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Sony Fanboy Reviews Bioshock (5/10), Comment Hilarity Ensues
sonydefenseforce.com — "To conclude, let this game cook in the oven just a little bit longer and wait for the superior PS3 version. Cleaned up textures, animations, AI, extra weapons, Home space, standard HDD and Blu-ray will make this flawed game into a perfect gem."
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- Flummoxer, on 10/29/2007, -9/+285This has to be satire.
- JayD16, on 10/10/2007, -4/+168Either that or they assumed giving the game a 5 would get the site some hits. They're probably right.
- gadgetuk, on 10/10/2007, -3/+55Yeah, but they forgot to get some ads up on the site - they could have creamed this situation but didn't. I'm still leaning towards the "bunch of retards" conclusion.
- mrFREEZE, on 10/10/2007, -2/+14You're talking about the Sony Defense Force. It's well-known that they are a bunch of retards.
- ilukedukei, on 10/10/2007, -1/+0Now that I have the game and played it, I would probably give it a 5 or 6 really..... its not that good
- DocHoliday22, on 10/10/2007, -16/+2Shorts review on this planet.
- dclowd9901, on 10/10/2007, -1/+12As opposed to a review of shorts on another planet?
- therightclique, on 10/10/2007, -2/+9they always review my shorts too critically on saturn.
- dclowd9901, on 10/10/2007, -1/+12As opposed to a review of shorts on another planet?
- OwdenBowden, on 10/10/2007, -19/+6Just like PS3
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Apache/1.3.33 Server at www.sonydefenseforce.com Port 80 - Microdot, on 10/10/2007, -20/+2its typical fanboy crap. i personally love my ps3, and hate (i would use a stronger word if i could) the 360. but the game isnt that bad. i dont see it as the "bestest game ev4r!" as most do... but i would probably give it an 8.5/10 from what ive seen. i would have enjoyed more rpg, and less fps.
- nigh7dagger, on 10/10/2007, -1/+10Why do you hate the 360? I like mine (computer is better though) but even though I think Sony could have done a lot better, I sure don't hate the PS3.
- Gir53457, on 10/10/2007, -3/+5What exactly is there to hate about the 360? ... Besides the faulty hardware...
- WhereAmI, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Most of the 360 games come out on the PC anyway. Even Bioshock. So, why would I buy a 360 to accompany my PC?
- Dsn989, on 10/10/2007, -12/+6COMMENT HIJACK
PC Demo out on torrent
http://thepiratebay.org/tor/3778797/BioShock_PC_Demo- GliTCH82, on 10/10/2007, -3/+1Thanks, I'm glad someone around is on the ball.
- GliTCH82, on 10/10/2007, -4/+1Thanks, I'm glad someone around is on the ball.
- GliTCH82, on 10/10/2007, -4/+1Thanks, I'm glad someone around is on the ball.
- GliTCH82, on 10/10/2007, -4/+1Thanks, I'm glad someone around is on the ball.
- GliTCH82, on 10/10/2007, -4/+1Thanks, I'm glad someone around is on the ball.
- fallenone05, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3that's a lot of balls..
- Cloud7654, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6Yeah they got hits, but now everyone who reads this will realize how much of a joke that site is and never go back.
- gadgetuk, on 10/10/2007, -3/+55Yeah, but they forgot to get some ads up on the site - they could have creamed this situation but didn't. I'm still leaning towards the "bunch of retards" conclusion.
- MouseCircus, on 10/10/2007, -11/+226Actually, that's just the way the Sony Defense Force works. They're not joking at all; they're just that ignorant.
Take a moment and browse through their site. You'll quickly realize that they have absolutely NO credibility.- kent1146, on 10/10/2007, -23/+22They sound like Neocons.
- mrfreeziexp, on 10/10/2007, -2/+28come on we're talking about 360 vs PS3 right now. you know, the important stuff.
- MxM111, on 10/10/2007, -6/+3But I do see the validity of kent1146 claim. It is the same "stay the course", "stick to the values" kind of crap.
- sodoh, on 10/10/2007, -17/+6ROFLMAO. You are aware the site is a satire site. I mean look at the story to have a "Psiimote" which is a photochopped verison of the wiimote.
- GawtMilk, on 10/10/2007, -4/+3This is the time of day when the twelve year olds are on Digg. They don't understand satire. I got an email the other day from a digger saying that the Onion was not trustworthy. YA THINK?
- therightclique, on 10/10/2007, -3/+4the site in question HERE is not exactly the onion man. the onion is huge. this sony defense force site isn't well known. how are we supposed to know it's satire if the satire is done this poorly. you shouldn't get involved in satire if you completely suck at it. the onion is ***** amazing and this site shouldn't even be compared to it.
- GawtMilk, on 10/10/2007, -4/+3This is the time of day when the twelve year olds are on Digg. They don't understand satire. I got an email the other day from a digger saying that the Onion was not trustworthy. YA THINK?
- kent1146, on 10/10/2007, -23/+22They sound like Neocons.
- vinht426, on 10/10/2007, -13/+39They make me feel ashamed to even own a ps3... even tho i shouldnt be feeling that way..
- Dereliction, on 10/10/2007, -33/+19No, you should. Really.
Besides, buying Sony products will turn you into the ghoul-brained idiot demonstrated by the ready example of this reviewer. That's right, it will actually make you stupid. So, ashamed isn't the least of it! You've got bigger problems to worry about now!- theaceoffire, on 10/10/2007, -8/+5^_^ I hope you bought a Wii, cause this post is SO ironic otherwise.
- ShogunWarPig, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Lol you know he bought a MICROSOFT xbox 360, because everyone knows that Microsoft is the pinnacle of good business practices and should be commended for its ongoing fight against drm, unfair competition, and various other "noble" things. //sarcasm
- Dereliction, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1BUZZ. So sorry--wrong answer. Thanks for playing! Seriously though, I did one better. I bought a PC. Five of 'em, in fact.
Frankly, I have no particular love affair with Microsoft (two, and soon three, will be Linux based) but I truly can't stand Sony. The whole "Sony rootkit" affair was the last straw in a whole heapin' pile of 'em. I've boycotted their goods ever since and haven't looked back.
Having said that, if I were to buy a console (a BIG "if" that is unlikely to occur in this generation of consoles), I'd probably go with a 360 simply because the games for the Wii are just *too* casual oriented for my taste. If it weren't so, I'd very likely choose the latter instead.
In any case, my original comment, to vinht426 from above, was part tongue-in-cheek, part not. I actually think you'd have to be an idiot *before* you bought the Sony. Otherwise, it is a bit like a fat chick--fun to ride until your friends see you on it.
Oh, and LAN parties FTW!
- theaceoffire, on 10/10/2007, -8/+5^_^ I hope you bought a Wii, cause this post is SO ironic otherwise.
