/dad-joke-loading14dWhat do you mean you invented a pencil with an eraser on both ends? There’s no point…
/dad-joke-loading24dWhat do you call a person who can’t stop bragging about how many different languages they can speak? A polygloat.
/dad-joke-loading24dA genie granted me one wish- so I wished to be happy. Now I live with six dwarves and work down a mine.
/dad-joke-loading26dI tried alligator last night at a local restaurant and loved it, so I figured I could try cooking it at home. Nope, because I only have a Croc pot.
/dad-joke-loading27dA mushroom went to a party and everyone loved him He was a fungi. Sadly, there wasn’t mushroom for him to dance.
/dad-joke-loading27dI've been taking these pills I bought online that are supposed to make you live forever. So far, so good.
/dad-joke-loading27dWould it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?I have like 50 wooden balls already.
/dad-joke-loading29dI went into the ER this morning after accidentally swallowing a bottle of invisible ink. It's now 6pm and I'm still waiting to be seen.
/dad-joke-loadingJan 21stWhy is it that whenever ducks fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.
/dad-joke-loadingJan 19thWhat word that when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly?...Incorrectly.
/dad-joke-loadingJan 17thGravity is a very stron force. Do you know what you get if you remove it?Gravy! You get gravy.
/dad-joke-loadingJan 17thI can't take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him. I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
/dad-joke-loadingJan 17thTook the kids to the zoo last week. Gonna go back next week to see how they are doing.
/dad-joke-loadingJan 17th Why do scuba divers always fall backwards into the water? If they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.
/dad-joke-loadingJan 16thMy wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl? I said no I didn't know he could.
/dad-joke-loadingJan 16thI went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
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