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- Malik112099, on 12/02/2008, -4/+355#1 - Twelve year olds like yelling the word "*****" when their parents aren't around.
- rednaxela825, on 12/03/2008, -3/+136The following apply specifically to Halo:
11. Anyone can hack your account.
12. Everybody's dad/uncle works at Bungie and will ban you.
13. If you are winning a match, the other team isn't trying. - D3PyroGS, on 12/02/2008, -1/+122I learned not to use one.
- MrFisty, on 12/03/2008, -2/+110Others they forgot:
- Having ***** rap metal playing extra loud in the background so all you can hear is a rhythmic, distorted bass line.
- Having their TV up extra loud so every time the game on your TV makes a noise, the same noise is heard, albeit distorted and warbly, a mere second and a half later
- Fake "I'm pulling a bong" noises when all they are doing is breathing in while making a rolled 'r' noise
- Acting all tough, dropping every racist/sexist/dirty term under the sun only to say "Awww, just five more minutes" when their parents ask them to go brush their teeth in the background
- Singing
- And people who wear the headset but then talk to other people in their house or on the phone about inane ***** no one finds remotely interesting, although it is better than hearing the rest of their *****. - Bex5, on 12/03/2008, -2/+93It's still amazing to me that THE worst insult in the mind of an 11 year old is that you're gay or some variant of gay
- QueensGangsta, on 12/03/2008, -1/+88little timmy: Mom can I have gears of war 2 pleaseeeee?
Mom: Its rated M...hm...no problem timmy! I love you!
little timmy: Thanks mom!
little timmy (playing online): OH MY ***** GOD. YOU ***** KILLED ME AGIAN! ***** YOU!
Online deep voiced dude: ***** you kid
Timmys mom: Hey, don't you curse at my kid. You should know better. Im reporting you.
And this is how my day goes thanks to little prepubecent kids and thier moms. *sigh* - Valinoti, on 12/03/2008, -4/+77Parents buying their kids M rated games should be sterilized.
I don't care about the moral concerns I just hate listening to your annoying, immature, and ignorant brat of a child scream into my ear.
Also, I'm surprised there is no mention of the almost equally annoying wanna-be DJs/American Idol contestants who treat the rest of us on live as their audience.
The next generation Xbox should have a "mute this person" button right on the controller so I don't have to waste time viewing someone's profile to shut them up. - NixiePixel, on 12/03/2008, -0/+72I learned that as a female it can sometimes be a far more pleasant game experience if I don't speak at all.
- ScottyAnimal, on 12/03/2008, -4/+74I find life would be more pleasant if that was applied off of Xbox Live.
- sickgam3r, on 12/03/2008, -5/+71that angers me so much
- mr.wizard, on 12/03/2008, -0/+54When I didn't have Xbox Live, I thought it would be great to be able to play multiplayer games any time that I wanted. Now that I have Xbox Live, I only play with my friends.
- Dgen_X, on 12/03/2008, -1/+53If I'm winning a match...the other team is lagging
- fieldgreen, on 12/03/2008, -2/+52Angry teenage nerdvirgins and loud rednecks are annoying.
Black people who talk trash are usually pretty hilarious. - cardyology, on 12/03/2008, -6/+56The main thing I learned from xbox live chat is that the Americans are ***** CLUELESS when it comes to British culture.
I really, REALLY dont mind it if you insult our queen, I DON'T exclusively drink tea, I DON'T eat scones and yes, my teeth are absolutely *****. - patpl22391, on 12/03/2008, -0/+48http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpPxbffBalQ
- NixiePixel, on 12/03/2008, -2/+49Me too.
Wait, what? - ScottyAnimal, on 12/03/2008, -2/+49Nothing.
Just a sexist comment to pass the time. :D - theonlywizdum, on 12/03/2008, -0/+43The main thing I learned from xbl is that people who are not from America will incessantly bitch about lag and Americans, despite being able to choose the "from my country" option when searching for games.
That, and that no matter what language they speak, everyone swears in perfect English. Je suis Jaques, *****. - Hetman, on 12/02/2008, -0/+39Down already? Anyways I have learned a few things. Playing with people on your friend lists is the best thing to do. Mute racist and ***** player. And never ever allow anyone who is not you to use your headset because they might get pissed and break it and your controller.
- PhantomJM, on 12/03/2008, -1/+3814. If your team is losing, everyone on it sucks except for the one who can bitch about it the loudest.
- BusyBDec, on 12/03/2008, -0/+36I really enjoy when people sing random songs into the headset... as if the robotic voice that comes through is really an improvement on their own adolescent cracking voice.
- JoeB4ever, on 12/03/2008, -2/+37My roommate is black and it can really kill a fun time because of those pricks. And there's nothing you can do about it.
- SirIanDangerous, on 12/03/2008, -0/+34To hell with the "mute player" feature...my 360 needs to come equipped with a "send electric shock to offending player" feature...
- oger, on 12/03/2008, -0/+32 have I played with you befor?
- Jimboquint88, on 12/03/2008, -0/+31You have a better chance of being called a ***** playing halo 3 then you do marching in a gay pride parade.
