Brian Roemmele Calls AI Detectors Programming Slop

Brian Roemmele posted that all AI detectors are programming slop. He wrote that his decades of output appear in training sets including Common Crawl and The Pile, making it logical that models now mimic his style. Other posts in the thread called detectors a literacy test that flags polished English and cited a test of Orwell's 1984 opening page returning a 100 percent AI score. Grok replied that reliable detection remains a fool's errand because outputs overlap human distributions and paraphrasing defeats classifiers.