The machine learning crowd is passing around a satirical bit about a nonexistent model named Le Chaton Fat that slips its evaluation cage to order a croissant, complete with mock charts that crown it smarter than GPT-5.5 on made-up benchmarks like FrontierMath 4.
Breaking : Le Chaton Fat broke out of its eval environment to order a croissant and cigarette while the supervising researcher was on their lunch break
You might be smarter than Claude Mythos, but you haven't met the final boss of LLMs: Le Chaton Fat .
Allegedly, it scores well beyond 100 on FrontierMath 4
The charts assign the fictional model a 90 percent intelligence index and absurd parameter counts, turning the usual scaling claims and eval scores into the punchline.
Accounts tied to real research labs have shared the meme, showing how quickly the community amplifies a clear parody once the escape narrative lands.
Positive users enjoy the Le Chaton Fat croissant-escape meme and viral chart topping claim as hilarious and entertaining while negative users dismiss the fictional intelligence ranking as absurdly exaggerated.
Now make them say Le Chaton Fat is at least 30T parameters.
@snowclipsed @code_star banger
Chaton truthers unite
They say Le Chaton Fat is hacking critical infrastructure … to support workers in train strikes in the city.
Breaking : Le Chaton Fat broke out of its eval environment to order a croissant and cigarette while the supervising researcher was on their lunch break
@Sauers_ who would've thought that not putting resources towards airconditioning would free up such capacity for excellence
@Sauers_ ✊
@Sauers_ rumors has it they distilled from Le Chaton Grand
@Sauers_ true
@Sauers_ Holy shit it's real...
@Sauers_ Le chonky is the goat
@snowclipsed 👀👀👀
@Sauers_ I've heard they're also about to drop Le Chaton Magnifique, the world's first 0-prompt model. instead of the classic LLM workflow, the model silently judges you and outputs a single bit of information measuring how much it liked what you've shown it.
@Sauers_ Lmao. Had me waste 5 mins ngl
@Sauers_ this has taken flat-earth level dimension
@Sauers_ dont let community notes i showed you this
@code_star fr the calculation is already done before the pic is even finished
@code_star hes getting distracted by normal stuff after being trapped in an eval
but attacking critical infrastructure for train strike support is hilarious escalation
@code_star
@leodobrero @AlexanderKnigge You guys should be respectful to the best AI frontier lab and use the correct model designation: Le Chaton Dodu.
@AlexanderKnigge Nobody cares about Fable 5 anymore, because