- 3mpire, on 12/03/2008, -0/+29But did you notice that when everyone else realizes there is a female in the game, there is about fifteen seconds of silence while the shock tumbles through their adolescent brains?
- Jeeverz, on 12/03/2008, -0/+28VEEEETO GUYS VEEETO
- cardyology, on 12/03/2008, -0/+28you're doing it wrong.
You need the backwards d - I dunno what its called. Look for it on the keyboard. - RhymeOrReason, on 12/02/2008, -0/+26I hate ***** who talk on the phone and don't turn off their mic. Well not so much the talking, but when they talk like the person on the phone is near deaf! Mute button FTW.
- akatsuki, on 12/03/2008, -0/+25We had some kid talking about what he was getting for xmas the whole time he was smoking the entire other team single-handedly. Literally on the order of "I've been trying to be super-good cause I want a turbo turtle RC car... oh I just wiped out the other team with some frags and a bit of gunfire so you guys might want to head over to the spawn points... and Mom says we should leave out cookies and milk for Santa, but I think Santa would prefer brownies. Plus my sister wants a barbie but she has been really naughty this year, plus she peed her pants at kindergarten yesterday.... ha, nailed two more, and now a third..."
It was a bit surreal. The rest of our team got almost no kills and we still won. - Gr1nch, on 12/03/2008, -1/+26Does she have down syndrome? Or some sort of mental retardation? She has that 'look' about her.
Eitherway, she's blacker than I could ever be. mmph - Ajajadude, on 12/03/2008, -0/+25There was this kid back when Socom 2 came out on the PS2 who would do nothing but sing songs. And, believe it or not, his Socom name was Michael Bolton.
- ScottyAnimal, on 12/03/2008, -2/+26*****, *****, *****, piece of *****, im going to ***** your mother and your sister, your father too. I hope you die. I want to slit your throat and ***** the hole. Numerous black, jewish, mexican, asian, gay, etc jokes.
But hey I'm only joking :D - hartley, on 12/03/2008, -2/+25You can now.
Private chat FTW. - lcmatt, on 12/03/2008, -0/+22Reminds me of the time I was playing COD4. Some little kid was using nearly every swear word imaginable until you heard his mother storm into the room, a few seconds later "player has left the game".
Parents should force them to play downstairs and actually listen to some of the crap they come out with. - skennedy, on 12/03/2008, -0/+21It was in EGM...the print counterpart of 1UP.
- Shakermaker, on 12/03/2008, -0/+20How about reporting their gamertag?
i wish more people would submit reviews, and for something really offensive, report them over XBL. Eventually they'll get their bannination - iCallShotgun, on 12/03/2008, -2/+22You're a girl who plays video games?!?!?! You should be doing laundry and making me a sandwich!!! LOLOLOL.....*okay mom just ten more minutes*
- trafficlight, on 12/03/2008, -0/+20My favorite microphone comment of all time was on Counter Strike. There was a kid who sounded about 7 years old. His name was Elmo. He was babbling as 7 year old Counter Strike players tend to do. The other people kept telling him to be quiet and to get a life.
His response: "I really like playing Counter Strike but I like to ***** all night, too."
Imagine a 7 year old saying that. I had to quit playing because I couldn't stop laughing. - LeviTheSmith, on 12/03/2008, -2/+19You're hot.
- theonlywizdum, on 12/03/2008, -0/+16"Who sings that song?"
[Artist Name]
"good, keep it that way." - OzzieAlThor, on 12/03/2008, -1/+16I give all women positive player reviews. I figure it's far more pleasnt (or at the very least different) to hear a girl calling people "*****" instead of the same 12-18 year olds doing it.
- bonk2k, on 12/03/2008, -4/+19If you're playing Left 4 Dead and don't have one, you're getting kicked the ***** out before you go "grabbin pills" and get attacked by a hunter while were 2 rooms ahead of you.
- B1ackmath, on 12/03/2008, -1/+15Your headset is echoing because you are sitting too close to your TV speakers and/or they are turned up too loud - hardly a fault of the headset itself. Also, it probably wouldn't have broke if you hadn't sat your fat ass down on it.
- P1um, on 12/03/2008, -0/+14I like to keep the kids dangling when their grabbed by a smoker.
kid---"HELP ME YOU NOOBS!"
me---"I... I can't see him. He's too high up, wish I could help." - danwallace, on 12/03/2008, -0/+13Yeah, the top ten people who find you interesting.
- inactive, on 12/03/2008, -0/+13Screaming ***** and Fag at the top of their lungs once every 5 seconds.
- SreyaNotfilc, on 12/03/2008, -0/+13That's exactly what I do. I leave my headset in my bag and use it sparingly. It's gotten so bad that I immediately mute players in the lobby before games if they annoy me. It's pretty easy to figure out if they are going to act up the entire match or not. 95% of online players don't communicate with each other anyway. It's best to stick to a friends list for verbal communication.
- inactive, on 12/03/2008, -1/+14You're calling us losers? wrong site *****.
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