Cornell PhD Jack Morris posts a parody hiring call to lampoon the hype-filled jargon of AI startup recruiting
The mock call seeks creators of AlphaGo Move 37s
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@jxmnop What about all the move 78 people?
Jack Morris@jxmnop[every startup hiring post] We’re hiring forward-deployed agentic tastemakers across all layers of the stack. We’re looking for unusually talented high-conviction problem solvers with a knack for creating domain-agnostic Move 37s to transform the economy. We
9:42 PM · May 28, 2026 · 26.2K Views
10:39 PM · May 28, 2026 · 857 Views
@jxmnop i have never seen another zoomer/gen alpha quote move 37
Jack Morris@jxmnop[every startup hiring post] We’re hiring forward-deployed agentic tastemakers across all layers of the stack. We’re looking for unusually talented high-conviction problem solvers with a knack for creating domain-agnostic Move 37s to transform the economy. We
9:42 PM · May 28, 2026 · 26.2K Views
10:07 PM · May 28, 2026 · 970 Views