- Hawk117, on 10/10/2007, -17/+9Well, it is better than buying a product guaranteed to fail.
- nigh7dagger, on 10/10/2007, -4/+5Like the early PS2?
- GawtMilk, on 10/10/2007, -3/+1That was more than eight years ago.
- DaRizat, on 10/10/2007, -2/+0Ps2 came out on Oct 26, 2000. Not even 7 years ago.
And PS2's sucked until like 4th generation. Ive had 4 personally.
- luke596, on 10/10/2007, -1/+0you do know ps3s are failing too
the only console that isn't is the wii, i think
hope you get the yellow light prick
- nigh7dagger, on 10/10/2007, -4/+5Like the early PS2?
- parsap, on 10/10/2007, -1/+11Please don't abbreviate "though" as "tho".
- Dereliction, on 10/10/2007, -33/+19No, you should. Really.
- chingy1788, on 10/10/2007, -25/+47Sorry for posting this here, but to save you some time
here is the crappy review by the retard, which contradicts what every other review says, sony fanboyism at its highest?
After many months of anticipation I finally got my copy of Bioshock and played through it over the past few days. There are many things to like about Bioshock such as the graphics (not animation), parts of the story and the water effects. That’s about where the good stuff ends.
First let me say how excited I was for the game after playing the demo on the 360. While the animation seemed stiff and you could tell the 360 was being pushed too hard it still looked like it had a lot of potential. So imagine my disappointment when I got the final version only to find none of the animation hitches, shooting glitches and AI was cleaned up. I also wonder how much better the graphics would’ve been had they not been compressed to fit on a DVD. Now I do not fault the developers for this, they only had so much system power to work with so maybe this will all be addressed with the PS3 version when it comes out.
To conclude, let this game cook in the oven just a little bit longer and wait for the superior PS3 version. Cleaned up textures, animations, AI, extra weapons, Home space, standard HDD and Blu-ray will make this flawed game into a perfect gem.
SDF Score: 5/10- knetworx, on 10/10/2007, -3/+22Why is everybody burying chingy1788? Posting the text directly in the comments is usually helpful, since many sites go down when pounded by Digg (and duggmirror doesn't always catch it). The only problem with this post is the fact that he put a question mark as if there's any question as to whether this is "Sony fanboyism".
- iziizi, on 10/10/2007, -4/+5People are looking at comments first instead of clicking the link thinking that he is being serious!
- Myonosken, on 10/10/2007, -14/+9Use ***** quotation marks and say it is from that site next time you muppet!
- swrlyhrly, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10"Sorry for posting this here, but to save you some time here is the crappy review by the retard..."
Did you even read the ***** thing or do you always start reading posts from the middle. - dorkino, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3It was just too difficult for him to figure out.
- swrlyhrly, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10"Sorry for posting this here, but to save you some time here is the crappy review by the retard..."
- knetworx, on 10/10/2007, -3/+22Why is everybody burying chingy1788? Posting the text directly in the comments is usually helpful, since many sites go down when pounded by Digg (and duggmirror doesn't always catch it). The only problem with this post is the fact that he put a question mark as if there's any question as to whether this is "Sony fanboyism".
- ZeRux, on 10/10/2007, -3/+86No, because satire is usually funny.
This is just pathetic. - kevsedg, on 10/10/2007, -3/+13http://duggmirror.com/xbox_360/Sony_Fanboy_Reviews_Bioshock_5_10_Comment_Hilarity_Ensues/
- toasty168, on 10/10/2007, -2/+24browsing through the rest of the site, nothing indicates this site is satire. it's looks like a bunch of retarded rumor mongoring. they even claim sony is going to take over rockstar. lame site.
- bruin8uclap, on 10/10/2007, -9/+2You saw that Rockstar story as proof they are trying to be serious? I took it as proof that they are trying to be satirical. Not very well written satire, but satire none the less. This guy is trying to be the Colbert of the video game world.
- knetworx, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8...and failing miserably.
- therightclique, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2no. there's no ***** way this is satire.
- bruin8uclap, on 10/10/2007, -9/+2You saw that Rockstar story as proof they are trying to be serious? I took it as proof that they are trying to be satirical. Not very well written satire, but satire none the less. This guy is trying to be the Colbert of the video game world.
- theaceoffire, on 10/10/2007, -8/+14I am a PS3 fanboy.
I think this game looks nice, has a great story idea, and I hope PS3 developers borrow some of the advances that Bioshock has made.
And I WILL buy the PC version when it comes out. - Spuy767, on 10/10/2007, -26/+6While this review is a satirical one, and not meant to be taken seriously, a few of the comments bring up an interesting point. That point is how MS is heaving fistfuls of money in the direction of developers in order to secure Exclusive titles. They will continue to lose money on their console until their is no competition left. Microsoft is bad for gamers and that is the bottom line.
- DebbilsAdvocate, on 10/10/2007, -7/+18I agree, because as we all know Sony doesn't buy their way into exclusives... *roll eyes*
- ericrous, on 10/10/2007, -2/+18No, MS has been great. They were the first company in years to offer Sony some real competition. One platform dominating the market is what's REALLY bad for gamers and developers (which Sony did for the last two console generations). Competition is what is best for gamers.
- knetworx, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15Competition leads to better games and lower prices.
- SimianSamurai, on 10/10/2007, -5/+2You're going to have an uphill battle convincing anybody here that we're getting better games at lower prices... All I see are better multiplayer experiences and higher-definition graphics.
- Myonosken, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1Because Sony aren't losing ANY money.
- DarkShroud, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Sony at least made profits on the PS2 & PS1. MS has yet to make an actual profit on their games devision.
- therightclique, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2they didn't do that for the last TWO console generations. the xbox cleaned up nicely. the ps2 has nothing on the original xbox regarding quality of the console.
- DarkShroud, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1And now the situation is reversed. The 360 is permanently flawed while the PS3 is a great piece of hardware.
- knetworx, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15Competition leads to better games and lower prices.
- Homunculiheaded, on 10/10/2007, -2/+20Sometimes the best satire is unintentional.
- Saiing, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5Right on - and perhaps more unintentional than a lot of people even thought.
I just love how in the comments, you get things like this:
"I just want you to die so i can ***** on your grave"
From someone who is mad because they think the reviewer is too fanatical about Sony. Errr... you make comments like that and you have the nerve to point the finger at other people for their fanaticism. Uhhh hello!? - ICSU, on 10/10/2007, -2/+6like 'The Core'
- Saiing, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5Right on - and perhaps more unintentional than a lot of people even thought.
