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An overheard anecdote claims an incoming professor plans to spend her $1.5 million fund on ChatGPT tokens and undergraduates

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an incoming professor told me she's spending her entire discretionary fund ($1.5 million) on chatgpt tokens and undergrads to feed open problems into chatgpt - she thinks this will work better than taking on grad students

12:37 AM · May 30, 2026 View on X

ok but what will she do after the first two weeks?

typedfemaletypedfemale@typedfemale

an incoming professor told me she's spending her entire discretionary fund ($1.5 million) on chatgpt tokens and undergrads to feed open problems into chatgpt - she thinks this will work better than taking on grad students

7:37 AM · May 30, 2026 · 112.4K Views
11:21 AM · May 30, 2026 · 5.1K Views

@typedfemale which school? (no need to name names, but i am curious what kind of grad students she has access to) and which field?

typedfemaletypedfemale@typedfemale

an incoming professor told me she's spending her entire discretionary fund ($1.5 million) on chatgpt tokens and undergrads to feed open problems into chatgpt - she thinks this will work better than taking on grad students

7:37 AM · May 30, 2026 · 112.4K Views
11:19 AM · May 30, 2026 · 2.2K Views

Seems like this person doesn’t understand the job description of a professor in a research university (if that’s where they are), but also the idea that that scientific research is bottlenecked by having someone “feed open problems” to a chatbot is really funny to me

typedfemaletypedfemale@typedfemale

an incoming professor told me she's spending her entire discretionary fund ($1.5 million) on chatgpt tokens and undergrads to feed open problems into chatgpt - she thinks this will work better than taking on grad students

7:37 AM · May 30, 2026 · 112.4K Views
12:12 PM · May 30, 2026 · 1K Views

@typedfemale 😲

typedfemaletypedfemale@typedfemale

an incoming professor told me she's spending her entire discretionary fund ($1.5 million) on chatgpt tokens and undergrads to feed open problems into chatgpt - she thinks this will work better than taking on grad students

7:37 AM · May 30, 2026 · 112.4K Views
11:19 AM · May 30, 2026 · 964 Views
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