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Finite-Dimensional Fairness Cannot Certify Distributional Equality

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Finite-dimensional fairness is impossible: no finite checklist of linear mean-fairness criteria can certify that two groups are distributionally identical. You Gotta Catch 'Em All, alas the Pokémon theorem says that you can't.

6:30 PM · May 26, 2026 View on X

The setup. Kleinberg et al. 2017 (KMR), Chouldechova 2017, Pleiss 2017 showed three distributional fairness criteria collapse when base rates differ across groups. The open question was whether a set of linear criteria would suffice.

Alex SmolaAlex Smola@smolix

Finite-dimensional fairness is impossible: no finite checklist of linear mean-fairness criteria can certify that two groups are distributionally identical. You Gotta Catch 'Em All, alas the Pokémon theorem says that you can't.

1:30 AM · May 27, 2026 · 1.1K Views
1:30 AM · May 27, 2026 · 521 Views

First paper with my son Daniel Matsui Smola. The quantitative version gives a Kolmogorov m-width decay rate, and the minimax-optimal budget allocation is the top-m Mercer eigenspace of the pooled covariance.

Paper: https://arxiv.org/abs/2605.09221 Blog: https://alex.smola.org/posts/35-pokemon-theorem/

Alex SmolaAlex Smola@smolix

The argument is one line of RKHS geometry. For any finite list {v_1, …, v_m} of test directions, the MMD witness δ/‖δ‖ lives in the orthogonal complement of the audit subspace. Perfectly visible, completely unaudited, and thus 'unfair'.

1:30 AM · May 27, 2026 · 438 Views
1:30 AM · May 27, 2026 · 239 Views

The argument is one line of RKHS geometry. For any finite list {v_1, …, v_m} of test directions, the MMD witness δ/‖δ‖ lives in the orthogonal complement of the audit subspace. Perfectly visible, completely unaudited, and thus 'unfair'.

Alex SmolaAlex Smola@smolix

The setup. Kleinberg et al. 2017 (KMR), Chouldechova 2017, Pleiss 2017 showed three distributional fairness criteria collapse when base rates differ across groups. The open question was whether a set of linear criteria would suffice.

1:30 AM · May 27, 2026 · 521 Views
1:30 AM · May 27, 2026 · 438 Views