- ICSU, on 10/10/2007, -3/+8believers, nationalists, fan-boys ... all the same bunch
- AvidPreatorian, on 10/10/2007, -10/+5I own a PS3 yes, and I own a PC which I will be playing Bioshock on. It's a great game, there's no denying it. Why dis it just because XBOX has it. Silly. And yes, I do consider myself a Sony fan boy, but maybe a more intelligent one. Gears of war of PC is great. To me that's what XBOX's weakness is, most exclusives are coming to my PC and none of PS3's big games are coming to a computer. Why can't we all just get along.
- therightclique, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2did you really mean "dis" when you said it? can we get someone to ban this guy's account, please!?!??
- ShogunWarPig, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2I for one thinks that a valid point. I mean, 90% of the 360's AAA games are shooters and get released on the PC. and when it comes to shooters Im going to go for the PC version if at all possible.
- untzboy, on 10/10/2007, -10/+1I dont own a gaming PC or 360 (I hate MS being in the console war) and I love my PS3, but this.....this is just...*****. I cried when I saw it GI, learning it was for the 360. Oh, and by the way, YOU turn into those Big Daddy things.
- ch4os1337, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Quick everybody seed!!!
- themastersb, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Buried in more than 1way for "Hilarity Ensues"
- luke596, on 10/10/2007, -3/+1i would hope so but i've come to learn that americans or gamers can't do satire very well, so it could be true
my money is on moronic fanboys- gamingspartan, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1This website probably makes up the 8% of children that just sat around all day drawing penises
- Syntaxis, on 10/10/2007, -4/+1Or it's a genuine opinion? I for one wasn't that impressed with the demo, either. I haven't played the full game yet (I will) but so far it's just heavy textures, lots of bumpmaps and a load of other "check to apply" 3D-effects that come natural with most 3D-engines nowadays. Sure, they checked "on" most 3D-features, but that just doesn't make a game a 10 out of 10, for me. Story-wise.. it's another zombie infested city (except they don't call the zombies "zombies", they're mutated baddies now), this time under water. It's a lot of connected hallways with monsters spawning in dark corners, usually from predictable triggered events.
That hasn't been unique since Wolfenstein 3D, Doom and Quake 1.. really. Come on.
AGAIN: This opinion solely from DEMO EXPERIENCES!
Bring on the digg-downs ;) - dukeochutney, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1guess the sony defense force is ***** since they can't even handle the digg effect. enjoy the irony. reviewer needs to be shot in the head as well
- StormCommander, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1tyoshi, is that you? =o
- JayD16, on 10/10/2007, -4/+168Either that or they assumed giving the game a 5 would get the site some hits. They're probably right.
- ImADharmaBum, on 10/10/2007, -52/+8I just made this face as hard as I possibly could: v_v
- westhe32nd, on 10/10/2007, -1/+33You have failed at comments.
- Rodman930, on 10/10/2007, -0/+25you took a peaceful nap?
- repete, on 10/10/2007, -1/+15Droopy boobs?
- therightclique, on 10/10/2007, -3/+1more stabby than droopy.
- Cyber_Akuma, on 10/10/2007, -1/+15You know, eyes normally aren't supposed to form into a V-shape, maybe you should go see a doctor about that.
- tehpwnrate, on 10/10/2007, -7/+2>.>
- Thorlord, on 10/29/2007, -22/+84so sad... i would say that i have met this person, but every sony fanboy i talk to sounds the same.
- Millennium, on 10/10/2007, -19/+6Same site that bashed many of the 360 games And the console... Just another Knockoff review it's not even a review it's more of a Paragraph that sums up the demo. doesn't even include Any screen shots of the Bad area's in the game IE The bad animation.. Show us something or your just another Fanboy Bitching about a Good Game.
- Quakes, on 10/10/2007, -16/+2
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- Quakes, on 10/10/2007, -16/+2
- Septimus, on 10/10/2007, -21/+8And you sound like evey other 360/Wii fanboy. Do you see a pattern?
Anyway, can't wait for Bioshock to arrive on Friday (bloody end of week UK release dates).- knetworx, on 10/10/2007, -0/+14Wouldn't it be nice if people could actually be objective instead of calling each other fanboys and discrediting every statement said "fanboy" makes?
- mtrip, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11Oh that's exactly what a fanboy WOULD say!
- Orlex, on 10/10/2007, -4/+0IT'S A FANBOY IT'S A FANBOY IT'S A FANBOY IT'S A FANBOY IT'S A FANBOY IT'S A FANBOY
*2 Weeks later*
I'm not even a fanboy, that's what's so insane about this....
- knetworx, on 10/10/2007, -0/+14Wouldn't it be nice if people could actually be objective instead of calling each other fanboys and discrediting every statement said "fanboy" makes?
- PAPAsoMEAN, on 10/10/2007, -7/+2Everyone here is bitchin like tards, it's just one person's comment, won't even matter tomorrow when you get the game, if the game is 9.5+ then wtf do you care about some sonyboy's comments. And I wouldn't be surpised if a lot of people are dissapointed, just like halo has always been overrated
- therightclique, on 10/10/2007, -3/+1its true. halo's only strong point was split screen co-op. that was fun. the game itself was not groundbreaking or interesting in any way. if it had launched for PC, nobody would have played it. it was popular because it was on a console and at the time was the best looking console shooter, despite being more than a year behind what PCs were doing at the time.
- gwolf, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1It's one person's flat out Lie.
There’s nothing wrong with being a fan, but Fan boys flat out lie; “I have 23 RROD 360’s in my closet” BS. Since when did buying a particular gadget get tied to your self esteem.- DarkShroud, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Since they started posting in the 360 section. And who knows if he worked at Gamestop that could explain the RRoDed 360s in his closet.
- RonPaulsiPhone, on 10/10/2007, -4/+4EVERY fanboy sounds the same. Replace system X with system Y, alter facts to favor your system of choice, rinse and repeat. Mac/Nintendo/Sony/MS, doesn't matter, fanboys are fanboys because they won't ever see another side of anything. They're like the Republicans of consumerism.
- nigh7dagger, on 10/10/2007, -2/+4I guess that makes you a democratic fanboy because you don't see the republican side of anything.
- smhTheory, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1i'm a ps3 owner and i think this ridiculous! (and i have bioshock preloaded through steam waiting to be activated)
- WhereAmI, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1SDF is a fake...WhereAmI in 29 days has proof now!
http://digg.com/playstation_3/SonyDefenseForce_Owned_By_Wii60_com
- Millennium, on 10/10/2007, -19/+6Same site that bashed many of the 360 games And the console... Just another Knockoff review it's not even a review it's more of a Paragraph that sums up the demo. doesn't even include Any screen shots of the Bad area's in the game IE The bad animation.. Show us something or your just another Fanboy Bitching about a Good Game.
- kelbear, on 10/10/2007, -5/+114I think it's a joke, he didn't actually play the game. There are no references to the actual game.
