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Top 10 Halo Pick-Up Lines

hawtymcbloggy.wordpress.com — It ’s a fact of life, some people use Xbox Live to hit on the chicks. The same tired pick-up lines get old after a while though. If you want to impress the females playing Halo, Hawty McBloggy suggests a few appropriate lines guaranteed to get you some virtual action.

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  • cozamonkey, on 10/10/2007, -29/+6These work.
    • MasterThief117, on 10/10/2007, -1/+10Didn't you read the disclaimer?
    • acdcfanbill, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8Some of them worked for me, but I always get a bill for 'Services Rendered' afterwards, I can't figure it out...
    • supaklaw, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1unlike you
  • ChromaVita, on 10/10/2007, -3/+163"You know... I don't live in my mom's basement... anymore"

    Works everytime.
    • MiltonWaddams, on 10/10/2007, -0/+39"They promoted me to assistant manager at GameStop."
      • AaronSaund, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4Works everytime, 80% of the time.
    • rhinopig, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15"Your place or my parent's?"
    • gomerspile, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1You had me at killtacular!
  • MasterThief117, on 10/10/2007, -2/+123"I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you."
    That one wins by default.
    • GMorgan, on 10/10/2007, -1/+14I'd just assume you are cheating and using an aimbot.

      //edit - if I were a girl of course.//
    • ahawks, on 10/10/2007, -13/+5I'm gonna get buried for being an anal ***** here,

      but "winning by default" means winning because your opponent did not show up to compete, or was ineligible, or disqualified.
      • MarkOfTheDead, on 10/10/2007, -1/+11out of all things an ***** could be, i'm glad it chose to be itself and go with being anal.
      • GaMeWiZo, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1As opposed to a "penile *****"?
  • AriaStar, on 10/10/2007, -32/+7If my boyfriend said these to me in person, I'd tell him how adorable he is and drag him off to bed.

    Nerdy Nick + Sex Reference = Horny Aria
    • fantasmacanino, on 10/10/2007, -3/+51That's all it takes to get you in bed? A video game pick-up line?


      Do you have a sister?
      • lordtyros, on 10/10/2007, -1/+42You should be asking if "she" has a penis
        • AriaStar, on 10/10/2007, -8/+2Yes. But it's attached to my boyfriend.
          • VirtualCtor, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8Your penis is attached to your boyfriend? How do you pee?
          • jaywalker, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4attached how? anally?
        • Light11, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3im not gunna lie, i lol'ed
      • AriaStar, on 10/10/2007, -6/+1With a good as he is? Less. But being geeky and nerdy is a turn-on.

        And yes, but my sister is 17 and has a boyfriend.
    • Allibaster, on 10/10/2007, -0/+12Woof
    • HunterTV, on 10/10/2007, -2/+7LA LA LA LA LA LA Not listening to Diggers sex life LA LA LA LA LA LA
    • supaklaw, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Aria, your boyfriend sucks... call me.
  • Drkboarder, on 10/10/2007, -2/+75They forgot the obligatory "You wanna a ride on my 'hog?"
    • dtrinh, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3"You can man my turret, it packs a constant stream of firepower"
  • heaintheavy, on 10/10/2007, -1/+55This is slightly disturbing. Witness what happens when a girl "outs" herself whilst playing...

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=jmydTrsH5Hc

    NSFW Language...
    • Uranium118, on 10/10/2007, -4/+12He played as an Elite, I can't do anything other than close that video. I hope I didn't miss anything funny.
    • Ramble, on 10/10/2007, -4/+6She loves it.
    • AndrewJC, on 10/10/2007, -1/+23That video made me weep for humanity.
    • EBFoxbat, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3If you have a voice like that, or a laugh like that, please stay off XB live.... you give us all a bad rep.
    • HunterTV, on 10/10/2007, -1/+19Dug for first reaction.... "You're.... you're a GIRL?"
    • Rimrose, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3Holy Crap, I get that reaction almost every time I get on Halo 2 (and yes, I'm a girl). It was funny at first, but got really old.
      • Uranium118, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8Wait, wait, wait, you mean... like there are girls on the internet?! You're a GIRL!!??

        Let's practice some lines, hum, hum:

        Are we playing Assault later on? Cause I’m pretty sure you are the bomb.

        *crosses fingers*
      • shinynew, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5My computer must have froze because I cant close your profile.
      • therightclique, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1the amount of girls that play first person shooters is ridiculously low. i've never met one in real life.
      • amyfamb7, on 10/10/2007, -2/+0wOOt to girls playing Halo on XBox live!!!! I can't wait for Halo 3...
    • SSCrow, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2She should have stuck them.
      :P
    • prkchpsndwiches, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1LoL "What your social security number?" HAHA
    • Nurven, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I'm not a gamer, sounds like fun, now I'm gonna go buy the console.

      Except when she yells "help! help me!!"
  • Al3x, on 10/10/2007, -17/+1I play H2 regularly and I will use all of these...at once...until they work...and not tell my GF.
    • FatalTragedy316, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8Buried for claiming to be a H2 regular and having a GF.
      • GMorgan, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4I used to teach my flat mate to play H2. I guess that's as close as most diggers will get to a g/f.

