Mike Bloomberg, Acting Like A Totally Normal Human Being, Just Shook A Dog's Mouth

When you're in campaigning mode, you really go all in, we guess.

Based on a 2011 piece in the New York Times about his girlfriend Diana Taylor's dogs, the former mayor of New York City is not much of a dog person (headline: "The Mayor Stands Firm Against the Lobbying of Puppy-Dog Eyes"):

[T]he mayor has tolerated [Taylor's dogs] — in his kitchen, at his campaign functions, even at the wedding of two aides in July, at which Mr. Bloomberg officiated. He has been known to correct those who ask about his dogs. "Diana's dogs," he says.

[Via Twitter]