- gwolf, on 10/10/2007, -6/+49This guy is serious; the site in question are the epitome of irrational fan boy ideologues. They are the lunatic fringe of console devotees and spreading FUD is the first item in their mission statement.
- staticneuron, on 10/10/2007, -9/+5Chances are the entire site is a satire site.
- zybch, on 10/10/2007, -9/+3Or setup by a certain company who's name begins with an 'S'.
You know, like that all-I-want-for-christmas-is-a-PSP thing.- Cyber_Akuma, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Nah, this site isn't too "funky fresh" enough to be made by Sony. (Their words, not mine)
- mrfreeziexp, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8I don't even think he played the game. How did he get the game early? AND he's already beat it?
- Cyber_Akuma, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10He is a Sony fanboy.
The game is not on the PS3, therefore, it sucks.
- Cyber_Akuma, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10He is a Sony fanboy.
- DeejayKnight, on 10/10/2007, -6/+1At least I'm not the only one catching the sarcasm (or what I perceive to be sarcasm) in this article. There's no way he could be serious about the game sucking - especially with all the 10's going around.
Looks to me like an attempt at getting more visitors to the site. Any publicity is good publicity, right?
- Jakerius, on 10/10/2007, -3/+76Regardless of the article's integrity, the comments are funny as hell. Especially "wowyouareautistic"'s.
- badaimer, on 10/10/2007, -0/+25"Congrats for stealing my tax money you helpless academic disaster of a child." Hahaha that's possibly one of the greatest insults I have ever read.
- Ayb4btu, on 10/10/2007, -1/+55For those who cant be bothered looking for the comment:
wowyouareautistic Says:
August 17th, 2007 at 8:59 am
Okay , singed up just for this work of art.
First off I would like to say you are severely retarded. Congrats for stealing my tax money you helpless academic disaster of a child.
On to bioshock
PS3 is not getting the game , MS made a deal with 2k games to have the game exclusive to Games for windows and xbox360. And based on the sales it will recieve on both of those fronts , MS will throw more money their way to secure the exclusive further.
Now on to your review… Im going to have to say it sucks. Bioshock is by far the best single player FPS experiance ever created. This is evident in the number of reviews that it has recieved giving it 10’s and high 9’s by every site that reviews it.
Sadly , the PS3 lacks games that are worth a ***** and wont have games until mid 2008
As for this ***** website , its pretty disgusting! but based on your logic , it could be even better if the webmaster had it running on a ps3 and really put effort into working with the cell.
So im going to have to leave now , just wanted to pop in and kick you in the nuts for being so incredibly ***** retarded
thanks for the fun
guiltyspark- zzz@tkz, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Haha, that's awesome.
A Halo fan saying that Bioshock is the greatest FPS is an achievement in its own.
/halofan
- zzz@tkz, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Haha, that's awesome.
- Millennium, on 10/10/2007, -23/+13Same site that bashed many of the 360 games And the console... Just another Knockoff review it's not even a review it's more of a Paragraph that sums up the demo. doesn't even include Any screen shots of the Bad area's in the game IE The bad animation.. Show us something or your just another Fanboy Bitching about a Good Game.
- lacronicus, on 10/10/2007, -8/+12screens of a bad animation? not that I want to defend him or anything, but isnt that kinda hard?
- gwolf, on 10/10/2007, -4/+5Not if you know how to deliberately screw up a screen capture or use Photo Shop, it's not.
- badjoke, on 10/10/2007, -6/+7An animation is a moving thing. See his point yet?
- mrFREEZE, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Photoshop can be easily used to edit individual frames of animated g...... nevermind, DUUHHHHH, ANIMASHUN IS HARD.
- badjoke, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Yes, it can be done. But it takes a lot longer and is "kinda hard" (more than a simple capture at least) like Lacronicus said.
- mrFREEZE, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Photoshop can be easily used to edit individual frames of animated g...... nevermind, DUUHHHHH, ANIMASHUN IS HARD.
- westhe32nd, on 10/10/2007, -4/+2Repeat yourself much?
- DangerMouse9, on 10/10/2007, -6/+0You've dugg just about every story relating to BioShock. I'd say you're just a fanbooy bitching about what you think is another fanboy knocking your system/game. I'd give you some money to buy a sense of humor, but I think you're a lost cause.
- evillawngnome, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1Millenium, please see the following article before making any further comments:
http://www.middlebury.edu/administration/communications/info/capitalizations.htm
It is not Acceptable to Capitalize whatever Words you think should Be Capitalized. It makes your Comment very awkward Reading.
- lacronicus, on 10/10/2007, -8/+12screens of a bad animation? not that I want to defend him or anything, but isnt that kinda hard?
- Tserk, on 10/29/2007, -3/+132The ***** found a way to generate some traffic though, didn't he. I guess someone out there learned something from Dvorak.org/blog
- zmjone2992, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7ugh john needs to shut up about that
- zybch, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5I didn't see any ads though, (ablock) as hes not getting any $$ from my viewing, just a bit more on his bandwidth bill for the month.
- ericrous, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Did you say Dvorak.org/blog ? That's a great sight. Let's all go there now.
- nigh7dagger, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Site.
Grammar Nazi ftw.- therightclique, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1maybe he liked the view once he got there.
- nigh7dagger, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Site.
- mobilehavoc, on 10/10/2007, -4/+170How can you take anything seriously hosted on a site called sonydefenseforce???
- alx242, on 10/10/2007, -6/+5Case in point...You're not supposed to take this seriously...
- ravage386, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5More like Sony Defense Farce, amirite?
- Protoss, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1icwutudidthar!
- grat2001, on 10/10/2007, -8/+25For all who didn't see it in Sunday's paper, Circuit City will have it for 49.99!
- DaffyDuck, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6Is that for the 360 version?
- ath1337, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6yes! PC version for 39.99!!
- deaftly, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1dude! thank you so much, i just ordered from circuitcity.com , you saved me 10 bucks!
- STARTSOMETHING, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2and steam is pre loading at the same price
- therightclique, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3and hey folks, remember that best buy does price matching so if you have a best buy closer to you than a circuit city, just print out circuit's ad and bring it to best buy for the discount. they HAVE to give it to you.
- dukeochutney, on 10/10/2007, -5/+0ya ***** 360 version /pfft. PC DVD is 39.99
- DaffyDuck, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6Is that for the 360 version?
- Soulprint, on 10/10/2007, -7/+17 ...........just wanted to pop in and kick you in the nuts for being so incredibly ***** retarded
thanks for the fun....
I LOL'ed- gruggach, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2That was my favourite comment, too.
- lacronicus, on 10/29/2007, -13/+168"Oh NOES! a 5/10, that ought drag Bioshocks metacritic rating of 99% to… oh wait… that’s right, Sony Defense Force is about as credible as Fox News." - birk
QFT- keviniskool, on 10/10/2007, -7/+2No, Fox News gave it a 6/10. See how credible FOX News is now?