        (yes she was hot, no she wasn't any good at Halo. Even after a years worth of play she didn't get the y-axis business. No I don't have pics, feel free to say it didn't happen).
        • rrbest, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Pics or it didn't happen
        • therightclique, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1its pretty easy to say it didn't happen, because guess what, it didn't ***** happen. i guarantee you that either the entire story is a lie or this girl was nowhere near hot.
  • busch30pack, on 10/10/2007, -6/+49With these lines, its like I have a free ticket on the pussy train.
  • JugheadsHat, on 10/10/2007, -12/+5Mandatory "bow-chicka-bow-wow"
    • Rileyper, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3I dont know why your being dug down for a Red vs. Blue Reference, thanks for saying BCBW right unlike those axe commercials that killed the bcbw name
      • therightclique, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1that is definitely NOT a red vs blue reference, even if he/she meant it that way. "bow chick bow bow" has existed much much longer than RvB
  • ThePerkins, on 10/10/2007, -4/+59I hope you like big maps, cause I can play in your blood gulch all night.
    • Ramble, on 10/10/2007, -0/+17You win.
    • CeeJayDK, on 10/10/2007, -0/+27.. that wasn't a menstruation joke was is ?
    • HunterTV, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Red wings FTW?
    • supaklaw, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2One game you don't want to play with the ladies is blood gulch, that's just nasty
  • jbham184, on 10/10/2007, -3/+9wow...
  • saracountrygrl, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2if i heArd any of these i would just have to laugh. not be impressed too much
    • GMorgan, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7I always thought the point was actually the make the girl laugh. I mean you can't actually be turned on by pick up lines...
    • EBFoxbat, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5Hey, wait.... you're a girl?
  • Allibaster, on 10/10/2007, -1/+10This is pretty damn disturbing.
  • chris9902, on 10/10/2007, -1/+47don't forget to upgrade for Halo3. such as "you can ride my man cannon anytime"
  • indiepenguins, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6Haha, I realized how big of a nerd I am upon cracking up on each one.
  • therealmrpinks, on 10/10/2007, -0/+45wow these will definetely work with allllll those chicks out there playing halo.......oh wait....
  • Juansito, on 10/10/2007, -3/+24Chicks play halo?
    • Double-Z, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7No, just sad wankers apparently ;o)
    • PunkRampant, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I have a couple of girls on my friends list, but generally they only play the game because their boyfriends got them into it.
    • zzz@tkz, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I'm good friends with a female that I met on XBL on Halo, she's pretty cute, too.
      • MarkOfTheDead, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2cute, xbl, and halo?

        sounds like the holy grail. see about that.
        • zzz@tkz, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Lives pretty far from me, which is quite sad, she's in TX, I'm in MO :(.
      • jedikv, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Could be voice masking

        /joking
      • kingvik, on 10/10/2007, -1/+0pics or didn't happen
      • supaklaw, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1And that female is? Your mom.
        • zzz@tkz, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I met my mom on XBL. Yes. Not when she shat me out her vagina or anything.
    • Rimrose, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3I play Halo, and yes my boyfriend got me into it, but I was a gamer before then, just didn't have an X-Box. I'm pretty decent too :D
  • Scheissen, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2There's a line about being "ganged"...
  • OhFrak, on 10/10/2007, -25/+5My god are Xbots desperate to hype this ***** game.

    • Juntistik, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3Listen ***** if you don't like the game shut the ***** up and play resistance. Don't trash ***** because you don't like it. For the record, Halo 2 has sold more copies of the game then Playstation 3 consoles (we all know you troll 360 articles and spam anti-360 and pro-ps3 comments) I won't be surpised if Halo 3 sells more games then number of ps3s upon its release. ***** games don't sell as well as Halo PERIOD. Its not very innovative but its fun, get the ***** over it.
    • EXreaction, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Ever notice that the people who bitch the most are just jealous/compensating for something?

      I am not a fan of Halo 2 (Halo 1 PC FTW), but Halo 2 is still an awesome MP (even better with MP + LAN party) game as far as FPS games for consoles go (Halo 1 and Halo 3 beat the crap outta Halo 2 though (I am also like 10x better at Halo than Halo2 on Xbox)).
  • bumblefoot, on 10/10/2007, -6/+9bow chicka wow wow?
  • Eshestun, on 10/10/2007, -14/+7I never thought I'd see the day where pickup lines for a ***** game would hit the front page of Digg
  • Murloc, on 10/10/2007, -2/+28"I'd turn off my console for you."
  • edenseager, on 10/10/2007, -5/+0I love the one where you have to 'eye up the breastplate' how does that work?

    They dont really think that everyone can see you from behind your TV do they?
  • TroubleInMind, on 10/10/2007, -6/+1Meh. Lift off and nuke this ***** from orbit. That's the only way to be sure.
  • LondonChick, on 10/10/2007, -4/+56Back in 2005, I met a girl on Lockout (Halo 2.) She is British/Australian, and I'm American. We played together for about a year, and at the end of 2006, she came to America and we met.

