The joke claimed Google and Anthropic fund xAI acquisitions
Some praise SpaceX for quickly expanding AI compute and posting big revenue before a possible IPO, while others slam the deals as a bad short-term bet, mock the valuation as foolish, and criticize Grok.
@CGarrett_15 SPCX-TSLA builds compute capacity faster, better, cheaper than anyone else. It has turned compute from a capital sink into a capital source. Once networked Teslas become a source of distributed computing yet another source of value creation and ROI expansion will emerge.
@CGarrett_15 You're missing $6B+ from the 2 new Starshield/military deals
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@maks_1_1__ @CGarrett_15 Yeah - I’m sure random fucko on X knows best
@CGarrett_15 That's terrible deal for SpaceX, good AI could make much more money long term.
@CGarrett_15 every number here ends in B and none of them feel real
@Vkdjupiter @CGarrett_15 They are faster by bypassing local laws. https://earthjustice.org/press/2026/naacp-asks-court-for-emergency-action-to-stop-illegal-air-pollution-from-xais-data-center-power-plant
@CGarrett_15 @MollySOShea After all this they Still got about 345k blackwells left by the way that can be rented for near 35b on there own, but you also missed xai and x at 6b+, and non-starlink at 5b+.
@CGarrett_15 Considering the compute deals are short-medium term in nature as stated by the term deals and Elon...probably best to not get to ahead with those.
@CGarrett_15 $26B + $20B + $3B and the IPO hasn't dropped yet. The scoreboard is broken. 🚀
@CGarrett_15 this is where it gets messy. i wrote about how i used ai to find objections earlier
@CGarrett_15 not quite. even small wins take years to build.
@CGarrett_15 Numbers match current industry growth, actual revenue hinges on client renewals and global expansion pace.
@CGarrett_15 These are short lived agreements and Google is major investor in space x and they will do things ghat will help justify the ipo price. You cannot substitute sustainable earnings/profit with short term contracts to justify valuation. Space X valuation is just stupid.
@CGarrett_15 Grok is a FLOP going by this !!!
@maks_1_1__ @CGarrett_15 Yes they stated they want to double that selling tokens vs compute and are working on it
@CGarrett_15 Cursor climbing very impressively.
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