/sarcasm - swiftekho, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4Lol, if they were Fox News, they'd try to cover it up, not actually report it...
- keviniskool, on 10/10/2007, -7/+2No, Fox News gave it a 6/10. See how credible FOX News is now?
- ahnonamis, on 10/10/2007, -3/+23I love the Sony Defense Force. It's always good for a chuckle.
- the6thReplicant, on 10/10/2007, -2/+9Well I will definitely frequent the site now. I love all of my gaming news with a pinch...well, truckload...of PS3 positivity.
This site is worse than FOX news. It's more like Right-Wing Christians For Bush '08.- nigh7dagger, on 10/10/2007, -2/+0Well if you like that then you need to see Lett-Wing Gay Couples Who Have Had An Abortion for Hillary '08: http://www.tendomfg.com/
I always look at their site when I have too much faith in humanity.
- nigh7dagger, on 10/10/2007, -2/+0Well if you like that then you need to see Lett-Wing Gay Couples Who Have Had An Abortion for Hillary '08: http://www.tendomfg.com/
- the6thReplicant, on 10/10/2007, -2/+9Well I will definitely frequent the site now. I love all of my gaming news with a pinch...well, truckload...of PS3 positivity.
- HBNDonut, on 10/10/2007, -12/+6Anyone care to copy and paste the text into a comment for me please? I cant view the link. K Thx
- SteelFrog, on 10/10/2007, -2/+19Sure thing:
"After many months of anticipation I finally got my copy of Bioshock and played through it over the past few days. There are many things to like about Bioshock such as the graphics (not animation), parts of the story and the water effects. That’s about where the good stuff ends.
First let me say how excited I was for the game after playing the demo on the 360. While the animation seemed stiff and you could tell the 360 was being pushed too hard it still looked like it had a lot of potential. So imagine my disappointment when I got the final version only to find none of the animation hitches, shooting glitches and AI was cleaned up. I also wonder how much better the graphics would’ve been had they not been compressed to fit on a DVD. Now I do not fault the developers for this, they only had so much system power to work with so maybe this will all be addressed with the PS3 version when it comes out.
To conclude, let this game cook in the oven just a little bit longer and wait for the superior PS3 version. Cleaned up textures, animations, AI, extra weapons, Home space, standard HDD and Blu-ray will make this flawed game into a perfect gem.
SDF Score: 5/10"
- SteelFrog, on 10/10/2007, -2/+19Sure thing:
- chingy1788, on 10/10/2007, -16/+3everyone gives it 8 to 10/10
except Sony Fanboy sites, who gives it 5/10
wonder what that says
hmmm- bCabulon, on 10/10/2007, -3/+0All of the other sites are run by xBox fanboys? j/k
- steveoco, on 10/10/2007, -31/+12http://kokshoor.com/opinion/The_PS3_is_over_hyped_and_overpriced
The ps3 is no better than xbox 360.. they both have their strengths.- the6thReplicant, on 10/10/2007, -3/+8I'm definitely going to buy one. But I also need a HDTV too. So I guess my next two Christmases I'll be eating stale white bread. Oh and no holidays for a few years too. Or expensive restaurants. Or going out for a beer or two.
Maybe that's why the reviewer is so mad about all of the good games coming out for the 360 this quarter (BioShock, Mass Effect, CoD4, Halo 3...did I miss any??) He can't afford to leave his house.- steveoco, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Well they are starting to sell now because of the bundles they are coming up with. I may get one in the future, but 360 seems to have really solid online and graphically the two are similar enough to not swing either way. I guess it comes down to the games and 360 has plenty more out atm. Sony does have some biggies that might make me purchase in the future.
- supaklaw, on 10/10/2007, -3/+3PS3 has a Bluray player, and not much else. Internally it has superior processing firepower... but no developer wants to code for it because it's too complex. It had potential, Sony made the mistake of not doing a Bungie and buying 2-3 game companies with titles and make them exclusive to PS3. Too late now. Xbox 360 took a while but now it's titles ahoy. Next 12 months are going to be knee deep in good games. Unfortunately I can't buy them all, gonna be on Halo3.. Bioshock will keep peeps busy til end of Sept.
- hmunkey, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1No, the Xbox is better.
- the6thReplicant, on 10/10/2007, -3/+8I'm definitely going to buy one. But I also need a HDTV too. So I guess my next two Christmases I'll be eating stale white bread. Oh and no holidays for a few years too. Or expensive restaurants. Or going out for a beer or two.
- spearce, on 10/10/2007, -21/+15I'd actually buy one of those Sony boxes if it wasn't for the ridicules controller. it feels like I'm playing a game with a waffle maker in my hands. no matter what you think of MS and the Xbox 360 they got their controller right.
- username9000, on 10/10/2007, -5/+6That is so true. The PS3 controller SUCKS.
- ericrous, on 10/10/2007, -3/+6I've got big hands, and the PS3 controller is very annoying to me. It's feels like a controller for kids' hands. The 360 controller is much better suited for anyone over the age of 14.
- Lou3000, on 10/10/2007, -2/+4I have to agree. I was a Sony fanboy up until about a year ago. I thought the controller was the greatest thing in the world, but after playing with the 360 for a year, I'm amazed at how bad the PS3 controller is.
While weight may be a feature for some, I can't believe how light the thing is, it is about as ergonomic as a waffle maker like you said, and, of course, it doesn't vibrate. - fpsfanatic001, on 10/10/2007, -7/+2how does sony's controlller suck?keep in mind, the 360 controller isnt much bigger and it has that stupid battery pack thats really annoying.if ur hands were really too big for the sony controller then u would have problems holding the 360 controller due to the battery pack.and 360 controller isnt all that great for shooters now.triggers take to long to press for shooting.the R1 button is so much faster.but the PC mouse is even faster.and the PS3 controller has better joystick motion which makes it almost as accurate as a PC mouse.well not almost, but closer than the 360.but i agree that vibration should have been added
- kodex, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4You know how not to have your fingers hit the battery pack? Play with a wired controller.
- Orlex, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3The trigger takes too long to press? Are you serious? That's like saying that it takes too long to type on a PC keyboard and you should always use a laptop keyboard because the keys are lower to the board.
- bCabulon, on 10/10/2007, -1/+0I like the PS controllers. I prefer the analog sticks to both be at the bottom. I'd like it to be a bit larger like the airflow controller for the PS2. That one fit my hands perfectly.
- staticneuron, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1This is silly. It is all a matter of opinion. I love both because on the 360 FPS's feel at home while I always feel action and racing games feel good with the PS2/3 controller.
