potato bun@erewhonsmoothie
We need to have a serious talk about whether San Francisco should be allowed to exist
9:43 AM · Jun 23, 2026 · 474.7K Views
A viral parody claiming shoe company Allbirds rebranded as 'Smartbirds' mocks Silicon Valley's AI hype
Story Overview
Allbirds quietly sold its footwear assets for $39 million, changed its legal name to Smartbird, and installed a new CEO with a quantum-computing background to sell managed GPU clusters. The viral parodies erupted because the shift from wool sneakers to AI infrastructure happened with almost no transition period, leaving the internet to fill the gap with jokes about forgetting shoes ever existed.
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Industry Shift
How the new CEO framed the change
Nadia Carlsten told Business Insider the shoe era is already over and customers will soon have no memory of it, while noting she has never worn the brand herself. That detachment turned the corporate announcement into instant meme fuel.
Open Question
What remains unclear after the rebrand
Smartbird says it is in active talks with mid-market and sovereign customers for single-tenant GPU clusters, yet no deployment timelines, specific hardware partners, or revenue targets have been shared. The $100 million financing line is the only concrete number released so far.
Sentiment
Many users called Allbirds' rebrand to Smartbirds with an AI-focused CEO gross and insane for an eco-conscious shoe company, while a few voiced excitement or respect for the pivot.
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26 comments with sentiment.
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“paula”@paularambles
it’s a soleless company now
potato bun@erewhonsmoothie
We need to have a serious talk about whether San Francisco should be allowed to exist
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M.V. Mulberry@mvmulberry
@erewhonsmoothie I have no idea how this even happened, it’s not even a pivot, it’s a completely different idea…just start a new company for goodness sake.
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technopat@technopat3
@erewhonsmoothie Guys my city used to be cool and weird and gay i promise just get the AI bros AWAY!!!
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Royal Prism@DocHobo
@erewhonsmoothie
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Beff (e/acc)@beffjezos
Should have been Aiibirds
Lee Edwards@terronk
Not 2026 enough. Should have just been AIbirds and gaslight everyone about the L always being an i.
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Mark N@mviski
@erewhonsmoothie aiBirds was sitting right there
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david joestar wallace@djsw42069
@erewhonsmoothie absolutely insane for a shoe company that marketed itself as environmentally-conscious to shift to AI slop
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Jess Joyce AI 👩💻@jessjoyce
@erewhonsmoothie omg someone stop them.
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M.V. Mulberry@mvmulberry
@ADHD_93 @erewhonsmoothie It’s not her per se, it’s the strangeness of it…it’s like if Chipotle decided to become an electronics company making TVs.
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Robert Sterling@RobertMSterling
@erewhonsmoothie Allbirds? The shoe company?
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Tristan Ingold@tristan_ingold
@erewhonsmoothie Yea but what does this mean? How are they making money?
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(karma is a) kat ✨@karma_is_a_kat
@erewhonsmoothie It’s not the city. The city is beautiful and used to be a mecca of art and culture. The issue is the tech bros. They should not be allowed to exist. They ruined this place :(
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Thresher@GeorgeHayduke77
@erewhonsmoothie The country would lose a trillion a year in GDP.
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Marc Fagel@Marc_Fagel
@erewhonsmoothie This reads like every shell company reverse merger pump & dump scheme I ever investigated for the SEC.
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walt@moosegrav
@erewhonsmoothie There was simply no way to have known we were in a bubble. No way at all.
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Y Disassembler@loomdoop
@erewhonsmoothie Big no
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Please contact my office to license my commentary.@An_Angel_of_God
@tristan_ingold @erewhonsmoothie The stockholders make money by inflating the value of their stock in the short term and selling it off, you living piece of dog shit
Now go back to sucking the brains out of old people and destroying human culture with the endless feed of disgusting hallucinations you invented
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Smurfpappa@smurfpappa123
@erewhonsmoothie It’s a shame, their shoes are actually really comfortable
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naps@stilltakingnaps
@erewhonsmoothie san francisco was an amazing place until ed lee gave tech mfs unlimited run of the city
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Kaku@Alejandr0_Kaku
@erewhonsmoothie This version of SF has no right to exist. This city existed (thrived!) before Tech and will do so again. We just have to make it happen.
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