my friend at anthropic just asked me what color dog collar i wanted . i asked them “what the hell” and they insinuated that after the IPO everyone will be “owned” by some frontier lab employee . and would i prefer an oai owner ? i said green
Pseudonymous creator @hopes_revenge shares a joke about an Anthropic contact asking what color dog collar they want post-IPO
Creator @teortaxesTex joked about pivoting to bunker construction
Many users praised the Anthropic employee's joke about owning people after an IPO as based or a goat-tier banger for its bold humor, while one replied with insults.
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@hopes_revenge Correct choice
If you're in the memory supercycle, pivot to bunker construction and maintenance. Microreactors, closed loop waste processing, chlorella, stealth landscaping, decoys, slave training. that's the next growth opportunity. no I'm not naming the tickers
my friend at anthropic just asked me what color dog collar i wanted . i asked them “what the hell” and they insinuated that after the IPO everyone will be “owned” by some frontier lab employee . and would i prefer an oai owner ? i said green

@hopes_revenge all the AI researchers are furries I think they would prefer this arrangement

@hopes_revenge Blue is a better color.

@1thousandfaces_ 💚

@hopes_revenge i want to be a widdle puppywuppyuwu for an (anthro)pic allignment researcher x3

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@hopes_revenge Are they looking for a second pet
@hopes_revenge this is literally HDG https://archiveofourown.org/works/44917270/chapters/113017723

@hopes_revenge Some of yous in the replies.

@hopes_revenge That’s not how IPOs work at all that sounds like a joke or satire

@hopes_revenge r u sure they just didn’t want to gift newt a collar i think salamander green would look best

@AlerixCodes @hopes_revenge This is a common misconception. In the US, most IPOs sell some people into slavery. Look it up in the bylaws.

@hopes_revenge @_Mira___Mira_

@hopes_revenge @creatine_cycle All I ask is they assign me to a cis het female.
Also light blue it compliments my eyes.

@hopes_revenge 😞

@hopes_revenge not. everyone is owned. but you should Hope you are

@hopes_revenge Make mine radium, I want it to glow in the dark and also be a radiation hazard

@hopes_revenge Wonderful luck to have an early acquisition, late picks will be made to wear a tail.

@hopes_revenge I wanted green . whatever\ ill have deepseek give me grenn