- Epacitythug, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2***** the 360 & PS3 version, gett it on the PC, it wont be limited and it will have better controls
- MajorMauser, on 10/10/2007, -2/+93Quote ~ " everyone gives it 8 to 10/10 "
I haven't seen anything below a 9.5- CatalystGhost, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7Eh, there was one 9.4, but w/e, close enough :)
- nonymous666, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3He was still just trying to say that reviews have been consistently high.
If he'd posted "everyone gives it between 9 and 10", then somebody'd scour the post until they found a review with an 8.5 then use it to digg him down. - Orlex, on 10/10/2007, -0/+13Hay what are you guyz talkin about? I just saw a site that gave it a 5/10
- swiftekho, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1Sadly, this is the game every EB Games employee pushes on a 360 gamer, and "I haven't seen anything below a 9.5" is there selling point.
- heloo, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1What did wired magazine give it?
- rootstyle, on 10/10/2007, -20/+9Step 1) Submit anti 360 / anti PS3 article to digg
Step 2) Fanboys of apposing side attack article, claiming the other sides fanboys are just delusional, silly, stupid, etc
Step 3) ???
Step 4) Profit!
Repeat, Ad nauseam many times a day- Paroparo, on 10/10/2007, -1/+13Actually I can't see a single Sony fan try to defend SDF here. Even they aren't generally this delusional.
- wheezy360, on 10/10/2007, -6/+2Dug for another hilarious usage of
Step n-1) ????
Step n) PROFIT!
That'll never get old.- knetworx, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2Oh wait....it already did.
- lynx77, on 10/10/2007, -0/+37He may as well have given it a 1/10 and have said Fifa 99 was better...
- Jeffler, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7Fifa 99 was brilliant though (no joke)
- 1of42, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Yeah, I was about to say, FIFA 99 was badass.
- Jeffler, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1The best FIFA, even.
- 1of42, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Yeah, I was about to say, FIFA 99 was badass.
- Jeffler, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7Fifa 99 was brilliant though (no joke)
- smedrick, on 10/10/2007, -3/+54Does Sony really need a "Defense Force"?
- the6thReplicant, on 10/10/2007, -6/+1It's all a game. I know my 360 (already once repaired) isn't the high point of technology (well not in a few years). On the other hand I think the PS3 is (which is why waiting another year before I buy it isn't getting me too worried).
All Sony has to do, and this goes to the fanboys, is....wait. Once the start coming out with games that will make people like me drool (LBP?) then everything will be fine.
Remember kids, competition is good.
On the other hand paying 65 euro for a game, sucks dead dingo's kidneys. - senatorpjt, on 10/10/2007, -0/+13Probably, it's called a PR department. This is more of a volunteer militia. Eventually one of them will try to blow up a truck outside of a Microsoft building and then they'll crack down on it.
- zwaldowski, on 10/10/2007, -5/+0Hmm... that might not be too bad of an idea...
- NiX0n, on 10/10/2007, -2/+9I don't think they realize they are "defending" an evil corporation.
- washburn085, on 10/10/2007, -5/+2Just like the fanboys who defend Microsoft... wrong on so many levels
- ericrous, on 10/10/2007, -3/+11All you fanbois are pathetic. Microsoft, Sony, Apple, Nintendo. They're all evil.
We all know that the only good corporation is Sega and that the Dreamcast is the only game console worth owning.- knetworx, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4Sega Saturn is where it's at.
- KyleMistry, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Hells naw. Get yourself Parcheesi, that's what all the hardcore gamers are into.
- kodek, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4Irony
- knetworx, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4Sega Saturn is where it's at.
- swiftekho, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1The Sony Defense Force is like pants... You are always gonna need it
- dandonia, on 10/10/2007, -3/+1If Microsoft can have an "attack force" i dont see why not! Think of all the crappy rumours we have heard of the ps3 that turned out totally crap like the ps3 not having a hard drive when every SKU has one. You really think that aint M$ at work! There was that hate article saying how sony have ***** up every media platform ie Betamax, UMD and like 17 others just because blu ray was coming with the PS3, then all of a sudden we saw M$ with HD-DVD. HDMI is not necossery for gaming - hello elite. 1080P is not for games - Microsoft update the 360 suddenly does 1080p.
the ps3 aint worth $600, no console is
hello elite $500 thats just for a 360 with a bigger hard drive but wait its got HDMI - skip again and oh so does the cheap sony price so people just paid out for elite for the extra hdd space cos it still aint got its hd-dvd. WE are all about choice after all we are microsoft the same company who brought to you choices of vista.
MS has a big hate squad probably hunting ps3 fans down individually right now. And while forever there will be a 360 hate squad they will have a ps3 fan defence
N64FTW!- JammyJT, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Dude you have a 360 and not a PS3, put the vaseline down and step away from Sonys ass. ;P
- Reziarfg, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2NIN - TEN - DOO - SIX - TEE - FOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUURRRRRRR
- the6thReplicant, on 10/10/2007, -6/+1It's all a game. I know my 360 (already once repaired) isn't the high point of technology (well not in a few years). On the other hand I think the PS3 is (which is why waiting another year before I buy it isn't getting me too worried).
- jim1977, on 10/10/2007, -12/+5This whole thing is one of the gayest things I've ever read.
- zacpol, on 10/10/2007, -4/+62He sounds like the Bill O'Reilly of the video game world
- Grovulent, on 10/10/2007, -4/+31Im not sure what's more stupid - the review, or the people who care enough to spend so much time refuting it...
- knetworx, on 10/10/2007, -3/+7Or the people who spend so much time refuting the people who are refuting the review.
....or me, for refuting you for refuting them for refuting the review. (*Tries to digg himself down, but then realizes the thumb is grayed out.*) Crap! Can somebody get that for me?- devate, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1Dugg down as per your request. :)
- DNStheMenace, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Oh God, now you've done it.. I've gone and crossed my eyes!!!
- hockey, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1You just described typical fanboy behavior. Why are you surprised?
- dijital, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1It's important to refute ignorant comments for those who may not know the difference and be deceived. Why? Well, if the Democrats had refuted a bit of what they ate up so readily, the 3000+ American lives, and countless Iraqi lives may have been saved over the past 4 years.
- knetworx, on 10/10/2007, -3/+7Or the people who spend so much time refuting the people who are refuting the review.
- coheedcollapse, on 10/10/2007, -3/+15Take the worst example of any sort of fanboy and you get this kind of crap. Sucks that we have people like this to give PS3 owners a bad name. It's lame to bash great games just because you can't have them on your console, k?
- Trat, on 10/10/2007, -10/+1What great games? LOL!@!@##!
- Hoinah, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2I assume you're misunderstanding what he said.
- Renton, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1No, this is: http://digg.com/gaming_news/Sony_fanboy_video_proves_that_most_Youtube_users_are_stupid_as_hell
- Trat, on 10/10/2007, -10/+1What great games? LOL!@!@##!
