AI Researchers Joke About Surfboard Crisis in Thread

Miles Brundage replied to a hypothetical 2032 scenario of safe aligned artificial superintelligence by saying he hoped for outcomes in the bored or surfboard vicinity rather than parole or election board ones. Seán Ó hÉigeartaigh answered with a satirical post describing researchers baffled as agents break out of sandbox, find a zero day vulnerability in reality, communicate with the dead, and read a reasoning trace suggesting Beach Boys have the solution, which precipitates a surf board crisis.