedAI ?