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- kplo, on 10/15/2009, -2/+108As complicated as this chart is, it's still an easier system than the Wii's Friend Codes
- iSeven, on 10/15/2009, -2/+75Dugg for "Are they making fun of people in a creative way?"
- eagles7977, on 10/15/2009, -0/+58I love how this flowchart makes it basically impossible to gain more friends on xbl
- iheartbakon, on 10/15/2009, -5/+62Jesus Died LOL
- sousademiami, on 10/15/2009, -6/+63I made a flow chart for us over the age of 12.
Is the request from someone you actually know? --> Yes --> Accept
-->No-->Deny - fallout49, on 10/15/2009, -3/+44Hahaha. Good luck passing the racist part on xbl.
- Jabrams2, on 10/15/2009, -3/+42Your first mistake is plugging headphones in. From that point on you're basically screwed.
- Greensheep11, on 10/15/2009, -2/+32I need to add one to that list for myself
Are they only adding you because they found out you are a girl and are trying to hit on you?
Yes ----->DENY - FallenTurtles, on 10/15/2009, -2/+30Wow. Maybe after this you can come to my birthday party and ruin the fun there too.
- jboitnott, on 10/15/2009, -4/+31Every time I sign on to xbl and have my headphones plugged in I inevitably regret it. Either it's completely racist or there's 10 10-year-olds screaming at the top of their lungs.
- cJw314, on 10/15/2009, -0/+24Or singing
Or trying to sing
Or playing ***** music
Or speaking loudly in a foreign language to one (or none) other people in the lobby
Or sounding like a 7 year old girl - Urno1special, on 10/15/2009, -1/+23What are you doing tonight, hottie? (Your text sounds so hot!)
- sputnikv, on 10/15/2009, -1/+16i accept all friend requests because they are a rare occurrence
- Sleepyhead157, on 10/15/2009, -2/+16The only thing this chart is missing is the people screaming in the pregame lobby.
- AngryDeuce, on 10/15/2009, -2/+14All those reasons are pretty much why I never leave party chat....
- GregLoire, on 10/15/2009, -2/+13Today I was biting into an apple, and I started thinking about oranges.
- PartyCat, on 10/16/2009, -2/+13I was playing with my female friend on the mic, cause she loves talking smack as a girl. one game, the people found out she was a girl and not a 12 year old boy, and was like "YOU'RE A GIRL?" and we got about 6 friend requests all of a sudden. ridiculous.
- BooBooBaron, on 10/15/2009, -2/+12You could always delete them down the road
- clippclop, on 10/15/2009, -1/+8TBH - If i was a parent, i would completely ignore those rating for my kids games.
- RepublicofJosh, on 10/16/2009, -0/+7Says the guy on Digg....
- inactive, on 10/15/2009, -4/+11Seems like the ESRB doesn't matter at all based on the "research" anyone could do on Xbox live. Parents are so dumb nowadays.
- LBUCHA, on 10/15/2009, -1/+8"have they abstained from making fun of your country of origin" hahahaha
- Gronkk, on 10/16/2009, -0/+7Yeah but 99.9% of the time it's a boy pretending to be a girl.
- austin63, on 10/16/2009, -1/+7Comment Fail
- rebthor, on 10/16/2009, -0/+5Or you get a little from column A *and* a little from column B, 10-year-olds screaming completely racist epithets.
- MrSaundercook, on 10/15/2009, -1/+6That's a huge part of who I select as friends on XBL. It's a retard circus out there.
- jrobbi, on 10/15/2009, -2/+6Gayboy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6alOnuN-wCY - clippclop, on 10/15/2009, -1/+5Pretty much makes it impossible to get any friend in an anonymous setting.
- Darkyuubi, on 10/15/2009, -3/+7You know...I just realized today that a 60GB 360 is like, almost the same money as a 8GB iPod Touch...(whats wrong with that picture? like I mean seriously 360 vs iPod Touch? I mean come on...)
So maybe I'll actually put that flow chart into use soon... - theandy1, on 10/16/2009, -1/+5I'll never understand why people would try to make a long distance relationship with a girl just because she plays video games. Chicks who play video games are insane half the time anyway (I know all females are insane, but I mean another level of insane). Take away the possibility of frequent sex and no thank you. And while it's not the girl's fault in any way shape or form having one in a party just plain sucks. Every guy in the party will be trying to small talk or will be asking retarded sexual questions and most the time the girl just loves the attention.
- s0nicfreak, on 10/16/2009, -0/+4Yes, the ESRB doesn't matter at all. It's the parents depending on it that are dumb.
- ic4rus, on 10/16/2009, -1/+4ummm, that Apple hardware is ridiculously over-priced but college-level inherited wealth poseurs keep them in business?
- cJw314, on 10/15/2009, -4/+7Wow is right; stupid much preppy? Oh, wait, "Preppy"? Really?
- buttercup85, on 10/16/2009, -1/+3buried for the fact I couldn't even SEE the article due to stupid movie trailer right when I clicked on the page multiple times.
- Zeigy, on 10/17/2009, -0/+1It wasn't an article. Okay I bury too.
- mparker21311, on 10/15/2009, -1/+2Do they not have headphones? If not, Denied!
I know this because I don't use a headphone and people boot me from their parties all the time. - vault, on 10/15/2009, -1/+2notice the legend at the top of the image...
- austin63, on 10/16/2009, -1/+2Thus the "mute" option.
- Wisgary, on 10/18/2009, -0/+1powerful?
- TriplePlay2425, on 10/17/2009, -0/+1over the age of 16*
I feel that some moderately intelligent people come about at the age of 17. Although, you will very rarely find them on XBL, and if you do then they will probably not be acting moderately intelligent. Pretty sure that XBL dumbs people down by about 80%. - noahgelman, on 10/16/2009, -1/+2AHAHAHAHA
- tk0680, on 10/15/2009, -1/+1I ***** hate sites with stupid, ***** adverts hosted on external servers made of brie that make the page take years to load. Just FYI.
- dreamweaver1984, on 10/15/2009, -1/+1they forgot the are they gamesavers? if so.. deny
- yaazz, on 10/15/2009, -4/+4According to this checklist (yes checklist, this isn't really a flowchart), you can only accept requests from obnoxious, racist, people 16 or under that are good at the game and make fun of your mom.
Although this does sum up my friends list pretty well (minus the <16 part), it still wasn't clever or funny.
And before you ask, yes, I am fun at parties! - Tiptup300, on 10/15/2009, -1/+1Theres no way to tag or organize friends so I'm always pruning my list.
- Numbski, on 10/16/2009, -2/+1Agreed. All-Pro Football 2K8 gives you the option to put remote headsets through the TV, and after hearing what little I have, I never want to own a pair. Granted, gross misunderstandings happen without the, but text is just fine by me kthx. I wish they'd bring back in-game text.
- JudgeMonkey, on 10/16/2009, -2/+1Damn straight.
- NavS, on 10/15/2009, -4/+2I just add everyone and delete them as I see fit. i.e. not playing the same games as me, or isn't online for months at a time.
- blue222, on 10/16/2009, -4/+1I would fail by "...Have talked to before", "...Making fun in a creative way" and maybe sucking at a game.
In gaming I'm the nicest player there. However i don't talk to people after me/they send a friend request and i don't own a 360, only a ps3. - inactive, on 10/15/2009, -6/+3Haha, funny!!
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