    No lie... I'm now in Australia, we're married, and we're in the process of trying to get her US permanent residency (which is an absolute nightmare.)

    But it is proof that you can meet members of the opposite sex on Live... (I'm using her Digg account to comment BTW.)
    • Eshestun, on 10/10/2007, -3/+19Green card, much?
      • LondonChick, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2We can't get her a green card... We have to get her a spouse visa (K3). Green cards are for non US citizens/permanent residents, as far as I know. If you've got any inside information, we'd be glad to hear it.
    • rrbest, on 10/10/2007, -5/+9The account is less than a week old. buried for being a single man on digg with a feminine digg account name
      • LondonChick, on 10/10/2007, -3/+1Lol, wow. This is my wife... www.myspace.com/darkdeltax

        Hasty generalization, anyone?

        PS... I don't have a MySpace. I use Facebook.

        • MarkOfTheDead, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2dont bother. flametards don't listen to reason. congrats.
    • p0tent1al, on 10/10/2007, -1/+14I love stories like those, their so fairy tale like. You play a game, and

      1. You meet a female on the game (it is a female, and she likes to play games? Crazy....)
      2. She obviously must play pretty good, crazy.....
      3. When you met her, no offense but she probably looks awesome, and that just wraps it up as a huge fantasy that would probably never happen to any of us.

      You are lucky my friend. I salute you.
    • flanigan, on 10/10/2007, -6/+3I bet she's fat. Or ugly. But, if you're happy, then who cares, right?
  • PlasticFish, on 10/10/2007, -4/+4what about the classic "Wort wort wort!"?
  • LOPcagney, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1Who's to say these are the ten best?
    How about: "Top 10 Halo Pickup Lines Created by Me" or "My Top 10 Halo Pickup Lines" or 10 Halo Pickup Lines"
    ;P
    • p0tent1al, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1It's exactly as the title as stated, Top 10 Halo Pick-Up Lines, the fact that they are from him is implied.
  • p0tent1al, on 10/10/2007, -3/+15Forget capturing the flag, girl I'm trying to capture YOUR HEART.
    • hoovcluck, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2That's precious!
    • EXreaction, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Sounds good, too bad in the anonymous world of the internet she'd freak out and report you for harassment (figuring you're some creepy guy living in your mothers basement).
      • p0tent1al, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2nah. It's all about delivery. The delivery is what makes it.
  • rowlodge, on 10/10/2007, -3/+1i start to talk and get killed before i even finish. all they hear is this death cry at the end.
  • evilevil, on 10/10/2007, -9/+3"It may help if you say it kinda gangster. Da BOMB yo!"

    buried for being written by some prepubescent little, probably racist, boy
    • p0tent1al, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5That is a huge conclusion to leap from just that sentence. It wasn't the most respectable sentence, but I definitely think you are exaggerating a bit much.
  • Stuicide, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0If you read anything about Hawty McBloggy, you'd see it's a girl gamer.
  • thebillgonadz, on 10/10/2007, -0/+13*after making a kill on a girl and giving her the infamous 'teabagging' treatment*

    "Sooo...wanna do this in RL?"
  • CMaff24, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7Can I take you home FTW?
  • Rimrose, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1This whole article makes me giggle.
  • ProjectRice, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Entering the warthog
    "I'll gun from the back, you stay in the front"
  • oppokaze, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1This article is hilarious because it implies that Halo players talk to girls...
    • supaklaw, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1as opposed to prepubescent boys that sound like girls...
  • vdubsnvespas, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1oh my god, what nerds
  • fantasyflamz, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1I thought these pickup lines were hilarious. My bf got me into halo about a year ago and I'm an avid player now. I had played other games, just for some reason, had never tried halo before (probably due to the fact that my friends all had gamecubes and ps2's and my stupid parents didn't let me buy a game system until I moved out, seriously, they're in the stone age). Anyway, I'm an avid player of Halo now and it's one of my 2 favorite games (the other is oblivion)

  • Darksoul, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1They should of just named this "the 10 reasons why you will remain a virgin" it would of made more since.......
    • sirvincent, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0It might make some sense as well.
  • itsripitsrip, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3daaaaaaaaaaaamn i forgot my overshield.

    i don't care if you don't care...
  • namlu, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0My Master Chief is standing at attention...
  • iStunT, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2"I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?"

    AHAA best one there easily
  • jbonds, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0I hesitate to even post a comment on this thread however... in reading that article the words, "OH MY GOD" escaped my lips far too many times to hold myself back. I mean seriously, holla if you've EVER gotten laid with any of this because you must be da BOMB yo!
  • iStunT, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1*Girl gets killed*

    DUDE WTF ARE YOU DOING? THATS MY GIRL.. i seriously lol'ed at that part in the video..
  • CaptainSponge, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0I'm a girl. What's Halo?
  • ulfy01, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Chicks on Halo? Chicks that don't look like cheeseburgers?
  • royaltea, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0the plasma grenade line has to work.
  • m2paper, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1This is pretty damn disturbing.
  • PimpMoneyRich, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0im 1337 at the combo....so you got a friend?
  • gowx360, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0ROFL, good stuff.
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