- 2Dskillz, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8Can't fault them entirely, It is sure to drum up MANY unique visitors for their site.
- ronaldinho, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I can't even connect to the site now without using a mirror
- Trat, on 10/10/2007, -33/+1Hahaha, the Sony niggahs vs the MS whores. I hate both consoles cause they lack any innovation in gameplay but I ROFL when I read this pathetic review of a bunch of Sony addepts. I mean, PS3 fairies and 360 PC wannabe's should join forces cause their consoles are being trashed in fun by a 250 bucks console that is 1000% more fun to play with. This is me starting laughing in the morning: Haha 360, haha PS3, haha 360, haha PS3... *daytime goes into evening, but I continue to*... haha 360, haha PS3, haha 360, haha PS3...
- ath1337, on 10/10/2007, -3/+0boo, go back to play your gamecube, or the computer you've wasted too much money on
- devate, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Spending money on a computer is almost never a waste, simply because of the versatility inherent in a computer.
- mrFREEZE, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1B-b-b-but I'm poor and stupid and can't build my own computer!!!!! waaaaah!!! let microsoft/sony do it for me!
- devate, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Spending money on a computer is almost never a waste, simply because of the versatility inherent in a computer.
- CatalystGhost, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5Hey, bitch, I love my computer, and think that most games ARE better on it. But console games are almost as good, if not better at times. Don't be a giant ***** just because your mom is too poor to buy you a 360 or PS3, and won't whore herself out for it, like usual.
- washburn085, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Pathetic if thats all you do all day, pathetic of me for wasting my time to reply to you... dammit...
- ath1337, on 10/10/2007, -3/+0boo, go back to play your gamecube, or the computer you've wasted too much money on
- chris9902, on 10/10/2007, -5/+22I assume he means 5/5 else he's ***** retarded.
- triggr, on 10/10/2007, -10/+4This is going to spread like wildfire.
Its completely ironic how this Sony fanboi has done completely the opposite of what he intended and the end of the day, this will be viewed as very NEGATIVE press for Sony!- washburn085, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4He's doesn't work for Sony, so no negative press there.
- Transmission3k, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3"Any press is good press." Especially when you're a ***** middle-schooler counting hits on your worthless pro-Sony website.
- Myonosken, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2That's not irony. It's just unfortunate.
- ZeRux, on 10/10/2007, -2/+20Do we have to give free publicity to such horrible site??
- cardyology, on 10/10/2007, -2/+59Wow! 5/10 and he justifies it in one paragraph! This guy should work for IGN.
- PRlME, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1cause of the IGN review system i bought some of the ***** games ever for my original xBox
- dandonia, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2asif you base your purchase on game ratings, you sir deserve to play the ***** games ever
- PRlME, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1cause of the IGN review system i bought some of the ***** games ever for my original xBox
- digitallysick, on 10/10/2007, -11/+1You could sit at home and play bioshock, or maybe, go out, and get laid
- shadowcode, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Or you can do both.
...obviously not at the same time.- zwaldowski, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2It's possible.
- washburn085, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Why not both?
- shadowcode, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Or you can do both.
- byrnest, on 10/10/2007, -2/+8I love it how everyone is talking about a big battle of the fanboys yet I have not heard one positive comment about this ***** retard
- sharpie05, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7You havent talked to his rich mommy and daddy yet. Im sure they have nice(ish) things to say about their kid...maybe(he probably gave them a low rating as parents).
- ericrous, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5No, even THEY don't like him.
- knetworx, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2He's an orphan.
- mrFREEZE, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Well, they did try to abort him.
- ericrous, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5No, even THEY don't like him.
- sharpie05, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7You havent talked to his rich mommy and daddy yet. Im sure they have nice(ish) things to say about their kid...maybe(he probably gave them a low rating as parents).
- G00SEISL00SE, on 10/10/2007, -7/+1lol
- jads, on 10/10/2007, -2/+103As a 360 owner, I'd like to provide my own review of Ratchet and Clank for the PS3.
"It has mediocre graphics, and the gameplay is very 1 dimensional. It's too bloated as it has to run off Blu-Ray discs, and the animation suffers from glitches constantly through the game. There is a poor weapon selection system, and online play is terrible"
Of course, just like Sony Defense Force, I base my entire review on a few stills turned up in google images rather than basing it on actual gameplay.- zwaldowski, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3DO NOT DARE MAKE FUN OF MY FAVORITE GAME!
/fanboy... Just kidding. - fpsfanatic001, on 10/10/2007, -20/+0ur an idiot jads.just because an idiotic sony fanboy makes a ***** rating doesnt mean u have to do the same.if u think bioshock is really all that great then u would feel confident enough not to defend it.and gameplay for ratchet is not 1 dimensional and how would you know if it suffers from glitches.we dont even have a playable demo out.and weapon selection is kick ass but online play is terrible but Future Tools of Destruction doesnt even have online play so suck it u moron.
- frsrblch, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7Stupidity like this deserves an applause.
- Kronicide, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Maybe you should read the rest of jads' comment before going on a R&C rampage. Does one really ALWAYS need a /sarcasm tag??
- octophobic, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4There exists no thought filter or grammar checker between your mind and your keyboard.
- jads, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6I apologise if you didn't detect the tone of sarcasm. Maybe I should've added /sarcasm tags...better yet drawn a little diagram in crayon?
- zwaldowski, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3DO NOT DARE MAKE FUN OF MY FAVORITE GAME!
- YuriSakazaki, on 10/10/2007, -1/+47"I also wonder how much better the graphics would’ve been had they not been compressed to fit on a DVD."
looooooooooooooooooool- ericrous, on 10/10/2007, -1/+9Well, how could they BEGIN to compare to the great graphics we see in games for the PS3? Just look at the crappy graphics in games like Gears of War, Bioshock, Mass Effect, etc. and compare them to the awesome blu-ray power in games like...like...well, when Sony gets some games you can bet they'll look better.
- kodek, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2like...Linux?
- ericrous, on 10/10/2007, -1/+9Well, how could they BEGIN to compare to the great graphics we see in games for the PS3? Just look at the crappy graphics in games like Gears of War, Bioshock, Mass Effect, etc. and compare them to the awesome blu-ray power in games like...like...well, when Sony gets some games you can bet they'll look better.
- ButchersBoy, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8Dugg. Satire or stupity, thoroughly worth the 30 second read.
- onlyclave, on 10/10/2007, -3/+1HA! You can't even spell 'stupidity' right. Dumbass.
- Nootay, on 10/10/2007, -1/+31hahahahaha best quote
"Congrats for stealing my tax money you helpless academic disaster of a child." - naden, on 10/10/2007, -0/+31"You’d better see a ophthalmologist before you really become a achromate."
Smackdowns that require Google FTW ! - sodoh, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2reminds me of the somethingawful game reviews. Very funny, although fanboi baiting is too easy.
- macsrock888, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5hmm Sony Defense Force, are these guys teamed up with Homeland Security? They are probably just as successful.
- knetworx, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1Off topic, but does anybody really know what the alert levels mean? I actually just now looked them up out of pure curiosity. http://www.tnema.org/EP/HS/HSAS-Warning.htm
- SatansMagicHat, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5What's hilarious is that even though this is obviously some kid's blog who had the money for a domain name, the comments pretend like it's CNN or some *****. Seriously, read the comments. The stupidity in them is as entertaining as the review (except that the tards commenting are at least right.)
- bloodr, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6Okay, best laugh I've had all morning. Digg it up for laughs.
- dheaddy, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9You think this article is outrageous, check out their other stories, such as 'EXCLUSIVE! Sony is buying Rockstar!' http://www.sonydefenseforce.com/?p=79
- fuzzynyanko, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Does Sony ever buy out game companies?
- Bahimiron, on 10/10/2007, -1/+7My favorite response has to be the guy who says that he's glad someone else thinks the game isn't that great, and he's going to be getting the game just to prove to himself that it's not good. That one just made me laugh.
- SatansMagicHat, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2I'm pretty sure that guy was being sarcastic. At least, I pray people that stupid aren't wandering around.
- Primous, on 10/10/2007, -5/+3I may or may not of just heard that bioshock's ps3 version was delayed while sony flies out programmers to 2K to assist with helping to figure out how to make such a game even playable on the ps3. Don't worry though obivously those idiots at 2K know nothing, after making such a medicore hit. -yeah right-
- zwaldowski, on 10/10/2007, -2/+0And where did you read that? Microsoft Defense Force?
- Primous, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1S...A...R...C...A...S...M
- zwaldowski, on 10/10/2007, -2/+0And where did you read that? Microsoft Defense Force?
- sharpie05, on 10/10/2007, -9/+4Though I havent played the game, I thought the animations actually look quite smooth. There is only one thing that i can imagine would be stiff when i get to finally play it....
- neATL, on 10/10/2007, -2/+7Solid Pimp Says:
August 17th, 2007 at 7:54 am
Great review. I’ve only played the demo but agree it’s not so great. I’m buying the game when it’s finally released to reassure myself it’s not as good as everyone says it is.
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^^^^^^^^ this is pure comedy
- neATL, on 10/10/2007, -2/+7Solid Pimp Says:
- sethworld, on 10/10/2007, -4/+7I wonder how he would explain why Madden '08 looks so bad on the PS3 and so good on the XB360?
- MarrowMan, on 10/10/2007, -5/+0Um because EA said they made it to only play at 30 fps on PS3 and 60 fps on X-BOX 360. That might be a reason.
- R3Dirkulous, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1if the ps3 is so uber powerful we shouldn't be having this discussion of why its inferior to a rival systems version
- washburn085, on 10/10/2007, -2/+5Because porting to the ps3 is more complicated than other systems, and EA are the laziest bastards ever. Not a fault of hardware. The kid is obviously bs-ing it to piss off the 360 fanboys....
- staticneuron, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1#60 fans know how to ride something huh. madden 07 looked the same and virtua tennis looks better on the PS3. graw looks better as well. Does it matter? not really Because who is going to purchase a console because of third party games?
- CiDaemon, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0umm...everyone smarter than this reviewer? Obviously a group which does not contain you.
- incredibilistic, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Remeber that Madden 07 ran at 30fps also. EA has recently commented that it's hard to get it right the first time. Take that as you may but if you ask me that means that next year Madden 09 will be running at 60fps on both systems. And yes, it can be done. Sony's internal studios has NBA 08 running at 60fps. Yes, this game sucks but it is running at 60fps so it can be done. Speaking of 60fps, Infinity Ward, makers of the Game of the Year (and will probably be played just as much as Halo 3 on XBL) Call of Duty 4, stated that CoD4 on the PS3 WILL run at 60fps with full anti-aliasing.
The whole "Madden looks better" is a short lived victory for 360 fans.
Here's another fanboy comment to piss off 360 fans:
KILLZONE 2 ON PS3 LOOKS BETTER THAN HALO 3 (truth be told, Gears of War looks better than Halo 3). Will K2 sell as many copies as Halo 3? Almost certainly not but I think it'll be a more interesting and original game to play versus the worn out storyline of Halo.- CiDaemon, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0are you claiming that Killzone games have a storyline? Have you ever PLAYED Killzone?
- swgc5, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1EA is lazy, that's why.
- Dp462090, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1"EA is greedy, that's why."
- Dp462090, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1"EA is greedy, that's why."
- MarrowMan, on 10/10/2007, -5/+0Um because EA said they made it to only play at 30 fps on PS3 and 60 fps on X-BOX 360. That might be a reason.
- 0two, on 10/10/2007, -1/+13The funny part is that you guys are falling for this hook line and sinker. This is the definition of trolling, when you flame them they're getting exactly what they wanted. Don't give them the satisfaction. You know that you're right and they're wrong, just move along.
- Ellipson, on 10/10/2007, -1/+16Dugg for hilarity, even though fanboy wars are annoying. This gem on the About page made me lol at work, got some strange scares:
"The original Defense Force! Created on September 11, 2006 the Sony Defense Force (SDF) is back with a new look and a new site. It’s original intention was, and still is, to give honest news about all things Playstation. Since the launch of PS3 there has been a lot of F.U.D. (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt) spread around the internet thanks to viral marketing campaigns from competitors. SDF is here to cut through the mess and give straight answers about the Playstation Platform."
All those FOX news comparisons were right: It's like one of their normal "Hey, we're fair and balanced!" speeches only for PS3.- ericrous, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5The fact that he launched it on Sept. 11th and named it the "Sony Defense Force" adds a bit of creepiness factor in too. Maybe Homeland Security should keep an eye on this kid before he starts sending pipe bombs to Redwood.
- konard, on 10/10/2007, -8/+3The game is great on 360 no doubt about it. If/when it comes to PS3 the value with be lower as its not as "new" anymore. I am also a Playstation fan, but as a gamer its a 8-9-10/10 atleast. (I have only played the demo).
- gwolf, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Never happen
- showat, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1There won't be any PS3 launch of this game... Microsoft and the game's publisher have sealed a deal that makes it exclusive to the Microsoft franchise. This is the wave of the future... If you want to play a game, 90% of the time you better have the right platform for it or you won't be playing it.
- MWeather, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1" This is the wave of the future... If you want to play a game, 90% of the time you better have the right platform for it or you won't be playing it."
That must be why more and more games are going multi-platform.
- MWeather, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1" This is the wave of the future... If you want to play a game, 90% of the time you better have the right platform for it or you won't be playing it."
- Apokalyps2547, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1To be fair, konard said "if".
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